It kinda hurt.

Does that count? The whole breaking up with her afterwards tarnishes it somewhat.

For reference, I graduated less than a year ago.

I can perform all the acrobatic moves done by Gray Fox in Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes.

I run two miles in 10 minutes.

My vertical leap is 36 inches.

I once branled 10 times in a day.

I am ambidextrous.

I can pick up and throw 150 lbs with one hand.

I haven't been sick for over two years.

I banged your mother. It was gross.

I can very nearly sing.

I can very nearly cook.

I can do the wave with my eyebrows.

I can hold in my shit for over two weeks.

*le sigh*

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Mortious was naked while typing this:
I slept with my ex and two of her girlfriends at the same time. They were all pretty hot. About 3 months ago, shortly because I realised she was a fucking nutcase and got out before she knifed me or something.

Does that count? The whole breaking up with her afterwards tarnishes it somewhat.

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I remembered this Mort quote from a thread within the last six months.

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It's very special to some people. Like me.

I only lost mine recently, to someone I love very much. It's a gift, a gesture, a willingness to say to them that they're the most special lover you'll have in your life. I've had 6 or so opportunities to lose it before recently, 2 or those in my teens, 1 with a model-quality brunette. She only wanted a one night stand. No thanks. Most of the slags here would say "please hand in your penis at the door" for that one, but call me old fashioned. Very old fashioned. I know what self control is, I don't need spunk flowing into another person to remind myself I'm a man, the fact they were wet and willing is confirmation enough.

The Western World is all about being free to live your life the way you want to. I chose to give this girl.. whom I am still with and will likely propose to.. the most special gift anyone could give. A gift that cannot be given twice, no matter what this website says.

So yes, it is very special.

You seem to have overlooked that in your almost religous crusade to constantly smackdown organised religion. It's all you ever post these days.

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The funny thing is, we hushed it up for her and hooked the customer up with some free swag and then like four days later the same bodyguard got arrested for beating on a guy at the Venetian at her command.

One of our competition sets.

One of our exhibition songs.

Other than that I'm in a comfortable house with my girlfriend; my job of 7 years promoted me to a director(Manager) position last year.

Oh, and I'm the best-geared Priest on the Hellscream server for all that's worth.

That's kind of all I do.

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Damnati attempted to be funny by writing:
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ow shit

even i felt the heat from that burn

This plus the MBA I'm working on should mean in 5-7 years I'm going to be one hot commodity.

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Damnati said:
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People still haven't figured out that 99% of anything "real life" I post here are bare-faced lies. Never post anything about your real life on the internet. If you do, make shit up and see who falls for it.

Most of you do.

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Mortious enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
People still haven't figured out that 99% of anything "real life" I post here are bare-faced lies. Never post anything about your real life on the internet. If you do, make shit up and see who falls for it.

Most of you do.

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Nice save

I have my own place and am engaged to be married Dec. 2009.

I am also happy that for working for SDSU, I get free units to work on my Masters of Science, Physics with a specialty in Optical Systems.

I volunteered at the Chabot Space and Science Center in Oakland California for a year. I've worked with and around telescopes, and as an instructor at the Telescope Makers Workshop.

Astronomy is looking up these days.

If Steve and I got together, the world might collapse from the sheer awesomeness that we would bring.

Other than that... I got nothing besides writing some new music.

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Mortious had this to say about (_|_):
People still haven't figured out that 99% of anything "real life" I post here are bare-faced lies. Never post anything about your real life on the internet. If you do, make shit up and see who falls for it.

Most of you do.

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so which one of those two things posted were lies?

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Gadani got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
so which one of those two things posted were lies?

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Probably both.

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A sleep deprived Steven Steve stammered:
Are most of us actually lying?

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An $8 suit is nothing to lie about, Steven.

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Ares obviously shouldn't have said:
*has nothing to brag about*

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Art, you lying whore. You make art. Jeez.

I'm uh.. Really good at rock band? And I also moved to Philadelphia. Whee. :3

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The logic train ran off the tracks when Ares said:
*has nothing to brag about*

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hi ares

Captain Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 10-06-2008 at 06:28 AM.

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Ares said this about your mom:
*has nothing to brag about*

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you're a girl on the internet

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Led said:
I survived Iraq.

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You wouldn't survive me.

And Steve.

Toss a coin to see who gets the pooper.