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Poll: Will you take the shot?
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Topic: What if... [Kennatsuesque]
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-02-2006 09:02:58 AM
Imagine you are approached by a pharmaceutical company, offering you to be one of the first persons to use their new, and completly safe miracle drug. The drug will be rather expensive but you will get the treatment for free. Otherwise it would probably cost you about one year's earnings. Not many people will able to afford it for quite some time.

The treatment will consist of single shot and then will last a lifetime. The effect is that you do not need sleep anymore. In fact you are physically incapable of sleeping. Anesthesia for surgery however, will work. You will always stay alert and awake and never feel sleepy again. Hard work will tire you, but pausing for a while, to relax, have a drink, watch TV, or something similiar, will take care of that.

So you gain several hours per day, you save money because you do not need a bed or even a bedroom anymore... Great deal! Sign me up! But wait, are there any disadvantages?

The only drawback of this drug is that all the time you woul normally spend sleeping will be deducted from your life expectancy. Lets assume you will lose about 6 hours of lifetime each day, till your premature (mostly painless) death.

You will have the same amount of active time (actually more, if you count the time getting ready for of from bed) to do stuff in your life, just the amount of years you spent alive will be less. Would you accept that treatment?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-02-2006 09:10:09 AM
In all seriousness, no. Even the drug was able to physically able to make you go without sleep with no side effects, there would probably still be mental effects. The body and mind don't just need sleep to survive, the mind needs it as downtime to process and recouperate from everything you've experienced since last waking.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-02-2006 09:10:44 AM
Nah. I'd rather be able to sleep off that half liter of vodka.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Greenlit
posted 11-02-2006 09:12:36 AM
You realize that six lost hours a day adds up to around 20 years?
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-02-2006 09:12:38 AM
Karnaj brings up another good point. If you couldn't sleep, it would really suck when you are sick, hurt, or have a hangover if you couldn't sleep through the worst of your ailment.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-02-2006 09:22:10 AM
quote:
Greenlit had this to say about John Romero:
You realize that six lost hours a day adds up to around 20 years?

Yes. And actually it is less, because you die earlier and don't lose time for the time you are already dead, if you know what I mean.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-02-2006 09:36:45 AM
Also keep in mind that without the treatment you will spend a considerable part of your conscious time in an old, frail and probably senile body, whereas with the treatment most, if not all of the time will be without these drawbacks.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-02-2006 10:02:08 AM
I rather sleep and perchance dream.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 11-02-2006 10:11:01 AM
Screw that. I need my nightly masturbation time.
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-02-2006 10:42:44 AM
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-02-2006 10:53:01 AM
I would take this without a shadow of a doubt.

I don't need to be alive that long and dreams just make me depressed when I wake up.

Nina
posted 11-02-2006 11:01:00 AM
The poll lacks the option, "No! I will hold on to my sleep as long as possible!"

As a matter of fact, if you could do the opposite, and last longer by sleeping more, I'd be sleeping 12+ hours a day. I love sleep.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-02-2006 11:33:42 AM
Nah, I enjoy sleeping. Not to mention you would end up having four meals a day, that would get expensive.

Besides, beds are good for other things too

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-02-2006 11:47:59 AM
quote:
Led impressed everyone with:
Besides, beds are good for other things too

Making forts?

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-02-2006 11:48:45 AM
quote:
Vorago had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Making forts?

Making forts to have sex in?

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-02-2006 12:45:43 PM
pass, im mostly enjoying my sleep time these days.

bed was very cozy this morning!!!! silly dogs had to pee, so i had to let them out.

Hayato
Pancake
posted 11-02-2006 01:26:10 PM
Nah, I'd rather spend my days off sleeping until 1 in the afternoon.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-02-2006 01:30:35 PM
quote:
Katrinity stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Making forts to have sex in?

Exactly!

Pretend my fort is france and invade, bebe

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-02-2006 01:40:37 PM
quote:
Led probably says this to all the girls:
Exactly!

Pretend my fort is france and invade, bebe


No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Led, you have me on ignore (or so the PM reply button says) even though I don't see a foe dot on you.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-02-2006 01:50:17 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Led:
Exactly!

Pretend my fort is france and invade, bebe


As a German I have to mention that I am supposed to be very good at that whole "invading France" business.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 11-02-2006 at 01:52 PM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-02-2006 01:56:32 PM
Blitzkrieg!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 11-02-2006 02:00:04 PM
It's a really tough decision, but ultimately, I believe I would take it. Afterwards I would need to make several adjustments to my lifestyle.

First, physical fitness would become very important, because I could no longer affort to sacrifice longevity to poor health. That means going to the gym every day, not just a couple times per week. As Led said, staying up that long would mean additional meals, and I would need to make sure I didn't gouge on snacks.

My personal projects, such as creative writing, would gain additional priority. If gaining an extra 7-8 hours per day (including prep time savings) didn't give me time to write, nothing would. Maybe I could get something published for additional income.

Being around people is important to my sanity. I'd need to find people who are active during the hours when I'm used to sleeping. Some of my time (such as that spent writing) would be spent near specific people, who would not need to be awake at the time. Just being around those people who are important to me helps my concentration.

This is, of course, contingent on the medication preventing the impairment of any mental faculties that would normally be fueled or repaired by sleep and/or dreams. Being alert wouldn't be enough; I would need to remain fully functional for the duration of my lifetime.

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Maradon!
posted 11-02-2006 02:12:47 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Nina booooze lime pole over bench lick:
The poll lacks the option, "No! I will hold on to my sleep as long as possible!"

As a matter of fact, if you could do the opposite, and last longer by sleeping more, I'd be sleeping 12+ hours a day. I love sleep.


I agree with this, but not because I like sleep at all (I actually hate it and see it as a complete waste of time) but more because I would like to see all the new and awesome developments humanity will come up with as time passes.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-02-2006 02:29:59 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Pirotess:
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Led, you have me on ignore (or so the PM reply button says) even though I don't see a foe dot on you.


Eek. I did not have you on ignore, either. It must have been that stupid thread I just re-ignored and unignored you, does it worky now?

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-02-2006 02:38:13 PM
quote:
Led painfully thought these words up:
Eek. I did not have you on ignore, either. It must have been that stupid thread I just re-ignored and unignored you, does it worky now?

Nope. I hit reply and it gives me this message: Sorry, you are on this member's ignore list. You cannot send a private message to this person.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-02-2006 02:47:39 PM
See foe dot now?
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-02-2006 02:51:53 PM
quote:
Led's fortune cookie read:
See foe dot now?

Yep.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-02-2006 02:53:26 PM
Fuck sleep!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-02-2006 02:56:40 PM
quote:
Katrinity enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Yep.

Unignored agans. Foe dot?

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-02-2006 03:02:15 PM
No Foe Dot. But it still won't let me PM you or reply to them from you.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-02-2006 03:03:31 PM
Well shit. Guess no more PMs then, unless you have any other ideas
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-02-2006 03:05:33 PM
I guess hope for a mod to ponder into the problem.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-02-2006 03:08:59 PM
quote:
Katrinity spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I guess hope for a mod to ponder into the problem.

Eep, when I click on your profile it says I have you ignored too But there is no way to click on it again to unignore it.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-02-2006 03:14:13 PM
Apparently there is no 'unignore' function call in the profile window
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-02-2006 03:29:00 PM
No more PM-sex for you two.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-02-2006 03:30:50 PM
Yay fixed it! I had to hax the gibson ^-^

Or just edited the end of the address you get from 'my profile' to 'ignorelist'.

:3

Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-02-2006 03:31:30 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
No more PM-sex for you two.

Quiet you. You are just jealous because you are not involved.

*bonk*

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 11-02-2006 04:24:15 PM
[EDIT] Too late.

`Doc fucked around with this message on 11-02-2006 at 04:26 PM.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-02-2006 06:05:40 PM
quote:
Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as Led!
Quiet you. You are just jealous because you are not involved.

*bonk*


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I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Steven Steve
posted 11-02-2006 08:27:08 PM
Whoa, just earlier I was wondering if sleeping is meant to prolong life, haha.
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