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Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 10-26-2005 05:31:32 PM
Are you listening to anything? Would I like it?
Silence is golden.

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
Lasagna

What was your last shag like?
I'm not qualified to answer this question.

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
You could always eat salmon...

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
Um... none?

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
When I'm not searching them for weapons, yes.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
Only in a book. (no)

It's my round. What are you having?
Um.....

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?
...


*note to self: never answer questions in the middle of drawing comics*

Maradon!
posted 10-26-2005 11:46:19 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Led booooze lime pole over bench lick:
*Punches Maradon in the face, just 'cos he is convenient*

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-27-2005 12:23:23 PM
Maradon likes it when women beat him.
Maradon!
posted 10-27-2005 12:27:06 PM
quote:
Monicaing:
Maradon likes it when women beat him.

HIT ME

/moan

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-27-2005 12:28:17 PM
See? I told you.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-27-2005 01:45:15 PM
And yet when I try it, it's all like "Dude, how did you get into my apartment" and "get away from me with that thing" and "where are your pants?" Sheesh.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-27-2005 02:30:31 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Captain Planet:
And yet when I try it, it's all like "Dude, how did you get into my apartment" and "get away from me with that thing" and "where are your pants?" Sheesh.

Would it kill you to give people some warning?

Led
*kaboom*
posted 10-27-2005 04:37:02 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Pirotess:
HIT ME

/moan


Sheesh, take all the fun out of it!

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 10-27-2005 05:58:06 PM
quote:
Led had this to say about Robocop:
Sheesh, take all the fun out of it!

The real reason sadists and masochists never work out.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 10-27-2005 05:58:51 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by leckzilla!:
Are you listening to anything? Would I like it?
Silence is golden.

I made butternut squash and sweet potato soup the other day. It was yummy and full of goodness. What was the last thing you cooked?
Cook?

What was your last shag like?
Non-existent.

I haven't eaten meat for nearly a month now. It's cheaper and I feel quite good. Should I carry on?
Humans were made to eat both meat and vegetables. MEAT IS GOOD FOR YUO~

Try and guess how many types of tea are in our cupboard?
32.

Guess how many miles there are between mine and Niklas's universities?
Multiply above answer by 100.

Isn't it annoying when people stop in front of you?
Hell yeah. Gives me the urge to punt them out of my way. Then I realise they're taller than three feet.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?
No.

It's my round. What are you having?
Round?

Have you ever done a tequila stuntman?
No.


Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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