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Topic: ITT Oregon Trail
Gadani
U
posted 12-25-2005 03:29:09 PM
DAY THREE, since day two was oh-so-boring!

1d30 => 17

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-25-2005 04:07:02 PM
Day two:
1d30 => 23

Day three:
1d30 => 2

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-25-2005 04:57:20 PM
1d30 => 26
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-25-2005 04:58:56 PM
Out of bullets?

CHAINSAW.

Addy
posted 12-25-2005 05:07:27 PM
Day Three

1d30 => 13

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-25-2005 07:39:14 PM
Let's see, that's Deth and Jan down...

Day Three!

1d30 => 25


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-25-2005 07:39:40 PM
Oh bother, another mouth to feed.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 12-25-2005 07:47:42 PM
Day three!

1d30 => 10

EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 12-25-2005 07:49:23 PM
My Wagon

Hay guys, wtb wagon tongue

EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-25-2005 09:22:38 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Oh bother, another mouth to feed.

He targets the big girls. He needs lots of extra skin.

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 12-26-2005 02:20:18 AM
1d30 => 25
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-26-2005 02:36:57 AM
Day Four:
1d30 => 23
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-26-2005 02:40:00 AM
I found buffalo, now what ever will I do with all these buffalo. If only I had an implement with which to slaughter the animals and turn their delicious beast-flesh into some form of nutritious substance. Then if I could further use some sort of air-tight, climate-controlled container that would maintain it fresh. Oh well, I guess I'll just shoot them with my rifle and let the meat rot in the sun.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Gadani
U
posted 12-26-2005 02:42:14 AM
Day Four:
1d60 => 47
Gadani
U
posted 12-26-2005 02:42:27 AM
I made it!
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-26-2005 03:00:43 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Gadani was all like:
Day Four:
*1d60 => 47*

A sixty-sided die?

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 12-26-2005 06:54:15 AM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle thought about the meaning of life:
*1d30 => 27*

You poor poor thing.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 12-26-2005 12:39:39 PM
quote:
Alek had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
A sixty-sided die?

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-26-2005 02:15:41 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Ruvyen said this:
[IMGx]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/Ruvyen/otherdice.jpg[/IMG]

I know they exist, my point was that there's only 30 choices!

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Gadani
U
posted 12-26-2005 03:21:45 PM
quote:
Verily, Alek doth proclaim:
I know they exist, my point was that there's only 30 choices!

I just assumed that anything over 30 was understood as winning the game.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 12-26-2005 03:22:27 PM
quote:
Gadani stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I just assumed that anything over 30 was understood as winning the game.

Only if you have the power-up.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-26-2005 03:51:11 PM
quote:
Ruvyen had this to say about Tron:
Only if you have the power-up.

You mean the sword, right?

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 12-26-2005 04:02:05 PM
Day three

1d30 => 14


Day four


1d30 => 8

Anakha fucked around with this message on 12-26-2005 at 04:02 PM.

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 12-26-2005 04:04:27 PM
Day Three: I send Doctor paint thinner to fix my sexually sick oxen. He does.

Day Four: Suddenly, a bear attacks our wagon, and proceded to rape the oxen that was sick yesterday. That oxen died.

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Mightion Defensor
posted 12-26-2005 04:26:44 PM
1d30+0 => Invalid roll syntax
Mightion Defensor
posted 12-26-2005 04:27:49 PM
Oh, snap.

1d30 => 30

Mightion Defensor
posted 12-26-2005 04:28:54 PM
Okay... nothing happened.

Day two: 1d30 => 18

Day three: 1d30 => 3

Mightion Defensor
posted 12-26-2005 04:32:15 PM
Day two: Oh noes, Dhalsim attack! Of all the times to be playing as Zangief.

Day three: I know what to do!

* proceeds to grab a scrap of metal... bending it into a circular shape, he affixes it to the snout of the snake *

Ring around the choler!

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 12-26-2005 06:31:49 PM
Shit! It's Hannibal Lector wearing his favorite suit!

I know you're sick, oxen, but mosey as fast as you can if you value your entrails!

1d30 => 23




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-26-2005 09:10:47 PM
Day Four

1d30 => 14


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-26-2005 09:11:24 PM
Lazy oxen


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-26-2005 09:59:24 PM
Day three 1d30 => 18
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 12-27-2005 01:37:13 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Alek was all like:
You mean the sword, right?

No, no, I mean the power-up. You get the sword at the beginning, and the boomerang shortly after, but if you want to win the game, you need to find the power-up.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-27-2005 03:25:08 AM
quote:
From the book of Ruvyen, chapter 3, verse 16:
No, no, I mean the power-up. You get the sword at the beginning, and the boomerang shortly after, but if you want to win the game, you need to find the power-up.

*slaps forehead* Of course, how could I miss that.

1d30 => 17

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-27-2005 03:27:48 AM
Oh noes, Ghandi is attacking me with his razor sharp wit and Indian accent! Where is Nathuram Godse when you need him.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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