1. What's the best vacation you ever took, and what made it the best?

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?

Ohio. Unbelievable sex.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?

Arlington National Cemetary, and the Vietnam Wall.

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?

Dad-eh, wont care much.

Mom-She'd be ecstatic.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?

It really doesnt affect me in any way, so I would just shrug and go about my day.

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.

I had a weird form of laryngitis around May. Voice was gone for two weeks. No sore throat, no other signs of illness. Just no voice.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?

Anything R&B

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?

Anal. But as I'm female, I dont think that counts. Does showering with upwards of 80 other women count?

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?

Been there. Car broke down. Didnt stay.

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?

I think I'll stop at this one. Takes my count to 2.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?

No. The military would make me move to base housing.

1. Best vacation was this summer to Key West. Got drunk in a tropical paradise with my two best friends for a week straight. Can't beat that.

2. I absolutely must visit the Arctic. Alaskan or Canadian, I don't care which.

3. I think my dad would be initially upset and might say some hurtful things, but he'd come around eventually when he sees that the world doesn't end if one of your kids is gay.

4. I'd be fine with it.

5. I'm jinxing myself, but I haven't been sick since January. Riding mass transit keeps my immune system on its toes.

6. Probably Chevelle. How they ever mainstaged at Ozzfest is beyond me.

7. Sadly, I've never done anything super gay, even when drunk. I think I held hands with a dude as part of gay chicken once, but that's when he chickened out.

8. Nope, I've never even been to Hooters, FFS.

9. No. There are too many people as it is.

10. Happily, yes. I already sort of do right now; my long-ass commute can be done completely without using a car in any way, shape, or form. Most of my shopping needs are available within one mile of my place. Hell, there are even doctors and dentists within an easy walk of my apartment. So, while it would be annoying, it would be easily doable for me.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?
The States, I guess.

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?
I's be honestly surprised if they would have a problem with that.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?
Got not problem with that.

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.
About oine and a half years ago. Got a bad case of bronchitis. Fever for the best part of a week.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?
Most Hip Hop artists probbaly. German folk singers.

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?
Either nothing, or I was too drunk to remember. No wait, I got a friend I am occasionally, jokingly flirting with when I am drunk.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?
There was phase some 13 years ago I have been to quite a couple of clubs in my region, but I was too drunk to remember most of them. I don't think one of them was a strip club, though. I think I have been to a gay bar once.

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?
No, never. I like my life the way it is.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?
Absolutely, yes. Been without a car for over half a decade.

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Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 08-24-2007 at 11:46 AM.

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Karnaj thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Man, another one of these threads. Sheesh.

1. What's the best vacation you ever took, and what made it the best? - Disney World. It's fucking Disney World

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die? - Sweden

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out? - They wouldn't believe it. Denial itt.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you? - lol ur gay

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever. - [/b]

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others? - [b]Singer - Tom Petty, Band - Made in Mexico

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober? - er maybe talking like gay guy? I might've hugged a Waiszling at one point. I'm not a really touchy feely type of person.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place? - The internet?

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more? - No. No. No.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience? - No.

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Karnaj has much to learn.
Man, another one of these threads. Sheesh.

1. What's the best vacation you ever took, and what made it the best?
15th anniversary trip to Italy...for one week...on a motorcycle...includes driving through heaven (Switzerland)...on the same motorcycle. Best part was spending that week with 'Sage.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?
As many countries as possible in my lifetime. I've got a goal but I haven't reached it yet... bonus to anyone who can guess

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?
Mother wouldn't be surprised though she is Catholic.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?
Shrugs, life goes on. So long as their relationships don't bubble out sexual innuendos everytime I see them.

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.
Traveler's Diarrhea of the worst kind from our recent trip to Vietnam

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?
Pop music of the Celine Dion variety.

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?
Kissed another woman, before it became trendy. And not on the cheeks, like the French do.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?
Yeah, often...to see male strippers...when I was like 16.

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?
No plans on any children, but I'm married to a kid who loves his toys

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?
Absolutely, fucking, no. I've been without a car most days for the last month. Our second car arrives in two weeks - we hope. The nearest grocery store is a good 10 minute drive by car at 50 miles per hour. And the bus service sucks with schedules tailored to the children's school schedule.

*love the random, appropriate quote at the top!

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Probably my multiple vacations to SC before I moved down there. Just being among friends, getting drunk, shooting guns, and being on my own.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?

I've always wanted to go to Iraqi Kurdistan, one of the seats of democracy in the middle east. It would be awesome to actually see the place, and it isn't at all dangerous anymore.

Japan would be awesome, too. (lol wapanese) Maybe a more rural area like Hokkaido

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?

Not very well. I can't even really admit openly that I'm an atheist. I let a few hints out a while ago and while they didn't disown me, almost worse, they would try to "fix" me. At least my mom is this way. My dad is 100% cool with whatever I am so long as I pay my school loans and drive safe.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?

I'd probably say something like "oh ok cool."

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.

Around may I had a cold, but not a bad one. Just a sore throat really.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?

System Of A Down, because they openly advocate communism. Unlike Green Day, though, SOaD doesn't even sound good.

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?

Probably the time I accidentally touched the balls of my friend Jeff. He was fully clothed and we were roughhousing. I don't think I've ever willfully done anything even remotely homosexual, though.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?

Yes. I got drunk on expensive drinks and invented elaborate life stories for all the strippers milling about, based off their general demeanor.

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?

Once upon a time, I'd say no. The more I think about it, though, the more I figure that I just plain owe it to society to replicate. I have decided that I will have children if the business that I plan to start ever makes it big, or is at least pretty well in the black for a few years. Then maybe marry a girl a dozen years younger than me, and have at least three children.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?

I drive an hour to work, so, no, I'm not biking that distance and I'm sure as shit not doing the two and a half hour bus ride plus a mile of walking to stops every day.

Cruise to Jamaica, and the drugs and alcohol that came with it.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?
Ireland.

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?

Although my Dad denies it, he's incredibly homophobic, so he'd probably get all mean. My mom would think it's amusing, pat them on the head, and move on.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?

If he/she is happy then what does my opinion matter? I'd be ecstatic for them, of course, but I'd be that way for any family member or friend.

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.
I had pneumonia in January, and only minor cold/flu symptoms since.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?
50 Cent.

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?
Sex with another woman.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?
Yep, many a time.

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?
I'd love to have kids, as many as possible while still fiscally comfortable.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?
I currently function without a car, which is why I love living in a city with 24hr mass transit.

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BeauChan fucked around with this message on 08-24-2007 at 07:46 PM.

Really, it was the drive up to Wisconsin. Namely the 68 dollar shower.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?

I'll get back to you on this one.

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?

Kicked out of the house, no questions asked.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?

I'd crack gay jokes, but otherwise be fine with it.

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.

Really nasty cold around the end of spring 07 semester.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?

Probably the repeated dry humping of my friends leg as a part of our continuing game of gay chicken.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?

My grandpa took me to one when i turned 21. I got a free drink there because he knows the owner and does their accounting books.

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?

No thank you.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?

Do buses continue to run? If not, I'd have to get a bike somehow. Otherwise, I'd be fine.

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Karnaj had this to say about Robocop:
1. What's the best vacation you ever took, and what made it the best?
2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?
3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?
4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?
5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.
6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?
7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?
8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?
9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?
10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?

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1. I've never really had a great vacation. I'm one of those unlucky motherfuckers whose vacations usually end up underwhelming or disastrous. But I am going on vacation the second week of Sept, so hopefully this one will be good.

2. I've always wanted to visit NYC because I have small dreams like that.

3. I have an older teens sibling (well, 16) and such an announcement would probably cause problems. My mother would be understanding, my father likely wouldn't be - at first - but he does warm up to reason. Usually. It's really kind of hard to say.

4. No problems whatsoever. I'm always supportive of her, and that wouldn't change anything. I think it'd be kinda funny to see how our tastes in women matches up.

5. Been a long time. Months.

6. Bono. I don't even know why. I just hate him.

7. Fellated bananas in the school lunchroom when dared. Dared rather often, now that I think about it.

8. Nope. Never had the urge. (or means)

9. Impossible question for me to answer. It's just not something I even contemplate right now.

10. I assume this would also make public transportation inviable? My current commute to work is pretty short (about 5 miles), so a bike ride would just cut further into my sleep.

1A. I'm a homebody and haven't been many places, but New York was pretty awesome in a "holy damn I can't believe human hands actually built all this" way. It was mostly that sense of awe which makes the trip stand out. Having to fly there sucked, though.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?

2A. I'd really like to go to Korea just once and see what that crazy mixed-up country is like.

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?

3A. They'd be mortified. Not to the point of throwing the sibling out of the house or anything, but they'd probably try to talk him out of being gay

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?

4A. I wouldn't have any moral or emotional conflict about it. I'd like to think I'd be happy for my sibling.

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.

5A. Don't even know. Fat and out of shape though I be, I'm fortunate that I don't get sick all that often. If you count ailments which aren't actually viruses or diseases, odds are my sinuses were draining heavily at some point in early Spring, as they are prone to do. Stupid sinuses.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?

6A. I don't know anything about music except what I like.

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?

7A. I work for a home and apparel retailer with a clientele composed about 90% of women. Does that count?
We're having a great day at Steinmart my ASS.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?

8A. No. It is my SECRET SHAME. Well, I guess it's just my SHAME now.

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?

9A. No on the first count.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience

10A. Unfortunately, no. I live about a 20 minute drive away from town.

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Sentow, I Guess fucked around with this message on 08-24-2007 at 09:34 PM.

2. Italy

3. They'd be cool with it. My mom grew up with two gay cousins.

4. I go to an art school, enough said. lol

5. I can't remember.. I don't get really sick a lot, but I don't feel that great often.

6. Avril

7. Kiss my girlfriends on the cheek while drunk.

8. Nope, no strip clubs

9. I want 1-3 kids.

10. I've never had a car. Living in Toronto I walk or take transit everywhere. Back in Burlington, I had to rely on others for rides, which sucked.

2. Place I've got to be.
My home town.

3. My sibling's gay, how do the parents feel?
They'd both be taken aback, but they'd be accepting none-the-less.

4. My sibling's gay, how do I feel?
I'd be accepting.

5. Last time sick?
Probably the middle of last year.

6. Loathed band?
I'm not excited when "The Beastie Boys" play on the radio station I listen to.

7. Gayest thing I've done:
I was drunk on a New Year's Eve at a party. I was passed out on a couch, and my gay best friend kissed me. It made choosing a New Year's resolution easy- clean the gay off me.

8. Girly Shows?
No. Not really.

9. Kids?
I would like to, when I have a stable job that I somewhat enjoy.

10. What if all the cars died?!
I live in Arizona- Everything is so spread out that it would be impossible to make it to my job and school with any manner of convenience.

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Karnaj said this about your mom:
Man, another one of these threads. Sheesh.

1. What's the best vacation you ever took, and what made it the best?
Dragon*Con, 2k6. Stayed in a hotel across the hall from Wash and lost my virginity to boot.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?
Europe, at the very least.

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?
I don't know my dad well enough to answer for him, but my mom would be fine with it.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?
"As long as you're happy, I'm happy."

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.
Had a severe 24 hour cold in early May. I wasn't vomiting or bleeding so I still went to school.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?
Probably rap in general.

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?
Aside from being at Dragon*con and being hit on by a rather decent looking gay man, the worst I've done personally was get rather drunk myself and pick up NR gear and hit on one of my guildmates.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?
Sadly, no.

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?
I do. Partially because of what Maradon said (I sort of owe it to society to replicate), but also because I love kids, I think they're facinating as hell and would love to raise one.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?
Probably not, unless I found an office near my house I could practice at.

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Maradon! wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I bet nobody reads these except the person who wrote them.

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I read them before I replied.

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Karnaj had this to say about John Romero:
Man, another one of these threads. Sheesh.

1. What's the best vacation you ever took, and what made it the best?
My best vacation was a week long cruise in Hawaii, which speaks for itself.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?
Greece.

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?
My mom would be upset, but not to the point of disowning or throwing out the sibling. Don't know about my dad.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?
It's fine by me.

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.
I felt low for a month after my wisdom teeth were removed, which was almost two years ago.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?
Evanescence.

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?
I was sharing a bed with a girl during a FBLA field trip, and she told me in the morning I was "very funny" to sleep with because I kept hugging her and moaning while I was asleep.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?
Nope

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?
Yeah, I'd like to have a litter of kids someday and name them after literary figures.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?
Where I am right now - DC - that would be feasible. It would be downright impossible in Phoenix because of the urban sprawl.

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-- About a month ago the better half and I were on a working vacation down in Hilton Head. It involved a trip into Savannah, GA the following day along with trips out to Sullivan's Island and Tybee Island.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?

-- Scotland

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?

-- I think both of my parents would be very cool about it. They're both extremely understanding.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?

-- I'd have no issues.

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.

-- At the beginning of this year, I think.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?

-- Can't think of one offhand.

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?

-- Groped my best friend. It's like our way of greeting each other.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?

-- Nope.

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?

-- I have one and would like another in the future.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?

-- Nope. I live out in the middle of BFE.

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Maradon! posted

I bet nobody reads these except the person who wrote them.

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I'm reading them, mostly the "gayest thing you've ever done" question. They're fairly interesting.

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This one time, at Alidane camp:
I'm reading them, mostly the "gayest thing you've ever done" question. They're fairly interesting.

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Yeah, pretty much. More hard-hitting questions next time, Karnaj. Go deeper.

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LeMiere put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Yeah, pretty much. More hard-hitting questions next time, Karnaj. Go deeper.

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That's what Sean said haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

OK, I'll make the next batch of questions a little more personal. TBH, I had considered the gay question kinda a throwaway one, but it actually is the most interesting.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?
Must see? I've always wanted to see Japan, even as a little kid, so I guess there, or various places where battles happened in WW2, as my grandfather was a soldier caught in a lot of nasty shit during that war.

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?
Not sure really. I don't think they'd be happy, but they wouldn't flip out over it. At least to a point. I don't think any of us around here could tolerate a flamer for very long.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?
"wait, what?" It'd be really awkward between my brother and I for a while, but eh, I'd get over it.

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.
I can't remember. I just kind of sleep through sickness so it isn't like I have much memory of being sick. Unless there's puking involved. And I can't remember the last time that happened.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?
I don't think there is a specific band or singer I actually hate. I generally dislike most rap and rock/metal bands that can't play worth shit live though.

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?
Nothing really, except for maybe a little bit of verbal innuendo with friends back in High School. I didn't get into the nipple rubbing and other shit they'd do to each other.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?
Nope.

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?
Someday? Sure. I wouldn't mind a couple of kids, and it'd be cool to see if I'd be a good dad or not.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?
It'd still suck, but be very livable. I don't live too far from a grocery store and a good-sized mall complex.

Willias fucked around with this message on 08-28-2007 at 12:05 PM.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was naked while typing this:
Too many breeders around here.

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I hadn't heard that statement since I was kissed on the lips by a dude.
Funniest thing all day.

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LeMiere said:
I hadn't heard that statement since I was kissed on the lips by a dude.
Funniest thing all day.

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Hell, I don't want to see ME breeding.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?
I don't know that there really is one. I'll just be happy to move out of this hellhole.

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?
Probably pretty well, since they couldn't care less that I turned out to be gay.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?
That'd rock.

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.
Mm... had a tooth infection a couple months back.

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?
Despise? I don't know that there's a particular one I could really single out. More genres, really. I abhor pretty much anything country, or gangster rap.

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?
I'd have to say it would be the whole cock in my ass thing. You know, the buttsecks. It's pretty gay.

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?
Nope!

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?
Oh, holy Netjer no! Just what I need, MORE problems.

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?
Well, I've never had a driver's license... Now, right now, where we are, we couldn't function if my sweetie didn't have a car. Once we get moved to Chicago, there'll be public transit...

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said:
I don't want to see a lot of people on this board breeding.

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I'm the opposite.

I like to watch.

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Mortious had this to say about John Romero:
I like to watch.

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You like watching the "Miracle of Life?"

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Verily, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael doth proclaim:
Well...seriously. I don't want to see a lot of people on this board breeding. Not all of them, mind you, but a lot of them.

Hell, I don't want to see ME breeding.

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Well, no shit. Your son would be a spineless pussy, your daughter would be an overbearing psychopath, and since your most defining moment on this board was defending a pedophile, I bet he/she'd have some fun times with the police.

One of the times I went to Hawaii, because I did fuck all besides eat buffet food, swim, and live a fantasy tropical island life.

2. What's the one place you absolutely must visit before you die?

The edge of the universe

3. Let's say that you have a sibling, and this sibling is in his late teens. This sibling tells you one day that he or she is gay and is going to come out to your parents. Your own feelings aside, how would your parents react to your sibling coming out?

They would hide behind a veneer of supporting him despite being opposed to it, then whine and snivel about it in private and never assert their true opinion.

4. Same scenario as above. How would you, personally, react to your sibling coming out to you?

I would bang him of course *high five*

5. When was the last time you were sick? Cold, flu, HIV, whatever.

Last August, strep throat

6. What band/singer do you despise above all others?

I seem to have an inexplicable hate for Dave Grohl but I might as well say Insane Clown Posse, Linkin Park, or 50 Cent

7. In keeping with the gay theme, what's the gayest act you've ever committed, either intentionally, unintentionally, drunk, or sober?

Probably visiting this forum

8. Have you ever been to a strip club or similar place?

Yes

9. Do you plan on having kids? If you have them already, do you plan on having more?

I assure you, I've already "had" my fair share

10. Can you function without a car? I mean this: if gas were suddenly prohibitively expensive and you could no longer afford to drive anymore, would you be able to continue living/commuting/shopping where you are right now with no major inconvenience?

Yeah probably, I would need a trailer of some type for my bike though

Stalwart Steve fucked around with this message on 08-29-2007 at 12:39 PM.

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Maradon! put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
This is why I feel that I owe it to society to reproduce prolifically.

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Why? To counter the idiots?

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Peanut butter ass Shaq Karnaj booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Why? To counter the idiots?

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More or less yeah.

Also because I like sex.

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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
Well, no shit. Your son would be a spineless pussy, your daughter would be an overbearing psychopath, and since your most defining moment on this board was defending a pedophile, I bet he/she'd have some fun times with the police.

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What is it with you and your pedophile obsession? Were you fondled by a Catholic Priest at some point, Altar Boy?

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Stalwart Steve got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Yeah, what's wrong with pedophiles, Parce?

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They take all the young'ns from him.