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Topic: There are a few new posters here!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-07-2006 11:06:31 PM
They are henceforth commanded to obey this order and come into this thread and introduce themselves. They might get a free title out of it, if we like the way they roll.

Everyone else is denied flaming or hazing them for now.

So come forth, friends, and show us yourselves. Vincent, Princess Kirsty, I'm looking at you.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-07-2006 11:10:33 PM
tits or gtfo
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-07-2006 11:14:08 PM
Hey Gains, how was Suddar's visit? It turns out he's not coming to Arizona like he said he would, so I'm not talking to him anymore, okay?
nem-x
posted 11-07-2006 11:17:55 PM
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-07-2006 11:41:22 PM
Oh dear, I'd have given my left tit for a chance like this when I first came here.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-07-2006 11:42:12 PM
quote:
Almond Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Oh dear, I'd have given my left tit for a chance like this when I first came here.


You're doing better, my friend. You just need to be all proper-like.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-07-2006 11:53:14 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
Hey Gains, how was Suddar's visit? It turns out he's not coming to Arizona like he said he would, so I'm not talking to him anymore, okay?

Eventually I'll get around to posting the pics from Halloween (the only day worth recording in pictures/video). It was pretty awesome though!

Very low key visit in that we both don't really do much but we were cool with that.

Basically just went around the local arcades and played DDR. Showed him around the normal malls and places I go to also. Good times.

Alaan
posted 11-07-2006 11:53:58 PM
quote:
Almond had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Oh dear, I'd have given my left tit for a chance like this when I first came here.


No one wants your left tit. I'm sure a few here would accept princesskirsty's.

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-08-2006 06:50:47 AM
Well, yes it's very much nicer than mine. She's an attractive lady who wouldnt love to see more of her
Oreowned
My friends call me 'Wiggles'
posted 11-08-2006 08:31:14 AM
I'm not really new, but can I have a title anyway?
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 11-08-2006 09:33:36 AM
We'll see if they show up some time this evening.

`Doc fucked around with this message on 11-08-2006 at 09:39 AM.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
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Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2006 01:29:22 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Oreowned stammered:
I'm not really new, but can I have a title anyway?

Sure. What do you want?

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-08-2006 01:38:52 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Sure. What do you want?

The white stuff, of course.

Mightion Defensor
posted 11-08-2006 01:52:54 PM
quote:
Almond wrote their words upon the rocks;
The white stuff, of course.

The White Stuff, by Weird Al Yankovic, off "Off The Deep End"

The white stuff, the white stuff

The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate em up real fast
You can see em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
Its the most delicious thing I know

Ive had a zillion or two
In my life, theyre so right
My teeth are all rotted clear through
But who cares? what else am I supposed to do?

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Whats in the middle? the white stuff

The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwhich cookie does
But I love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast

I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
Take some with me everywhere I go

Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? its all right
Now twinkies and ding dongs wont do
All I need... you know what it is

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh oreo
Whats in the middle? the white stuff

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 11-08-2006 01:58:41 PM
do old noobs who mind their own business get titles too?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2006 02:03:17 PM
quote:
Norim Stumpfighter stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
do old noobs who mind their own business get titles too?

Sure, why not?

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 11-08-2006 02:11:28 PM
I thank you for your benevolence. I have no preference. I leave the task in your capable hands.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-08-2006 02:15:40 PM
Could I get something that is more interestingly offensive for my title?
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 02:21:05 PM
hey!well im kirsty, im 20 from glasgow.

i came across the forum as i was looking for other mystique costumes just to have a wee look really and nosy around.

how is everyone?!

princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 02:30:39 PM
quote:
Almond had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Well, yes it's very much nicer than mine. She's an attractive lady who wouldnt love to see more of her

you know how to make a girl blush!

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-08-2006 02:33:02 PM
quote:
princesskirsty startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
you know how to make a girl blush!

Be flattered, but be scared. Very, very scared.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 02:36:11 PM
quote:
Bloodsage impressed everyone with:
Be flattered, but be scared. Very, very scared.

why scared?
Maradon!
posted 11-08-2006 02:39:30 PM
quote:
x--princesskirstyO-('-'Q) :
why scared?

Almond can, at times, be similar to those internet axe murderers that your parents always warned you about

But don't worry, the rest of us are 100% trustworhty

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 11-08-2006 at 02:40 PM.

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 11-08-2006 02:40:07 PM
princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 02:41:05 PM
ahh.... ill be fine though - i have wolverine here to help me and im friends with storm too so its cool - i appreciate the warning though.
and im far away
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2006 02:44:14 PM
You should be afraid of Maradon, too, and Bloodsage, probably.

One is a diehard jingoist who may also be a seal-clubber, the other is a vicious Air Force person who drops illiterate children on baby Afghans.

I'm pretty neat, though.

Willias
Pancake
posted 11-08-2006 02:44:57 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about dark elf butts:
Almond can, at times, be similar to those internet axe murderers that your parents always warned you about

But don't worry, the rest of us are 100% trustworhty


Shut up you internet axe murderer.

You killed my parents, so now I have to go become an adventurer and go slay orcs and goblins or some shit. Thanks a lot asshole.

Or maybe be like Batman.

Nah, that'd never work.

Willias fucked around with this message on 11-08-2006 at 02:45 PM.

princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 02:45:30 PM
how about i could just be wary of everyone?
Willias
Pancake
posted 11-08-2006 02:46:47 PM
That works too.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2006 02:47:26 PM
quote:
princesskirsty had this to say about Cuba:
how about i could just be wary of everyone?

Not me.

I am the law here.

You can trust the law.

princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 02:48:27 PM
personal experience says i cant trust the law entirely.
so will i apply that to you?
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-08-2006 02:48:35 PM
Smart move. Be especially wary of me. While not mean unless stupidity is abundant in someone, I am pretty evil as a general rule.

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 11-08-2006 at 02:48 PM.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2006 02:49:16 PM
quote:
princesskirsty probably says this to all the girls:
personal experience says i cant trust the law entirely.
so will i apply that to you?

I seem to be pretty charming and affable.

Everyone loves me.

princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 02:52:43 PM
well then your ok no requirement to be mean to me - im not stupid
princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 02:54:23 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
I seem to be pretty charming and affable.

Everyone loves me.



and princesskirsty probably says this to all the girls?


and im sure you are lovely

princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 02:55:16 PM
i didnt know this forum added in extra bits at quotes..... quite interesting
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-08-2006 02:56:14 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
I seem to be pretty charming and affable.

Everyone loves me.


These statements are lies. Parce is charming, but it's all a charade. He is a murderous, insidious monster who destroys all who oppose him through treachery and deceit.

Similarly, we pretend to love him, but we are all secretly plotting to annihilate him at a perfect moment of weakness.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2006 02:56:15 PM
Well, good. It sounds like we'll all get along fine.

Everything's gonna be fine...

Just fine.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-08-2006 02:58:16 PM
<-- size matters!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 02:59:24 PM
im away to the pub quiz now. see ya!
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