Actually I just made a 1 lb burger the other night. I fried it ever so carefully. The patty was about 5 inches wide by 1.5 inches high. It was about medium/medium rare. It was juicy and tasty.

Steven Steve fucked around with this message on 10-06-2008 at 09:38 PM.

And yes, I am a girl on the internet. omg.

Best part is when I do something like that in front of people who are stoned. They don't understand how I don't double over in pain. I make a show out of it and ask where my cigarette went.

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Fizodeth had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I took a crowbar, a hammer, and a shinai to the stomach all in order to get beer. I got like twelve that night.

Best part is when I do something like that in front of people who are stoned. They don't understand how I don't double over in pain. I make a show out of it and ask where my cigarette went.

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What the fuck is this.

Are we still at the point of trying to impress people on the internet?

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nem-x spewed forth this undeniable truth:
can i be the second to jam it in

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Nina enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I for one was going for "Freaking out narrow-minded people on the Internet".

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No one gives a shit about your post or liberal affectations

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The propaganda machine of Steven Steve's junta released this statement:
No one gives a shit about your post or liberal affectations

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Shallow, Steve. Shallow liberal affectations.

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Steven Steve had this to say about (_|_):
No one gives a shit about your post or liberal affectations

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Yet you care enough to react and reply.

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Steven Steve said:
And I care enough to reply yet again, oh no, what's coming over me!?

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I am.

Close your eyes, it stings.