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Greenlit
posted 11-08-2006 03:02:02 PM
I'm a horrible cunt.

Pretty much.

All the time.

Greenlit fucked around with this message on 11-08-2006 at 03:02 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2006 03:02:35 PM
Well, okay, we got two new folk accounted for.

UNLESS VINCENT HAS SOMETHING TO HIDE HE SHOULD SHOW UP SOON OK

Oreowned
My friends call me 'Wiggles'
posted 11-08-2006 03:30:57 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
Sure. What do you want?

You seem like a capable and creative fellow so I'll leave it up to you. I've heard just about every pun, joke and sexual innuendo relating to oreos anyway so it's not like it'll surprise me.

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-08-2006 03:42:55 PM
quote:
This one time, at Bloodsage camp:
Be flattered, but be scared. Very, very scared.

Oh, dear what have I ever done to deserve this? Unless you are habitually scared by your own shadow there is no reason to scared of me. (Well unless poor grammar and improper punctuation terrifies you)

Douglas Adams said it best. "Harmless"

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 11-08-2006 03:50:09 PM
Hurrah, and increase in the population. There should be much rejoicing. Well one and all.
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-08-2006 03:53:55 PM
fail and aids
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 11-08-2006 03:55:49 PM
quote:
Oreowned had this to say about Knight Rider:
You seem like a capable and creative fellow so I'll leave it up to you. I've heard just about every pun, joke and sexual innuendo relating to oreos anyway so it's not like it'll surprise me.

You should know better than that. The reason I haven't asked for a title is because I can't think of one that I'd like, but I know that Parce would come up with something horrendous if I left it up to him.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-08-2006 03:56:41 PM
quote:
Almond had this to say about Knight Rider:

Douglas Adams said it best. "Harmless"


The book is called 'Mostly Harmless'.

Gawd.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Maradon!
posted 11-08-2006 04:00:13 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into princesskirsty who doth quote:
im away to the pub quiz now. see ya!

PUB QUIZ!

1) Which pub has the most beers on tap in the world?

2) Which pub does the most business?

3) Which pub is the most expensive?

4) Which pub has the most nude ladies?

Write your answers on a 3x5 notecard, stick a fluffy-puff marshmellow on each corner and just walk away mother!!!

Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-08-2006 04:03:29 PM
You aint that far away from Mortious, be wary! If a large stinky suit of old armor comes clomping after you, run the other way

Or just call me, I know how to use explosives and enjoy watching Mortious going up in a mushroom cloud of shrapnel and giblets

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-08-2006 04:03:53 PM
quote:
Quoth Maradon!:
PUB QUIZ!

[/i]


Shoot the hostage!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-08-2006 04:13:12 PM
quote:
Bloodsage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Shoot the hostage!

*hides hand grenades beneath Bloodsage's pillow*

:3

Maradon!
posted 11-08-2006 04:16:13 PM
quote:
Bloodsageing:
Shoot the hostage!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-08-2006 04:19:28 PM
quote:
Maradon! still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
Write your answers on a 3x5 notecard, stick a fluffy-puff marshmellow on each corner and just walk away mother!!!

Nice.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Demos
Pancake
posted 11-08-2006 04:23:13 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Well, good. It sounds like we'll all get along fine.

Everything's gonna be fine...

Just fine.


So is that actually Otis Stout, or just a well done pug pic?

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-08-2006 04:38:20 PM
I am posting in a thread on the internet through a series of tubes.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 11-08-2006 05:01:03 PM

Norim Stumpfighter fucked around with this message on 11-08-2006 at 05:03 PM.

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-08-2006 06:57:58 PM
quote:
Tarquinn's fortune cookie read:
The book is called 'Mostly Harmless'.

Gawd.


The orginal entry for earth in THGTG was "Harmless"

Gawd.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2006 07:08:07 PM
quote:
Demos attempted to be funny by writing:
So is that actually Otis Stout, or just a well done pug pic?

That's just another pug picture.

I haven't been able to take more pictures of Otis since my camera died. I'll give you a few shots of his little cousin (my grandma's pug) Maurice, though.

Error
Pancake
posted 11-08-2006 07:40:17 PM
I suppose I'm new
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 11-08-2006 07:41:20 PM
quote:
Almond impressed everyone with:
The orginal entry for earth in THGTG was "Harmless"

Gawd.


Tarquinn just got owned by Almond. Oh shit.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 11-08-2006 08:06:13 PM
quote:
Roll the dice to see if Almond is getting drunk!
Oh, dear what have I ever done to deserve this? Unless you are habitually scared by your own shadow there is no reason to scared of me.
Stop lying on the ground in other people's shadows. It's creepy.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2006 08:09:50 PM
quote:
Error had this to say about pies:
I suppose I'm new

Welcome! Tell us about yourself (because we had another fellow with a name similar to yours awhile ago, I think).

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-08-2006 08:14:39 PM
quote:
Led said:
You aint that far away from Mortious, be wary! If a large stinky suit of old armor comes clomping after you, run the other way

Or just call me, I know how to use explosives and enjoy watching Mortious going up in a mushroom cloud of shrapnel and giblets


Abbout 1 or 2 hours drive away.

But hey, I'm nice. As long as I get my own way.

Ares
posted 11-08-2006 08:35:28 PM
quote:
Error had this to say about Pirotess:
I suppose I'm new

Hi Error! Where's Correction? OHOhohoh...oh...hah..yea...

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-08-2006 08:36:38 PM
Eyebrow through the hair.
princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 08:38:31 PM
im hungry... i might have noodles
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2006 08:47:00 PM
quote:
princesskirsty had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
im hungry... i might have noodles

You might.

But you won't.

Not if you know what's good for you.

Kael
Whistlepig
posted 11-08-2006 08:49:01 PM
Posting in a title changing thread

sup nubs?

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 11-08-2006 08:49:51 PM
Welcome new peoples.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-08-2006 08:53:01 PM
Welcome to the Dark Side.

We Have Cookies.


...just ask Kat!

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-08-2006 08:53:02 PM
Attention: Title Changers

You may request either a text title from me, which will probably not be insulting, or a picture title (like you see Greenlit or Blackened sporting) from Greenlit/Blackened, which probably will be insulting.

princesskirsty
Dibs
posted 11-08-2006 09:21:21 PM
i had noodles and they were nice
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-08-2006 09:24:06 PM
How is life, Parcelan?

We never hear from you about your tales in the real world anymore. Did you get Guitar Hero 2? It's kicking rad.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-08-2006 10:18:14 PM
i need a new title.

text is wonderful.

please and thank you.

oh, hi new people.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 11-08-2006 10:24:40 PM
Hello noobs! I like my title, so... it can stay. Just hi.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 11-08-2006 10:58:05 PM
Why don't I post more? I remembered that I really like this place.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 11-08-2006 10:58:41 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
Attention: Title Changers

You may request either a text title from me, which will probably not be insulting, or a picture title (like you see Greenlit or Blackened sporting) from Greenlit/Blackened, which probably will be insulting.


I demand Blackened title me. I wanna see just how nasty he can get. pictures, text, whatever.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 11-08-2006 11:31:54 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan really knows where their towel is...
Attention: Title Changers

You may request either a text title from me, which will probably not be insulting, or a picture title (like you see Greenlit or Blackened sporting) from Greenlit/Blackened, which probably will be insulting.


Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Or crotchety.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Demos
Pancake
posted 11-09-2006 01:18:10 AM
I'm pretty satisfied with my semi-anonymity. In other news, my sister may be adopting a cat that just happens looks like Hitler. We nicknamed him Kitler.

edit: for clarity.

Demos fucked around with this message on 11-09-2006 at 01:19 AM.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
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