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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-19-2005 09:53:39 AM
Lately, I have been using "sodomy" in every other sentence. What do you call someone who practices sodomy? Sodomite? Sodomist? Sodomizer?

A friend! After all, sodomy is the traditional definition of a good time.

What was your favorite activity/class/area of study in Kindergarten? Grade school? High school? COLLEGE?!

Indoor playtime. Recess. The school play. German classes.

Do you think world peace is attainable?

Never.

Do you think it is possible to erase racism from the world completely?

Yes, but only when there is an entirely homogenaic population.

Did you see Kingdom of Heaven? What did you think of it?

No.

Star Wars or Indiana Jones?

Star Wars in your ass, baby.

What's New Zealand like?

Watch LOTR. And write the goddamnd RotK parody, already.

I'm going to Canada. Who wants to meet me thar?

I do not.

If Liam were a whale, what whale would Liam be?

Sperm whale, because his forehead is filled with a fluid that helps him maintain his sense of direction.

If Sean were a sea creature, what sea creature would Sean be? I will say Dugong...or Elephant Seal.

Sperm whale, because he's drenched in sperm 90% of an average day.

What is the most overused cliche in fantasy stories today?

You know, I really don't read fantasy stories.

What is the most overused cliche in EC?

People acting as though EC were SA.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-19-2005 01:30:35 PM
Kuroi wants to be a WINNAR at the INTARNET! And if possible he wants to see us winning, too. But we can't be winning unless we stop being moronic.

Shut the fuck up and pack your bags if you don't fit in. Just try it. Go on.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-19-2005 02:17:51 PM
Hey Waisz, when did you turn into Intarweb Tuffguy XTREEM?
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 10-19-2005 02:43:42 PM
He obviously did with that new title, it screams tough.
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-19-2005 02:56:49 PM
quote:
Kuroi Madoushi said:
Conciously choosing to forgo intelligence or wisdom for foolishness is the definition of stupidity. I'm aware this forum is long-forgotten and that the community is essentially static and homogenous, however, I don't consider that a valid excuse for poor behavior.

Hell, if what you say is true, who would really care what I say one way or the other? Either they read it and find something in it (useful, amusing, what have you) or they don't and pass over it. Perhaps I'm odd, but that's how I handle most posts, reserving the ignore feature primarily for those whose posts are quite literally a waste of space.

Though Tarquinn probably posts facetiously, I concur with the notion that your idea of "having fun" sucks. Trolling in a jocular fashion every so often to rib people you're familiar with is all well and good; doing so constantly for no better reason that to be an ass is just flat out stupid. Calling the posts of someone who posts in a largely neutral fashion (neither abrasive nor benign, intelligent nor foolish, etc) an idiot based on nothing more than a shtick seems pretty stupid to me. In fact, I seem to recall someone saying the same thing when Waisz's math bit was being mocked.

Point being, you're calling me idiot mainly because you're used to doing so and you're all unwilling to accept that people change. My posts of late, with the exception a choice few (like the ones in the latter part of this thread) have quite sterile.

If asking the odd question or sharing an innocuous view on a shared experience is stupid, I'm afraid everyone here is incurably and abysmally moronic. If you can't see this...it's just that much worse.


Blah blah words blah words words rebuff blah blah.

See? I said exactly the same as you but only used one line, and it makes just as much sense as what you typed.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-19-2005 08:38:45 PM
I didn't give him that title.

SOMEONE LURKS IN THE SHADOWS.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-19-2005 10:38:41 PM
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Bajah had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Hey Waisz, when did you turn into Intarweb Tuffguy XTREEM?

I didn't say I was going to personally come to Kuroi's house and tear his own arms off, then beat him with them, and also I've never gotten really mad at stories of rapists/thieves/puppy beaters/conservatives and made comments like "If I was there I'd totally kick their ass! RARRHRHGHGHG" so I'd say never.

Snugglits fucked around with this message on 10-19-2005 at 10:39 PM.

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