A roll of...equals...
1: Snakes
2: Cholera
3: Snakes that spit cholera
4: Arabs
5: Mexicans
6: Bit by a bear
7: Eaten by a bear
8: Raped by a bear
9: Raped by an Arab wearing a bearskin
10: Wagon tongue broke
11: Your tongue broke
12: Your wife's tongue broke
13: Sick Oxen
14: Sexually sick Oxen
15: Indian attack
16: Native American attack
17: Ghandi attack
18: Dhalsim attack
19: You find meat
20: You find manmeat
21: Manmeat finds you
22: Hitchhiking ghosts!
23: You find the buffalo
24: You find the reclusive super-buffalo
25: You find Buffalo Bill
26: Out of bullets
27: Out of toilet paper
28: Out of Mozart
29: You reach Sweden
30: Nothing happens
Quick! Roll the dice!
quote:
Mr. Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
You start with five people in your party. At the end of Day One, something happens! Roll the dice and act accordingly!A roll of...equals...
5: Mexicans
Quick! Roll the dice!
Oh shit. what do I do?
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
What's the die code again?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist said this, then charged the door while shouting "CHONGO LONGO!":What's the die code again?
(roll)XdY+Z(/roll)
where X is the number of dice, Y is the number of sides, and Z is a number to be added to the total.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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1d30 => 23
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
1d30 => 29
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I reach Sweden. Shit.
Faz gets it on with the bikini team.
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quote:
A sleep deprived Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stammered:
Faz gets it on with the bikini team.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
quote:
Brahmin Bloodlust had this to say about Cuba:
*1d30 => 14*
You and Alek lose. Possibly in related circumstances.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael fucked around with this message on 12-23-2005 at 11:34 PM.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
fankth a woth.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael probably says this to all the girls:
You and Alek lose. Possibly in related circumstances.
Oxen are no place for a mighty penis!
quote:
Alek was listening to Cher while typing:
Oxen are no place for a mighty penis!
Its your mighty penis that made them sick!
Hope this is better
1d30+0 => Invalid roll syntax
quote:
Vise the Stompy had this to say about Duck Tales:
Ah screw it, Im going to hunt
do (roll)1d30(/roll)
It's not something people hear about.
I'm going into the lucrative arms market. 
It's not something people hear about.
