Are you listening to anything? Would I like it?
I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
What was your last shag like?
I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
It's my round. What are you having?
Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?

I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.

leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 10-22-2005 at 05:03 PM.

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leckzilla! had this to say about Optimus Prime:
*twiddles thumbs*

Are you listening to anything? Would I like it?
Arch Enemy. Maybe?

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
Hamburgers

What was your last shag like?

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
I prefer meat! But it's your decision

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
3?

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
64?

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
Yes.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
No.

It's my round. What are you having?
Hmm. Probably either Whiskey or Tequila

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?
Nope. Just a lot of tequila on its own or in margarita format.

I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.
I would be drinking but I have no alcohol. Pain.

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--The Wind and the Rain By Mother Nature

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
-- Sadly a Cake..Dunno why, just decided I wanted a cake today In moments i will be cookign Spinach and Mozzerlla Ravioli for supper

What was your last shag like?
--No answer

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
--Meat really expensive in the UK? I have a freezer loaded with roast beef that was on sale for $1.88 a pound, easy to cook, plus I get sandwiches and leftovers for a week

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
---Uhhh 20?
Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
---Statute, Imperial, or Nautical?

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
--Yes

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
--No

It's my round. What are you having?
--See The above

Have you ever done a [URL=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tequila+stuntman]tequila stuntman?
--No, why bother with the salt or lime, they just pollute the ttequila

I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.
---Drink Alone?

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.... My whole family done give up on me,
and it makes me feel oh so bad
the only one who will hang out with me,
is my dear old granddad
and we drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

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Peter fucked around with this message on 10-22-2005 at 05:17 PM.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent leckzilla! said:
*twiddles thumbs*

Are you listening to anything? Would I like it?
Random songs. Right now "Girls" by the Beastie Boys. Probably not.
I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
As of 3am this morning I was cooking a potroast with potatoes and carrots and such.
What was your last shag like?
Not commenting
I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
If you feel good and you're still maintaining a healthy balance of protien and such from other sources... go for it.
Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
I'd have to guess 6
Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
Miles or Kilometres?
Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
Damned annoying
Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
Nope. Never left the US.
It's my round. What are you having?
Minderaser with a decent beer
Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?
Wait... what's this salt and lime shit? Tequila does NOT need that crap.
I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.

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And as of the end of this post I'm listing to "Cybersex" by Lords of Acid

NullDevice fucked around with this message on 10-22-2005 at 05:44 PM.

I'm listening to "Connection" by Elastica. You'd recognise it from the pening theme to "Trigger Happy TV" I like it. I like to drunkenly dance to it in nightclubs.
I cooked a Thai stir fry, it was well nice.
Last shag was pretty good. Shame I got dumped a week later.
I think I will carry on being vegetarian now I actually know how to cut meat out without looking anaemic like I used to.
I haven't counted but i'm going to guess six.
I don't know how far Sheffield is from me, but i'll guess about 70 miles.
It's very annoying, especially since Leicester is full of grumpy pensioners who tend to stop and get annoyed when you nearly walk into them.
I've not been to Amsterdam but I'm hopefully going next May on a gallery trip.
Current drink of choice is Jameson and lemonade. The Irish purists don't like it watered down, but bollocks.
I have done a Tequila Stuntman, because i'm an idiot. But contradictory to the urban dictionary entry I posted it wasn't invented by anyone from Jackass.

Load up some quality porn and masturbate from dawn to dusk. Not that I would.. uh.. no.

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leckzilla! got a whole lot of nerve:
*twiddles thumbs*

Are you listening to anything? Would I like it?

Im listening to Stray Bullets - P.C. 1. They're a cool punk/ska band. I dunno, you might like it.

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?

I BBQed some steaks.

What was your last shag like?

Decent!

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?

Why not!

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?

7

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?

538 miles

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?

Very

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?

No

It's my round. What are you having?

Pint of Rickards. Or Whiskey and Coke.

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?

No

I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.

I've been drunk all weekend!

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When you think about it, Big Bird is a chocobo furry. Oh yeah, and here's some crap from leckzilla!.
*twiddles thumbs*

Are you listening to anything? Would I like it?
Just fired up my Sirenia playlist, so unless you like angry men yelling at you over nice choral bits, probably not.

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
Sausages and potato wedges. Nothing so elaborate, but it filled me with grease and carbohydrates.

What was your last shag like?
Is it wise to ask this question on EC?

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
If you feel like it. It is not my place to dictate your dietary habits.

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
'Round 10 or so. Tea is my evening drink.

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
More than would be prudent to walk?

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
Yeah, but I've discovered that if you just continue walking, they get the hint.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
I haven't even been off my continent.

It's my round. What are you having?
Jack daniels and Five Alive. Shut up it's good.

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?
No. Ow.

I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.
So show them and drink THEIR portions.

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Especially when hotdogs are on sale at wal-mart for HOLY SHIT low.

Suddar fucked around with this message on 10-22-2005 at 07:11 PM.

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leckzilla! Model 2000 was programmed to say:
*twiddles thumbs*

Are you listening to anything? Would I like it?

-Sigur Rós - Ný batterí but no idea if it's your sort of thing though. I love it, mind.

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?

- Toast with salami.

What was your last shag like?

- I'll get back to this when it happens.

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?

- Not forever, no. Meat is good.

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?

- PG Tips, Earl Grey, Cammomile

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?

- That'd be cheating.

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?

- Depends what they're stopping,

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?

- Nice enough but not all it's cracked up to be. The Dutch countryside (especially near the north sea) was much nicer.

It's my round. What are you having?

- Scrumpy Jack's please

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?

- No, that's just stupid

I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.

- I would be drinking except tonight sucked.

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So quoth leckzilla!:
I've not been to Amsterdam but I'm hopefully going next May on a gallery trip.

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If you can swing it*, go to De Smickel It's about 30 minutes from Amsterdam. You might need Tarquinn's or a translator's help to decipher the website

It's in an old farm house, with thatched roof and sawdust on the floors. They serve pannekoeken which is Dutch crepes, quite large, with your choice of dozens of toppings like a pizza. Very yummy and very fun!

*Not that there isn't enough to do in Amsterdam already

Vernaltemptress fucked around with this message on 10-22-2005 at 11:03 PM.

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
Penne bolognese ala capsaicin. It was quite excellent.

What was your last shag like?
Not nearly as satisfying as I'd like.

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
No, meat is love.

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
Three

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
No. Miles are an alien unit.

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
Yes.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
Not yet.

It's my round. What are you having?
Gin & Tonic!

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?
Hell no.

I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.
I have exams, so I'm not allowed.

Pvednes fucked around with this message on 10-23-2005 at 01:51 AM.

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
Peanut and M&M cookies.

What was your last shag like?
I have to remember back HOW far??

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
No. Meat is the BEST source for iron and many proteins needed in a human's diet.

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
One

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
It's the same University.

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
Not really. But they get annoyed when I dont stop and just bowl them over.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
niet

It's my round. What are you having?
Pint of God's own thanks! (Guinness ya heathens!)

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?
Never been drunk enough to try it.

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Cavalier- got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Pint of God's own thanks! (Guinness ya heathens!)

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I said "Minderaser and a good beer". Guinness MORE than qualifies. However there are a few others I will accept such as a Shiner Bock, Sam Adams and Bass.

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NullDevice's fortune cookie read:
I said "Minderaser and a good beer". Guinness MORE than qualifies. However there are a few others I will accept such as a Shiner Bock, Sam Adams and Bass.

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If you ever compare Bass to Guinness again, I will cut you.

Bass is fucking nasty.

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leckzilla! probably says this to all the girls:
*twiddles thumbs*

Are you listening to anything? Would I like it?
A Tori Amos song that's been remixed into a funky techno thing (www.di.fm)

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
Actually cooked? Shit... Microwavable pizza's. Barring that, grilled ham and cheese sammies.

What was your last shag like?
Quite good, but that happens when you have someone who was totally devoted to you. Too bad it was damned near a year ago now.

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
Sure, but you're missing out on bacon.

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
7.

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
42

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
Gods yes. I need a cattle prod. My university isn't too bad about it though, the mall on the other hand...

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
Negative.

It's my round. What are you having?
The only alcohol I've had a pleasurable experiance with thus far. New Castle.

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?
Nope, but that sounds like something we could have gotten my District Manager to do at his kegger after he had done 4 keg stands.

I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.

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ACES! Another post by Nae:
If you ever compare Bass to Guinness again, I will cut you.

Bass is fucking nasty.

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I'm not to big a fan of Killian's either, but people claim it's a good brew.

At least I'm not comparing it to stale 3 day old americal pisswater beer.

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leckzilla! was naked while typing this:
*twiddles thumbs*

Are you listening to anything? Would I like it?

- I'm listening to Enya right now. She rocks my socks.

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?

- Your soup sounds good! Last time I made something, it was tortellini.

What was your last shag like?

- Fanfreakingtastic.

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?

- I would!

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?

- I'm going to say 9.

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?

- 53!

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?

- Extremely.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?

- Can't say that I have.

It's my round. What are you having?
- Jager shot, plz.

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?

- Er, no.

I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.

- I'd like a drink but alas I am not allowed right now :/ Damn meds.

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leckzilla! enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
*twiddles thumbs*

Are you listening to anything?
-Bloodhound Gang

Would I like it?
-I dunno, probably?

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
-Steak Fajita Burger. Take ground sirloin, season with stuff like taco seasoning and hot sauce, then grill. Top with grilled peppers, onions, etc.

What was your last shag like?
-Good, but way too long ago

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
-If you want to. I couldn't

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
-Eleven

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
-Stalker

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
-Yes

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
-No

It's my round. What are you having?
-Black and Tan

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?
-No. Tequila kicks my ass even without doing all that stuff.

I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.
-Go find other people to drink with or go barhopping!

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leckzilla! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
*twiddles thumbs*

Are you listening to anything? Would I like it? Still rerunning last night's show in my head. NIN is damn near a religious experience.

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked? Right now, I'm cooking up a big stew of pork, apples, onions, and cranberries. Yum.

What was your last shag like? Was pretty good, if I'm remembering correctly!

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on? Hey, why not? I spent a year or so pretty much vegetarian. Then... I missed steaks.

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard? If you guys are anything like us... somewhere between 8-15.

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities? 42

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you? *stabbity* Fuckers.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam? Nope!

It's my round. What are you having? Shot of Sauza Hornitos, straight up.

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman? Fuck no.

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Xyrra fucked around with this message on 10-23-2005 at 07:45 PM.

You people suck at enjoying beer.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 10-23-2005 at 07:55 PM.

I have a movie of my friend john doin it... somewhere. uhhh such bad memories.

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The logic train ran off the tracks when Maradon! said:
Both Bass AND Killians are very good. Well, Killians isn't "very" good, but it's the best value in beer imo.

You people suck at enjoying beer.

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Well in Killians defense, I've had one. I disliked it enough and better things showed up shortly thereafter (the Reverend Daniels and friends) so I didn't have another one.

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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and leckzilla! was all like:
Are you listening to anything? Would I like it?
"Oyfn Oyvn" by the Klezmer Conservatory Band. Maybe; it's essentially Jewish jazz, this particular track being a piano piece.
I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
Probably broiled chicken breast. Not the most impressive thing I've made, but the most recent.
What was your last shag like?
Handy.
I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
I'm not strictly a vegetarian, but I've gone months at a time without eating any meat, and did just fine.
Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
Apparently you don't care enough to check >:[
Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
I don't know how far Sheffield is from you, but i'll guess about 70 miles. And wtf are you talking in miles, Britisher?!
Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
Yes, especially when people are coming in the opposite direction and I HAVE TO GET TO CLASS YOU FOOLS.
Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
No, but I hope to eventually.
It's my round. What are you having?
Just about anything. I rarely drink, but when I do, it's to get drunk.
Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?
I'll leave that to the pro's.

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Quoth TheOriginalZane:
Am I the only one who's done a tequila stuntman? My friends and I call it the real man's tequila shot. The salt it the worst part, by far.

I have a movie of my friend john doin it... somewhere. uhhh such bad memories.

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Wow, you're dumb.

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Bloodsage had this to say about Duck Tales:
Wow, you're dumb.

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Vampyre Slaying rituals are often complex, and not meant to be understood by mere mortals. Get with the times.

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From the book of Faelynn LeAndris, chapter 3, verse 16:
Vampyre Slaying rituals are often complex, and not meant to be understood by mere mortals. Get with the times.

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He totally wasn't the vampire slayer.

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leckzilla! stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
*twiddles thumbs*

Are you listening to anything? Would I like it? - "Something Corporate - As You Sleep" It's alternative rock with good piano playing in it, decide for yerself, but I like it.

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked? - Digiorno's Pizza, if you count that as cooking. Will be making instant ramen in a bit too.

What was your last shag like? - I'm afraid to think of what some people here will put as an answer.

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on? - Absolutely not. Meat is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (yes, it's a butchered quote from elsewhere)

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard? - Twenty? That's how many is in my family's pantry at home, at least, maybe 30 by now.

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities? 140

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you? - Extremely, but I just dodge around them, or barrel into them if they're too close.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam? - Yes, went there as part of a tour I did earlier this year.

It's my round. What are you having? - Vodka and Tonic, please.

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman? - Why the hell would anyone ever do that? *shudders*

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I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
Fromage Romanesque last night. It was for Homecoming.

What was your last shag like?
Drunken. Last night was Homecoming, after all.

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
Stay the course. Then again, I've been a practical vegan for two years now. I'm biased.

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
Just one. Chai.

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
About 4 hours worth.

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
I love it more than life.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
No

It's my round. What are you having?
A vegan white-russian.

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?
Thankfully not.

I would be drinking but everyone's out of town this weekend.
I already drank my cash worth for the weekend. Spent today hung-over and broke.

OMG! I went to medic school with a dude that did those ALL the time! It got to the point where people would buy him drinks just to watch him do it He told me he thought the whole thing up on his own though... liar

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leckzilla! obviously shouldn't have said:
Track him down and punch him in the face.

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Okie-dokie!

I think you're in there.