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Topic: The Circle of Jack Thompson's Idiocy Continues
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 10-12-2005 02:28:44 AM
Click Here for Jack Thompson's Video Game Proposal

Read it, his "Modest video game proposal" is great.

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-12-2005 02:35:10 AM
That'd make a dandy Max Payne 2 mod.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 10-12-2005 03:06:27 AM
This guy is just so incredibly self absorbed and completely out of touch with reality leads you to think he's on some sort of perpetual acid trip.
Gadani
U
posted 10-12-2005 03:58:53 AM
Alright, video games, it's time you stopped targetting our childrens' morals and STARTED TARGETTING YOURSELF!!!!!

hurrr

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 10-12-2005 04:06:47 AM
Or, you know, the game companies could take 15,000 bucks and donate to charity instead. Hell of a lot less expensive than making a game, and it'd make Thompson look like even more of a joke.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-12-2005 04:08:24 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Mooj said:
Or, you know, the game companies could take 15,000 bucks and donate to charity instead. Hell of a lot less expensive than making a game, and it'd make Thompson look like even more of a joke.

This would be the best thing to do.

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 10-12-2005 04:19:00 PM
Actually, i had an idea just to make the game in say javascript or flash, with really bad graphics, then burn it onto a CD, and sell it to someone. Then i would tell Jack Thompson about it, and make him make due on his promise.
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 10-12-2005 05:14:46 PM
quote:
Anakha said this, then charged the door while shouting "CHONGO LONGO!":
Actually, i had an idea just to make the game in say javascript or flash, with really bad graphics, then burn it onto a CD, and sell it to someone. Then i would tell Jack Thompson about it, and make him make due on his promise.

That, or text based.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-12-2005 05:36:19 PM
Didn't postal 2 do this, anyways?

Let you visit the company that produced the game, and kill everyone in it?

Sean
posted 10-12-2005 06:08:35 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Didn't postal 2 do this, anyways?

Let you visit the company that produced the game, and kill everyone in it?


Yep.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Maradon!
posted 10-12-2005 06:25:54 PM
Dear Jack Thompson,

I am sorry to say that I will have to reject your proposal for a video game. The story you suggested is far too implausable. True, we do make games involving aliens and wizards, but these are things that could possibly exist however unlikely. Every rational person on the planet, on the other hand, knows that violent media do not create violent people.

Now kindly fuck off.

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 10-12-2005 07:03:22 PM
where could i get a copy of Postal 2? I mean ive heard a lot about it, but no ever seems to sell it.
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Talonus
Loner
posted 10-12-2005 07:49:22 PM
quote:
Anakha had this to say about Duck Tales:
where could i get a copy of Postal 2? I mean ive heard a lot about it, but no ever seems to sell it.

Nobody sells it because the game isn't worth buying.

For those who love to hate Jack Thompson, he posts regularly at Gamepolitics. (Which is a good site to read if you're interested in video games vs politics at all.) He comes off as a board troll of the worst kind. Quite frankly, the man must have some mental problems of his own considering the things he says.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-12-2005 08:20:52 PM
quote:
Anakha enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
where could i get a copy of Postal 2? I mean ive heard a lot about it, but no ever seems to sell it.

The game was more or less utter shit. I didn't pay a cent for it, and I still feel the developers owe me my money back.

Steven Steve
posted 10-12-2005 08:47:47 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one that hated Postal 2. Despite the material being mild compared to the things I talk about on a daily basis, the game somehow still managed to make me physically ill.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-12-2005 11:25:06 PM
i hope running with scisors gets the prize and charity donated in their name. they are nice guys... gave me a t-shirt and signed poster for testing the first postal game...

you want to know the real villans.... listen to the beginning of fight club.....

quote:
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour. The rear differential locks up.

The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now: do we initiate a recall?

Take the number of vehicles in the field, (A), and multiply it by the probable rate of failure, (B), then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, (C).

A times B times C equals X...
If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.


This is closer to the truth than any of his rantings... you want to see evil companys? Game companys aren't it.. i've worked for them... spacficily, ASC Games... the guys who published the first "evil" grand theft auto. You know what, they were all good people who cared about others....

now take your normal "big buisness"... any of them. good people? no. would they intentionaly kill people for profit.....

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Sean
posted 10-12-2005 11:28:10 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-12-2005 11:34:30 PM
also
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-12-2005 11:35:58 PM
VG CATS IS NOT FUNNY LOLLOLOLOLOLOLLLLZLOL
diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-12-2005 11:36:51 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about (_|_):
VG CATS IS NOT FUNNY LOLLOLOLOLOLOLLLLZLOL


fuck sand

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-12-2005 11:45:18 PM
fuck...snow
Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 10-13-2005 08:28:31 AM
Does anyone, apart from Hillary Clinton and her soccer-mom "Won't somebody think of the children!" set actually listen to this guy??

If so, do they also believe that Cindy "OMG, GWB caused Hurricane Katrina!!1!" Sheehan is a legitimate 'anti-war protestor'?

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 10-13-2005 08:51:26 AM
"Look at me, I'm clever because I participated on TV!" linkie

quote:
I participated in a 48 Hours story a few years ago about Everquest, aka Evercrack. Ben Stein's son was addicted to the game, and Ben participated in the piece, on-camera. You gamers really wouldn't recognize an addiction if it bit you on your thumb glued to a controller. That's the point. It's the denial of the addict. See AA.

Oh, and enjoy the below. Take-Two isn't:

http://www.businessweek.com/innovate/content/oct2005/id20051012_993597.htm

Jack Thompson, with loves and kisses for all the gamers I never knew and don't want to


edit: forgot a bracket

Lechium fucked around with this message on 10-13-2005 at 08:52 AM.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 10-13-2005 09:32:07 AM
Amusingly, Gabe over at Penny Arcade seems to have had the same idea that we had, and he let Mr. Thompson know it.

quote:
Check out the big brain on Gabe!
You may have seen JackÂ’s proposal mentioned on various news sites. HeÂ’s offering 10 grand to charity if a game developer makes a game based on his insane proposal.

So I got his email address and I went ahead and sent Jack a note this morning:

10 grand is pretty weak man. Through our charity www.childsplaycharity.org gamers have given over half a million dollars in toys and cash to childrenÂ’s hospitals all over the country.

IÂ’ll let you know if he responds.

The fact is when we kick off ChildÂ’s Play 2005 on November 1st weÂ’ll be going global. WeÂ’ll be delivering videogames and toys to childrenÂ’s hospitals all over the world now. I donÂ’t think thereÂ’s any better response to JackÂ’s insane ramblings than that. Maybe Jack would like to donate his 10 grand to ChildÂ’s Play, that could buy a lot of Game Boys.


And less than an hour later...

quote:
My email sig had my phone number in it. Jack actually just called and screamed at me for a couple minutes. He said if I email him again I will “regret it”. What a violent man.

Someone explain to me why Jack Thompson hasn't been arrested / committed / beaten to death with a sack full of Mortal Kombat cartridges?

Mooj fucked around with this message on 10-13-2005 at 09:33 AM.

Maradon!
posted 10-13-2005 12:52:43 PM
quote:
diademing:
now take your normal "big buisness"... any of them. good people? no. would they intentionaly kill people for profit.....

LET'S DEMONIZE THE PRIVATE SECTOR SOME MORE HAR HAR

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-13-2005 12:56:16 PM
quote:
Mooj had this to say about dark elf butts:
Someone explain to me why Jack Thompson hasn't been arrested / committed / beaten to death with a sack full of Mortal Kombat cartridges?

Because there is no justice in this world

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 10-13-2005 01:38:13 PM
Maybe we should band all gamers together and spam him with mail with our phone numbers in it, and let him scream himself to death. I think it would be a fitting way to get rid of him.

Oh, and in response to "bullycide", Columbine, the most infamous of all school shootings, was not a result of bullying, per say. That incident happened because those 2 young men were shunned all through out highschool. Not bullied, shunned. They are even quoted as saying they did it "because no one cared about them".

Anakha fucked around with this message on 10-13-2005 at 01:43 PM.

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Sean
posted 10-13-2005 01:59:46 PM
per se
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-13-2005 02:14:19 PM
quote:
diadem's fortune cookie read:
now take your normal "big buisness"... any of them. good people? no. would they intentionaly kill people for profit.....

Don't be a moron.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-13-2005 02:15:11 PM
quote:
And coming in at #1 is Sean with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
per se

"swearing"

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Dave
)_(
posted 10-13-2005 02:18:42 PM
Someone could make a shock wave flash game for this guy and make an easy 10k.
diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-13-2005 06:31:59 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Don't be a moron.

get a job. hippy.

i phrased that wrong with the blanket statement... but for some of them, it does stand. profit over human life without a thought.

diadem fucked around with this message on 10-13-2005 at 06:32 PM.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Maradon!
posted 10-13-2005 07:46:00 PM
quote:
diademing:
i phrased that wrong with the blanket statement... but for some of them, it does stand. profit over human life without a thought.

And your proof of this is a quote from a movie.

Not just that but a movie where deconstructionism is a central theme

In the real world, though, oxygen doesn't get you high and wanton endangerment is illegal. Engaging in illegal activity is rather extremely dangerous to profit margins.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 10-13-2005 at 07:48 PM.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-13-2005 07:48:56 PM
more like blood diamonds, am i rite


There are industrys that generally don't care about human life. the game industry is not one of them.

diadem fucked around with this message on 10-13-2005 at 07:49 PM.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-13-2005 07:54:48 PM
quote:
Bent over the coffee table, Maradon! squealed:
And your proof of this is a quote from a movie.

Not just that but a movie where deconstructionism is a central theme

In the real world, though, oxygen doesn't get you high and wanton endangerment is illegal. Engaging in illegal activity is rather extremely dangerous to profit margins.


Well. . .cost/benefit has been shown to be a factor in car industry voluntary safety recalls. Heck, there's an ongoing example with Ford's refusal to recall and repair the "always hot" cruise control that has caused so many destroyed homes and fires, even though they've changed the design on new ones to conform to industry safety standards. And there's always the example of the famous GM (was it GM?) gas tanks outside the frame and causing fires during accidents. . . .

So while certainly not a safe blanket statement about big business in general, one can't dismiss it as silly, either.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Maradon!
posted 10-13-2005 08:13:10 PM
quote:
x--diademO-('-'Q) :
There are industrys that generally don't care about human life. the game industry is not one of them.

It's not the job of industry to care about human life.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-13-2005 08:15:05 PM
quote:
Maradon! painfully thought these words up:
It's not the job of industry to care about human life.


so then we agree that jack thompsons aggression towards the game industry could be better placed towards said industrys? (assuming, of course, his intention are what he claims they are)

diadem fucked around with this message on 10-13-2005 at 08:17 PM.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Mod
Pancake
posted 10-13-2005 08:17:56 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Maradon!:
It's not the job of industry to care about human life.

Wouldn't the value of human life be at the basis of pretty much every current moral philosophy, especially those that place immense value on the individual?

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Sean
posted 10-13-2005 08:18:20 PM
Jack Thompson's efforts could be better spent putting a bullet through his own brain, but you'll never convince him otherwise.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-13-2005 09:07:26 PM
quote:
Mod startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Wouldn't the value of human life be at the basis of pretty much every current moral philosophy, especially those that place immense value on the individual?

Unfortunately, libertarian (for lack of a better term) philosophy is centered around the self, and fuck the rest. So while it places immense value on individuality, it places little on humanity. Edit: it's social darwinism reborn, in essence.

Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 10-13-2005 at 09:07 PM.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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