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Topic: The Revolution is here
Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 09-15-2005 11:07:23 PM
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Discuss!

Somu Icewalker fucked around with this message on 09-15-2005 at 11:09 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-15-2005 11:09:29 PM
I'll let Sean sum up my thoughts on it:

[19:51] <Sean> A remote control that features a power button for the entire console
[19:51] <Sean> what the christ

[19:52] <Sean> With the DS and now this, I think it's safe to say Nintendo has lost their fucking minds.

[19:56] <Sean> It's very phallic.

[19:42] <ParceofWar> They're taking
[19:42] <nem-x> the hobbits
[19:42] <ParceofWar> to
[19:43] <nem-x> isengard
[19:43] <ParceofWar> They're
[19:43] <nem-x> taking the
[19:43] <ParceofWar> hobbits
[19:43] <nem-x> to isengard
[19:43] <ParceofWar> They're taking the
[19:43] <nem-x> hobbits
[19:44] <ParceofWar> to Isengard

Maradon!
posted 09-15-2005 11:11:33 PM
...
Maradon!
posted 09-15-2005 11:14:02 PM
It looks like their idealism is finally going to utterly sink a console

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 09-15-2005 at 11:16 PM.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 09-15-2005 11:16:02 PM
They're taking
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Naj
I asked for a title and didn't get banned!
posted 09-15-2005 11:22:10 PM
My first thoughts were "Swinging a sword around in a game like Zelda could be fun with that"

Would look rather.. goofy though

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 09-15-2005 11:23:18 PM
quote:
Naj impressed everyone with:
My first thoughts were "Swinging a sword around in a game like Zelda could be fun with that"

Would look rather.. goofy though


Way to fuck it up before it got off the ground, faggot.

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Naj
I asked for a title and didn't get banned!
posted 09-15-2005 11:24:04 PM
quote:
Snugglits had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Way to fuck it up before it got off the ground, faggot.

no u

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-15-2005 11:38:11 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Snugglits wrote:
Way to fuck it up before it got off the ground, faggot.

It's better this way, that was some stupid shit you were trying to start.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-15-2005 11:38:44 PM
quote:
Snugglits had this to say about Punky Brewster:
They're taking

the

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-15-2005 11:40:41 PM
Now my dream of playing a game using only the muscles in my vagina has come true!


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 09-15-2005 11:57:43 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
the

hobbits to

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-16-2005 12:05:55 AM
quote:
Snugglits has sealed the pact
hobbits to

Isengard

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 09-16-2005 12:09:10 AM
Goddamnit.

Even my Nintendo fanboism can't save me now.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-16-2005 12:09:57 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough's fortune cookie read:
Goddamnit.

Even my Nintendo fanboism can't save me now.


they're ta

Steven Steve
posted 09-16-2005 12:12:02 AM
Tetris?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-16-2005 12:14:22 AM
quote:
Quoth Mr. Parcelan:
they're ta

king the hob

Oh, fuck it: welcome to Corneria!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 09-16-2005 12:19:09 AM
I see potential, not for a lot of genres, but think of the first person shooter market alone.

Think of the two major shooter-types we have now: The arcade or home versions of game like Time Crisis, House of the Dead, Virtua Cop, etc. where you're moved around to different screens without any control and made to shoot as guys pop out at you. I like dropping quarters into those games for fun at the arcades, they're a good thing.

Now move onto the second type of shooters, the Goldeneyes, Perfect Darks, (And to a lesser extent) the Halo's. Games where you control the movement of your character, but lack the fast-aiming feel of the first kind of shooter. Analog sticks may be the best we've found so far to aim crosshairs with, but combine the two styles and you've got a free-movement styled Time Crisis, or a much more interactive Perfect Dark to play on. Then throw in a reasonably large television to sit in front of, and the online play promised to us by Nintendo, and I'm thinking of amazingly fun times that nobody else can come close to with just an analog stick.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 09-16-2005 12:22:10 AM
quote:
Rodent King had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I see potential, not for a lot of genres, but think of the first person shooter market alone.

Think of the two major shooter-types we have now: The arcade or home versions of game like Time Crisis, House of the Dead, Virtua Cop, etc. where you're moved around to different screens without any control and made to shoot as guys pop out at you. I like dropping quarters into those games for fun at the arcades, they're a good thing.

Now move onto the second type of shooters, the Goldeneyes, Perfect Darks, (And to a lesser extent) the Halo's. Games where you control the movement of your character, but lack the fast-aiming feel of the first kind of shooter. Analog sticks may be the best we've found so far to aim crosshairs with, but combine the two styles and you've got a free-movement styled Time Crisis, or a much more interactive Perfect Dark to play on. Then throw in a reasonably large television to sit in front of, and the online play promised to us by Nintendo, and I'm thinking of amazingly fun times that nobody else can come close to with just an analog stick.


By that logic, you'll never have as much fun as the owners of Steel Battalion, what with all our sticks and buttons and knobs.

Of course, you won't have as much fun, so I guess that's actually a pretty valid argument.

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Maradon!
posted 09-16-2005 12:25:29 AM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Rodent King booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Now move onto the second type of shooters, the Goldeneyes, Perfect Darks, (And to a lesser extent) the Halo's. Games where you control the movement of your character, but lack the fast-aiming feel of the first kind of shooter. Analog sticks may be the best we've found so far to aim crosshairs with, but combine the two styles and you've got a free-movement styled Time Crisis, or a much more interactive Perfect Dark to play on. Then throw in a reasonably large television to sit in front of, and the online play promised to us by Nintendo, and I'm thinking of amazingly fun times that nobody else can come close to with just an analog stick.

What you're describing sounds amazingly awkward and really not at all better than just using an analog stick.

BTW - Halo outsold Goldeneye and Perfect Dark by a whole lot, just fyi.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-16-2005 12:30:24 AM
quote:
Maradon! wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
BTW - Halo outsold Goldeneye and Perfect Dark by a whole lot, just fyi.

Halo outsold all sorts of games that are better than Halo.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sean
posted 09-16-2005 12:31:42 AM
I think whoever meant that Halo had better controls for a console FPS than Goldeneye and Perfect Dark.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 09-16-2005 12:33:13 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about (_|_):
What you're describing sounds amazingly awkward and really not at all better than just using an analog stick.

BTW - Halo outsold Goldeneye and Perfect Dark by a whole lot, just fyi.


I remember seeing my nephews take up Mario Kart for the first time way back in the day. They had to learn to use the D-pad instead of just turning the controller in the direction they wanted to go. (I'm sure we've all seen people wave the controller in the direction they're trying to do in-game) So it may be more intuitive than you think. I really don't know, it took a while to get used to analog sticks after growing up on D-pads for the first part of my gaming life too.

I'm just optimistic about it, Nintendo's touch pad and microphone in a portable system has turned out to be a great idea that's opened the door to many new kinds of games, maybe this'll do the same.

I'm a fan of Halo, Perfect Dark, and Goldeneye too mind you, I just meant that Halo has more of a vehicle-based element where the other two don't. I threw it in there for anyone who didn't recognize the first two.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Maradon!
posted 09-16-2005 12:35:00 AM
quote:
JooJooFloping:
Halo outsold all sorts of games that are better than Halo.

Better in what way?

Because retail sales are really the only means of comparison that count.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 09-16-2005 12:36:03 AM
quote:
Maradon! stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Better in what way?

Because retail sales are really the only means of comparison that count.


Do you consider the Sims to be better than, well, whatever your favorite game is just because it sold more?

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-16-2005 01:17:09 AM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Kegwen absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Do you consider the Sims to be better than, well, whatever your favorite game is just because it sold more?

One shouldn't confuse taste with quality, which is Maradon's point. Liking something has nothing to do with quality, really; it's a matter of taste.

In order to compare quality, everyone first needs to agree on common criteria.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Father McKenzie
Pancake
posted 09-16-2005 01:38:47 AM
quote:
Bloodsage wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
One shouldn't confuse taste with quality, which is Maradon's point. Liking something has nothing to do with quality, really; it's a matter of taste.

In order to compare quality, everyone first needs to agree on common criteria.


Sales can't be that criteria, as Maradon insists, because there are a number of aspects that change sales that are in no way related to the game (marketing and timing, most notably).

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-16-2005 01:40:45 AM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Father McKenzie absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Sales can't be that criteria, as Maradon insists, because there are a number of aspects that change sales that are in no way related to the game (marketing and timing, most notably).

Why not? Despite what certain idealists would have us believe, real-world success is indeed an indication of quality.

Edit: as a matter of fact, it can be argued convincingly that it's the only--or at least one of the few--indications that matter.

Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 09-16-2005 at 01:42 AM.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Malbi
posted 09-16-2005 01:47:39 AM
Its definately an Interesting approach.
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
LeMiere
posted 09-16-2005 02:01:53 AM
I... think I like it.

I think I like it more than sex!

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-16-2005 02:10:48 AM
quote:
Maradon! was listening to Cher while typing:
Better in what way?

Because retail sales are really the only means of comparison that count.


Wow, Deer Hunter must be the best game ever!

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 09-16-2005 at 02:11 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-16-2005 02:21:52 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about John Romero:
Why not? Despite what certain idealists would have us believe, real-world success is indeed an indication of quality.

Edit: as a matter of fact, it can be argued convincingly that it's the only--or at least one of the few--indications that matter.


Games are a bit unique in that regard. The quality of a game, while somewhat able to be judged by real-world success, can't fully be judged by real-world success.

For example, let's look at Enter the Matrix. The game sold like hotcakes because of the Matrix name, but Matrix fanboys and hardcore gamers alike chimed in with a resounding chorus of boos for the game.

There are also many games available that don't sell well because of a distinct lack of marketing. Disgaea for the PS2 is a primary example of this. The game wasn't produced in huge numbers due to a fear that it would flop in the states. That theory, however, was proven wrong as the game became popular. While the sales numbers may not put it up there with the recent crappy movie tie-in, it is still better in the eyes of many. The movie tie-in, though, is looked at as bad, by even the fans of the movie.

So, yeah. If every game were to have equal distribution and equal advertisement, sales would be a great way to measure success. This is often not the case, however.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-16-2005 02:37:22 AM
quote:
Bloodsage got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
king the hob

bits t

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 09-16-2005 03:13:28 AM
o ise
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Mod
Pancake
posted 09-16-2005 04:16:43 AM
Even as someone who deplores Nintendo's approach to gaming in the last few years I can see the potential in this. A trigger in the back is a good idea and consoles have needed a pointing device for a long time, maybe console FPS games will be somewhat less laughable with this. Hopefully this will force MS and Sony to ship with a USB mouse.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 09-16-2005 04:23:28 AM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
bits t

o Isengard

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 09-16-2005 05:03:22 AM
What the fuck.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 09-16-2005 05:08:02 AM
quote:
Alidane wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
What the fuck.

the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-16-2005 05:17:15 AM
to Isengard to Isengard
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 09-16-2005 09:04:24 AM
Everyone is confusing Nintendo with some other console that has good FPS games. D:
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