Someday, I hope that we may all eat pretzels together.
Lately, I have been using "sodomy" in every other sentence. What do you call someone who practices sodomy? Sodomite? Sodomist? Sodomizer?
Sodomizer sounds like a machine, like the Sodomizer 5000.
I was without internet access for awhile and it may happen again so if you don't see me, that's probably where I am. I've got Sean on the phone at all times, though, so...watch out!
What was your favorite activity/class/area of study in Kindergarten? Grade school? High school? COLLEGE?!
Do you think world peace is attainable?
Do you think it is possible to erase racism from the world completely?
Did you see Kingdom of Heaven? What did you think of it?
Star Wars or Indiana Jones?
What's New Zealand like?
I'm going to Canada. Who wants to meet me thar?
If Liam were a whale, what whale would Liam be?
If Sean were a sea creature, what sea creature would Sean be? I will say Dugong...or Elephant Seal.
What is the most overused cliche in fantasy stories today?
What is the most overused cliche in EC?
Good morning.
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Mr. Mr. Parcelan? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.
What do you call someone who practices sodomy? Sodomite? Sodomist? Sodomizer?
A Godless heathen.What was your favorite activity/class/area of study in Kindergarten? Grade school? High school? COLLEGE?!
Naptime, Recess, Dunno, Haven't been.Do you think world peace is attainable?
Not a chance.Do you think it is possible to erase racism from the world completely?
Again, not a chance.Did you see Kingdom of Heaven? What did you think of it?
I have it sitting right here, but still haven't watched it.Star Wars or Indiana Jones?
For a single movie, Indie. If I wanna watch a series, gimme the original trilogy.What's New Zealand like?
Middle-Earth.I'm going to Canada. Who wants to meet me thar?
I've been exiled for life.If Liam were a whale, what whale would Liam be?
A sperm whale.If Sean were a sea creature, what sea creature would Sean be? I will say Dugong...or Elephant Seal.
Sea otter.What is the most overused cliche in fantasy stories today?
Evil Elves or Protagonists From A Small Village Who Save The World By Defeating Their Evil RelativeWhat is the most overused cliche in EC?
Still the hugglefuck. It must be eradicated.
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
What do you call someone who practices sodomy? Sodomite? Sodomist? Sodomizer?
-BuggererWhat was your favorite activity/class/area of study in Kindergarten? Grade school? High school? COLLEGE?!
-Don't remember, ditto, drama/choir, fencing.Do you think world peace is attainable?
-NoDo you think it is possible to erase racism from the world completely?
-NoDid you see Kingdom of Heaven? What did you think of it?
-NoStar Wars or Indiana Jones?
-Indiana JonesWhat's New Zealand like?
-Green and wooly? Hell if I know.I'm going to Canada. Who wants to meet me thar?
-Masked men with sweaty hands.If Liam were a whale, what whale would Liam be?
-A sperm whale.If Sean were a sea creature, what sea creature would Sean be? I will say Dugong...or Elephant Seal.
-ManateeWhat is the most overused cliche in fantasy stories today?
-God-moding magesWhat is the most overused cliche in EC?
-Trolling. Yes, trolling is cliche and overdone these days.Good morning.
Kuroi Madoushi fucked around with this message on 10-18-2005 at 02:58 AM.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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I coup-de-grace Mr. Parcelan with my staff and loot all their genitalia.
They are salted and good.
I like the fact that you can see the individual salt crystals. And they're little cubes.Someday, I hope that we may all eat pretzels together.
But if it's in a party mix bag, I the cheesies are mine.Lately, I have been using "sodomy" in every other sentence. What do you call someone who practices sodomy? Sodomite? Sodomist? Sodomizer?
Ass fucker.Sodomizer sounds like a machine, like the Sodomizer 5000.
I will paint it pink and install it in a daycare.I was without internet access for awhile and it may happen again so if you don't see me, that's probably where I am. I've got Sean on the phone at all times, though, so...watch out!
I always get nervous when I'm on the phone on the toilet and have to flush. Like it's some great discourtesy to hear the flushing.What was your favorite activity/class/area of study in Kindergarten? Grade school? High school? COLLEGE?!
A: Snack time. I remember once they brought in a paint can full of yogurt-covered almonds and let the kids swarm over it like flies.
B: When they would take me to the science museum, because I got to make robots headbutt each other as well as be 95% more likely to get a school-missing sickness from the other kids that day.
C: That bit after school's over where you're hanging out with your friends but too lazy to walk along the highway to someplace interesting so you just sort of kick around in front of the school and paint surrealist graffiti on trees out of boredom.
D: Free time.Do you think world peace is attainable?
With bombs.Do you think it is possible to erase racism from the world completely?
See previous answer.Did you see Kingdom of Heaven? What did you think of it?
See previous answer.Star Wars or Indiana Jones?
The thugees scared the piss out of me as an infant, so Indiana Jones wins awesome points just for that. The again, so did Emperor Palpatine. Hm.What's New Zealand like?
Would be better if they shortened it to Zeal and made me goddess-queen.I'm going to Canada. Who wants to meet me thar?
If you lived here, you'd be home by now.If Liam were a whale, what whale would Liam be?
One of those eerie dead ones that wash up on beaches. The ones that take forever to remove and are always reached and mutilated weirdly by shiftless teenagers first.If Sean were a sea creature, what sea creature would Sean be? I will say Dugong...or Elephant Seal.
Jellyfish. They look just sort of cute and crystallish and ethereal, then they fucking touch you.What is the most overused cliche in fantasy stories today?
Every inherently good creature has an evil counterpart. There's an evil knight organization to face off against the paladin guys, dark-skinned underground elves (despite the fact that living underground would cause you to LOSE pigment) for the celestial surface guys, shiny dragons for colorful ones, et cetera. Oh, and the whole thing where there's one religion/group of gods for the entire world. That's kinda dumb.What is the most overused cliche in EC?
Good morning.
I made you cereal three days ago.
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Kuroi Madoushi was naked while typing this:
whining
Do you guys hear that? I think it's the whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance.
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What was your favorite activity/class/area of study in Kindergarten? Grade school? High school? COLLEGE?!
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Do you think world peace is attainable?
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Do you think it is possible to erase racism from the world completely?
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Did you see Kingdom of Heaven? What did you think of it?
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Star Wars or Indiana Jones?
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What's New Zealand like?
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I'm going to Canada. Who wants to meet me thar?
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If Liam were a whale, what whale would Liam be?
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If Sean were a sea creature, what sea creature would Sean be? I will say Dugong...or Elephant Seal.
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What is the most overused cliche in fantasy stories today?
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What is the most overused cliche in EC?
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Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
They are salted and good.Someday, I hope that we may all eat pretzels together.
Lately, I have been using "sodomy" in every other sentence. What do you call someone who practices sodomy? Sodomite? Sodomist? Sodomizer?
Tom Delay
What was your favorite activity/class/area of study in Kindergarten? Grade school? High school? COLLEGE?!
Math, Reading, History, Chemistry (The kind where you mix different things together to see which
you up the most)
Do you think world peace is attainable?
Eventually, when we all eat pretzels together.
Do you think it is possible to erase racism from the world completely?
Racial equality will only come through economic equality, so eventually.
Did you see Kingdom of Heaven? What did you think of it?
Did not see it
Star Wars or Indiana Jones?
Star Wars, it is more realistic.
What's New Zealand like?
Middle Earth
I'm going to Canada. Who wants to meet me thar?
No thank you. It will, in a very short time, be very cold there.
If Liam were a whale, what whale would Liam be?
Narwhale
If Sean were a sea creature, what sea creature would Sean be? I will say Dugong...or Elephant Seal.
Mermaid
What is the most overused cliche in fantasy stories today?
Orcs killed my parents.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Snugglits said:
Do you guys hear that? I think it's the whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance.
Hey look, a cliche. Good job.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
What was your favorite activity/class/area of study in Kindergarten? Grade school? High school? COLLEGE?!Kindergarten, not really sure. Probably recess, same with grade school. High school, it was just hangin' with my pals at lunch. University, it's going to the arcade room when I have some spare time.Do you think world peace is attainable?
Do you think it is possible to erase racism from the world completely?Both are not only possible, but easily attainable. Simply remove humanity entirely.
Did you see Kingdom of Heaven? What did you think of it?
No, but I want to.
Star Wars or Indiana Jones?
If Jones can't stop the rock, how's he gonna stop the Death Star?
What's New Zealand like?
The best way to find out is to go to New Zealand.
I'm going to Canada. Who wants to meet me thar?
Depends entirely on where in Canada you're going, but most board Canucks are in the province of Ontario, I think.
If Liam were a whale, what whale would Liam be?
Killer whale.
If Sean were a sea creature, what sea creature would Sean be? I will say Dugong...or Elephant Seal.
Shark-mobile.
What is the most overused cliche in fantasy stories today?
The ultimate omfg-godkilling powerful super sword. It's always a sword, too. Never a magical axe, or hammer, or staff.
What is the most overused cliche in EC?
"this board is liek sa lite lol"
Good morning.
PO-TA-TOES~
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Kuroi Madoushi wrote this stupid crap:
Hey look, a cliche. Good job.
Come over here, so I can love you. In the butt. 
Sodomizer sounds like a machine, like the Sodomizer 5000.
-- Could be the name to some SM Gay porn film to
I was without internet access for awhile and it may happen again so if you don't see me, that's probably where I am. I've got Sean on the phone at all times, though, so...watch out!
-- I am locked into my DSL for a year, but Verizon is offering a nice deal.
What was your favorite activity/class/area of study in Kindergarten? Grade school? High school? COLLEGE?!
-- Any science excluding Bio, I find Bio to be insanely boreing
Do you think world peace is attainable?
-- No
Do you think it is possible to erase racism from the world completely?
-- Don't be silly.
Did you see Kingdom of Heaven? What did you think of it?
-- No, But i want to see it.
Star Wars or Indiana Jones?
-- Star Wars
What's New Zealand like?
-- Hilly, Whish is good, make the sheep puch back harder 
I'm going to Canada. Who wants to meet me thar?
-- To do what, Take over? Loot, pillage, and rape?
If Liam were a whale, what whale would Liam be?
-- Sperm Whale all the way
If Sean were a sea creature, what sea creature would Sean be? I will say Dugong...or Elephant Seal.
-- An Oyster Cracker
What is the most overused cliche in fantasy stories today?
-- The Anti-Hero? The good "Evil" guy?
What is the most overused cliche in EC?
-- FTW? 
Good morning.
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Snugglits obviously shouldn't have said:
Come over here, so I can love you. In the butt.
falls over laughing at the new title
Man, you got Parcelowned.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Kuroi Madoushi's fortune cookie read:
Man, you got Parcelowned.
You are impossibly stupid.
And you just set yourself up for all sorts of righteous smiting.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
You are impossibly stupid.And you just set yourself up for all sorts of righteous smiting.
Sounds like a normal day on altFY-I mean EC.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Kuroi Madoushi had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
falls over laughing at the new titleMan, you got Parcelowned.
Did you really fall over laughing? Because that's a pretty faggy thing to do.
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How.... Snugglits.... uughhhhhh:
Did you really fall over laughing? Because that's a pretty faggy thing to do.
Yeah, I always do exactly what I say online. Good lord...use a little common sense, eh?
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Check out the big brain on Kuroi Madoushi!
Yeah, I always do exactly what I say online. Good lord...use a little common sense, eh?
Stop. Talking.
Might be another cliche, but every time someone says it you to, its perfectly applicable.
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Demos had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Stop. Talking.Might be another cliche, but every time someone says it you to, its perfectly applicable.
Funny, last I checked, the phrase "stop talking" is applicable to anyone with whom you disagree. Think before you post. Particularly when you wish to imply that someone is an imbecile.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Kuroi Madoushi had this to say about John Romero:
Funny, last I checked, the phrase "stop talking" is applicable to anyone with whom you disagree. Think before you post. Particularly when you wish to imply that someone is an imbecile.
No. He means you personally need to shut the hell up. Stop talking.
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Kuroi Madoushi thought about the meaning of life:
Funny, last I checked, the phrase "stop talking" is applicable to anyone with whom you disagree. Think before you post. Particularly when you wish to imply that someone is an imbecile.
Stop talking.
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Duck Tales:
Stop talking.
Y'all can quit with the stupidity already. I've said before that I'll stop talking when I die and no sooner. Give it up or pay Parcelan to ban me.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Kuroi Madoushi's account was hax0red to write:
Y'all can quit with the stupidity already. I've said before that I'll stop talking when I die and no sooner. Give it up or pay Parcelan to ban me.
No, see, you act as if we are trying to be rude here. The truth of the matter is that we are trying to help you out because you are turning into Somthor.
Take a damn clue and shut up.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Kuroi Madoushi said:
Y'all can quit with the stupidity already. I've said before that I'll stop talking when I die and no sooner. Give it up or pay Parcelan to ban me.
How about shut the fuck up then?
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Kuroi Madoushi said:
Y'all can quit with the stupidity already. I've said before that I'll stop talking when I die and no sooner. Give it up or pay Parcelan to ban me.
Stop talking.
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Snugglits spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Did you really fall over laughing? Because that's a pretty faggy thing to do.
Nice title.
Want some cock?
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This insanity brought to you by Alidane:
Nice title.Want some cock?
Oh ho, so witty he is!
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Verily, Fizodeth doth proclaim:
No, see, you act as if we are trying to be rude here. The truth of the matter is that we are trying to help you out because you are turning into Somthor.Take a damn clue and shut up.
How the hell do you figure? Abrasive posts constitute maybe 2% of everything I've ever posted here, including initial stupidity. All else is the occasional question or off-hand remark, all of which are innocuous and largely neutral in regard the intelligence of the post. Meanwhile, trolls like Waisz run rampant and talk out their asses yet no one says a damned thing to them.
You guys are like a pack of evangelists blinded by their own faith; you can't even see that the very failings you preach to everyone else about run rampant in yourselves. If you want to tell me to shut the fuck for being stupid, for fuck's sake start making exemplary posts yourselves.
If you can't offer posts that exemplify the intelligence you claim I lack, you can't justify saying I lack it, period. So far, the only people I can think of that do post intelligently here and can justify telling me to fuck off are Bloodsage, Ja'Deth, Bajah, and RIG (there's a few others too, but I can't name them off the top of my head). Even then, I'm not willing to just rollover on the merit of their opinions.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Kuroi Madoushi stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
How the hell do you figure? Abrasive posts constitute maybe 2% of everything I've ever posted here, including initial stupidity. All else is the occasional question or off-hand remark, all of which are innocuous and largely neutral in regard the intelligence of the post. Meanwhile, trolls like Waisz run rampant and talk out their asses yet no one says a damned thing to them.You guys are like a pack of evangelists blinded by their own faith; you can't even see that the very failings you preach to everyone else about run rampant in yourselves. If you want to tell me to shut the fuck for being stupid, for fuck's sake start making exemplary posts yourselves.
If you can't offer posts that exemplify the intelligence you claim I lack, you can't justify saying I lack it, period. So far, the only people I can think of that do post intelligently here and can justify telling me to fuck off are Bloodsage, Ja'Deth, Bajah, and RIG (there's a few others too, but I can't name them off the top of my head). Even then, I'm not willing to just rollover on the merit of their opinions.
I don't think somthor's posts were abrasive, just really fucking stupid.
which is what you're posting
afterthought: did you start taking drugs recently? Gadani fucked around with this message on 10-19-2005 at 03:20 AM.
Shut the fuck up.
Everyone else is amusing in some way or another, you are not.
It's not something people hear about.
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Kuroi Madoushi said:
So far, the only people I can think of that do post intelligently here and can justify telling me to fuck off are Bloodsage, Ja'Deth, Bajah, and RIG.
You'd be suprised how many of the posters who post "non-intelligently" used to be very different. Then we realised this is just a forgotten forum somewhere on the internet that no one really cares about other than the community we already have here. So we just started to have fun.
But you haven't been here long enough to realise that. Your time here is a tiny speck in comparison to the length of time some of us have been here. You cannot know, so I won't blame you for your ignorance.
In closing: Stop talking.
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Mortious attempted to be funny by writing:
You'd be suprised how many of the posters who post "non-intelligently" used to be very different. Then we realised this is just a forgotten forum somewhere on the internet that no one really cares about other than the community we already have here. So we just started to have fun.
in before horsecock 
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean's account was hax0red to write:
Everyone else is amusing in some way or another, you are not.
That can't be true. I mean, everyone?
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So quoth Mortious:
You'd be suprised how many of the posters who post "non-intelligently" used to be very different. Then we realised this is just a forgotten forum somewhere on the internet that no one really cares about other than the community we already have here. So we just started to have fun.But you haven't been here long enough to realise that. Your time here is a tiny speck in comparison to the length of time some of us have been here. You cannot know, so I won't blame you for your ignorance.
In closing: Stop talking.
This "having fun" stuff sucks.
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Rodent King wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
That can't be true. I mean, everyone?
In one way or another.
Somthor is humorous because he's really just stupid. He can't help himself.
This guy is willfully ignorant, which is not funny. It's just sad that someone chooses to be so pointless, so uninteresting, and utterly so irrelevant.
It's not something people hear about.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mortious was all like:
You'd be suprised how many of the posters who post "non-intelligently" used to be very different. Then we realised this is just a forgotten forum somewhere on the internet that no one really cares about other than the community we already have here. So we just started to have fun.But you haven't been here long enough to realise that. Your time here is a tiny speck in comparison to the length of time some of us have been here. You cannot know, so I won't blame you for your ignorance.
In closing: Stop talking.
Conciously choosing to forgo intelligence or wisdom for foolishness is the definition of stupidity. I'm aware this forum is long-forgotten and that the community is essentially static and homogenous, however, I don't consider that a valid excuse for poor behavior.
Hell, if what you say is true, who would really care what I say one way or the other? Either they read it and find something in it (useful, amusing, what have you) or they don't and pass over it. Perhaps I'm odd, but that's how I handle most posts, reserving the ignore feature primarily for those whose posts are quite literally a waste of space.
Though Tarquinn probably posts facetiously, I concur with the notion that your idea of "having fun" sucks. Trolling in a jocular fashion every so often to rib people you're familiar with is all well and good; doing so constantly for no better reason that to be an ass is just flat out stupid. Calling the posts of someone who posts in a largely neutral fashion (neither abrasive nor benign, intelligent nor foolish, etc) an idiot based on nothing more than a shtick seems pretty stupid to me. In fact, I seem to recall someone saying the same thing when Waisz's math bit was being mocked.
Point being, you're calling me idiot mainly because you're used to doing so and you're all unwilling to accept that people change. My posts of late, with the exception a choice few (like the ones in the latter part of this thread) have quite sterile.
If asking the odd question or sharing an innocuous view on a shared experience is stupid, I'm afraid everyone here is incurably and abysmally moronic. If you can't see this...it's just that much worse.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Sean had this to say about Pirotess:
RIG posts intelligently?Shut the fuck up.
Everyone else is amusing in some way or another, you are not.
Yeah, actually he does. His technical knowledge is some of the best this forum has to offer. The rest of his posts are just about as neutral as mine.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Please stop talking.
I asked nicely.
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How.... Mr. Gainsborough.... uughhhhhh:
Ok, ok fine.Please stop talking.
I asked nicely.
I shall grant your request...for this particular thread.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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