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Topic: I'm getting married tomorrow
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 06-06-2008 09:50:15 AM
Right now future-wife is in complete insanity mode but everything is coming together nicely at the last minute. I'll be in Aruba for the week after that. Just posting because I'm pretty exited. I'll put up some stupid pictures when I get back.

Later!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-06-2008 10:01:10 AM
Have fun and get really wasted at the reception! Failing that, make all your friends do silly things for your amusement.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-06-2008 10:02:29 AM
Also, your anniversary's gonna be the day after your birthday. Fancy!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-06-2008 11:38:54 AM
My condo- er, good luck. Have fun.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 06-06-2008 12:13:56 PM
quote:
Karnaj's opinion of themself must be pretty good:
Also, your anniversary's gonna be the day after your birthday. Fancy!

That's just me thinking ahead.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-06-2008 01:23:36 PM
Bridezilla's can be fun to fuck with sometimes, but you have to do it subtle-like, otherwise they might notice and rip your head off.

Also, Congrats, man.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 06-06-2008 01:29:29 PM
I have to go to a wedding tonight. And possibly one on Sunday.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-07-2008 05:34:21 PM
Congrats!

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 06-08-2008 08:47:39 PM
Jetting off to aruba at 7:00 am tomorrow! Hold down the fort guys!
Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-08-2008 09:09:23 PM
hay guys I'm posting on the internet during my honeymoon lol
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Ares
posted 06-08-2008 09:19:56 PM
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-08-2008 10:12:00 PM
quote:
Aaron (the good one) stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
hay guys I'm posting on the internet during my honeymoon lol

Technically, the honeymoon doesn't really start until you leave town.

Or at least get to the airport to leave town.

Or hell, maybe get in the cab to get to the airport to leave town.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Nina
posted 06-08-2008 10:21:53 PM
quote:
Aaron (the good one) thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
hay guys I'm posting on the internet during my honeymoon lol

He has to let his wife out of his sight for a sec so she can cheat on him.

nem-x
posted 06-08-2008 10:24:22 PM
quote:
Blindy. had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Jetting off to aruba at 7:00 am tomorrow! Hold down the fort guys!

stick it in her pooper... for me

Greenlit
posted 06-08-2008 11:04:14 PM
Changing my poll answer to "Mile-high club with male flight attendant."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-08-2008 11:18:49 PM
I want to say pool boy, but given how cliche it is, I'm not sure if I can in good conscience.
Nina
posted 06-09-2008 01:13:16 AM
A pool boy named nem-x, or a flight attendant named delidgamond?
Greenlit
posted 06-09-2008 04:19:32 AM
Delid on an airplane is a terrifying thought. No matter what I'd tell the flight staff, they wouldn't believe it possible; but he'd be there, tearing the wing to shreds.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 06-09-2008 04:38:47 AM
quote:
I wish Aaron (the good one) would say this more often:
hay guys I'm posting on the internet during my honeymoon lol

hay guys one day i hope to be marraed haha oh god why don't women like me

edit: Taxi's here in 10 minutes, getting pretty pumped!

Blindy. fucked around with this message on 06-09-2008 at 04:39 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-09-2008 04:55:10 AM
Delidgamond is leading the bets.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 06-16-2008 02:05:47 AM
Well everyone who voted for the honeymoon lost.
Steven Steve
posted 06-16-2008 02:35:44 AM
As far as you know!!!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 06-16-2008 03:09:05 AM
I take it she still hasn't met Nem yet?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-16-2008 07:41:52 AM
"Hang on, honey, I've got to take a moment to let the internet know you haven't cheated on me yet."
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 06-17-2008 12:48:15 PM
quote:
Did someone say Mr. Parcelan:
"Hang on, honey, I've got to take a moment to let the internet know you haven't cheated on me yet."

I'd make a snide post about you taking time away from your woman to make a poll about an internet person's wife and when she would be cheating... but I can't.

Steven Steve
posted 06-17-2008 02:35:07 PM
Because you'd be taking more time away from your wife then
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 06-17-2008 02:42:52 PM
quote:
If Steven Steve was a glacier, they'd be a fast one:
Because you'd be taking more time away from your wife then

Exactly. I'm sensitive to my wife's needs. and knees. mostly needs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-17-2008 07:43:57 PM
quote:
Blindy. embraced inferiority and said
I'd make a snide post about you taking time away from your woman to make a poll about an internet person's wife and when she would be cheating... but I can't.

Point being that you did it on your honeymoon.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-18-2008 02:35:11 AM
Point being that most of the people giving him shit could be described as....how shall I put this...."dateless wonders".

It's like a junkie making fun of a wino.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-18-2008 07:02:02 AM
True, but nem-x and Delidgamond both have slept with Blindy's wife, soooooo
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 06-18-2008 08:43:52 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan - Mr. Parcelan = 0:
Point being that you did it on your honeymoon.

No, I did it the day after the wedding, which was the day before the honeymoon. I know these concepts seem foreign to you, so I'll give you a pass this time.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-18-2008 07:54:55 PM
quote:
Blindy. had this to say about Knight Rider:
No, I did it the day after the wedding, which was the day before the honeymoon. I know these concepts seem foreign to you, so I'll give you a pass this time.

Hahahaha. You did it on your wedding night.

"Consummation must wait! THE INTERNET MUST KNOW!"

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 06-18-2008 09:16:41 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's got nothing.

Hahahaha. You did it on your wedding night.

"Consummation must wait! THE INTERNET MUST KNOW!"


I got married on the seventh, not the eighth. Do you know the difference between these dates?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-18-2008 09:30:41 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Blindy. said this:
I got married on the seventh, not the eighth. Do you know the difference between these dates?

I don't actually keep track of your heathen love life or schedule.

Were you married in a church under the watchful eyes of Jesus? If no/yes, please post nudes of your wife.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-18-2008 09:58:53 PM
quote:
Oh Mr. Parcelan. Oh Mr. Parcelan! Oh Mr. Parcelan!!;
I don't actually keep track of your heathen love life or schedule.

Were you married in a church under the watchful eyes of Jesus? If no/yes, please post nudes of your wife.


He was married in Nevada by an Elvis Preacher (fat elvis not young elvis).

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-18-2008 10:53:15 PM
Does your wife prefer fat Elvis to young Elvis?
Damnati
Filthy
posted 06-19-2008 12:48:18 AM
I know EC has little left of it but packs of clique-ish assholes but this really takes the cake. You guys truly are some royally fucked up pricks.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Willias
Pancake
posted 06-19-2008 01:00:50 AM
Parcelan being an ass is nothing new.

I mean, seriously

"you guys are some fucked up pricks!"

you're not new here, why does this surprise you?

Willias fucked around with this message on 06-19-2008 at 01:04 AM.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 06-19-2008 01:15:45 AM
quote:
Willias spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Parcelan being an ass is nothing new.

I mean, seriously

"you guys are some fucked up pricks!"

you're not new here, why does this surprise you?


I guess it's not that much of a surprise but this thread and the one with the poll on when Blindy's wife would cheat really feels like a new EC low.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-19-2008 01:42:41 AM
Elliot Smith, a fantastic singer-songwriter who is best known for his contributions to the Good Will Hunting soundtrack, was actually named Steve.

As he started performing, he had a girlfriend that cheated on him. So all of Steve's friends start calling him by the name of the guy who was laying pipe in his ex--Elliot.

Unfortunately, Elliot sounded a lot better than Steve, and so that's the name he performed, recorded, and got signed under.

Now that's a prick move.

Vorbis fucked around with this message on 06-19-2008 at 01:43 AM.

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