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Topic: The New Loonatics
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-28-2005 11:09:16 PM

JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 08-28-2005 at 11:11 PM.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Suddar
posted 08-28-2005 11:11:16 PM
Better, and yet somehow just as bad.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-28-2005 11:13:16 PM
quote:
Suddar's fortune cookie read:
Better, and yet somehow just as bad.

Yes.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-28-2005 11:16:50 PM
I'd hit it.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Alaan
posted 08-28-2005 11:17:48 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I'd hit it.

There is a ringing endorsement!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-28-2005 11:21:25 PM
At least the original had a chance to be funny when it would be mocked. This new shit is just gonna inspire all kinds of gay cartoon porn.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 08-28-2005 11:28:00 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when JooJooFlop wrote:
At least the original had a chance to be funny when it would be mocked.

Comedy Gold. This thread gets a 5 just for that.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-28-2005 11:33:23 PM
WTF is that shit?

On a completely different note, Alaan wins the internet with his sigpic.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Steven Steve
posted 08-28-2005 11:49:06 PM
Must WB insist on making my life miserable?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Alaan
posted 08-29-2005 12:15:30 AM
quote:
Kuroi Madoushi impressed everyone with:
WTF is that shit?

On a completely different note, Alaan wins the internet with his sigpic.


Oh how I hope he is in The Second Raid. His assistant is.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-29-2005 12:33:07 AM
quote:
Alaan thought about the meaning of life:
Oh how I hope he is in The Second Raid. His assistant is.

Hasn't been there so far, 6 episodes in.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Alaan
posted 08-29-2005 12:46:01 AM
quote:
Kuroi Madoushi enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Hasn't been there so far, 6 episodes in.

7. ANd god 7 is depressing.

On topic: How long until it gets canned after airing?

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-29-2005 12:50:50 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Alaan wrote:
On topic: How long until it gets canned after airing?

3 to 5 episodes.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-29-2005 01:16:49 AM
Worse.

but that satire cartoon is hilarious!

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Skaw
posted 08-29-2005 01:18:09 AM
Ouch. My childhood.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-29-2005 08:14:52 AM
It's an improvement, but not by much. At least now a few characters seem to have taylored personalities, rather than just being jagged enraged versions of the 1930s characters. The descriptions in the Bios section are still corny. This has more of a Teen Titans / Justice League feel. Though I don't expect much from it (and won't catch the pilot; it premiers on Friday night at midnight?), it should at least be tolerable.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Flea
Pancake
posted 08-29-2005 08:32:47 AM
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-29-2005 08:40:13 AM
Loonatics is a disgrace, enough on that topic. In other news...

Holy shit, is that the Viewtiful Joe anime that I see on that site? It is! It is! Okay, maybe I'll have to pay a little more attention to WB again.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 08-29-2005 10:56:38 AM

For the lazy who don't want to click through the site for the whole lineup

It is an improvement from the original designs... but that isn't saying a whole lot considering how atrocious the originals were

Ares
posted 08-29-2005 10:58:14 AM
I wonder if Roadrunner will talk, or just beep! like in the original?
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-29-2005 11:03:47 AM
quote:
Ares really knows where her towel is...
I wonder if Roadrunner will talk, or just beep! like in the original?
quote:
Unfortunately, he also happens to talk as fast as he runs, which can sometimes make it very hard for everyone else to keep up with him.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Ares
posted 08-29-2005 11:05:27 AM
quote:
`Doc painfully thought these words up:
[QB][/QB]

Thanks Doc'...

Man, that sucks.. Roadrunner should JUST beep!..

Cobalt Katze
Pancake
posted 08-29-2005 12:28:48 PM
Go go Power Rangers...
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-29-2005 12:50:52 PM
I hope everyone responsible for Loonatics gets anal tumors.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-29-2005 12:53:34 PM
wait.. you mean that Maxim article I read about this wasn't a joke? .. good lord..
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-29-2005 01:18:23 PM
Hmm. Just something I noticed.

Ace Bunny = Cyclops
Lexi Bunny = Jean Grey
Tech E Coyote = Magneto
Danger Duck = Nightcrawler + Jubilee
Rev Runner = Quicksilver
I'm not sure who would best match Slam Tasmanian.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-29-2005 01:53:31 PM
Hmm I didn't realize this was being made by the same people who did Mega Babies (did a wiki search). Maybe it won't be TOO terrible. As long as you think of it as something completely unrelated to Looney Tunes.

Mega Babies was pretty damned funny.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-29-2005 02:49:29 PM
I'M EXTREEEEEME (nsfw.)
Maradon!
posted 08-29-2005 03:02:03 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Aury who doth quote:
I'M EXTREEEEEME (nsfw.)

(psst... this was already posted in this very thread)

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-29-2005 03:03:44 PM
quote:
Maradon! was naked while typing this:
(psst... this was already posted in this very thread)

And uncensored to boot.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 08-29-2005 04:58:35 PM
First WB fucked up Batman now Loonie Toons....nothing is sacred.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-29-2005 05:47:39 PM
Ok, the person or persons responsible need to be anally violated with an over-revved power drill.

Repeatedly.

Especially the person who committed that sacrilege on Wile E. Coyote.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-29-2005 07:51:55 PM
No matter how much you dress it up, Loonatics is sacrilege. :x
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Skaw
posted 08-29-2005 08:43:58 PM
quote:
Mooj obviously shouldn't have said:
Loonatics is a disgrace, enough on that topic. In other news...

Holy shit, is that the Viewtiful Joe anime that I see on that site? It is! It is! Okay, maybe I'll have to pay a little more attention to WB again.


Avoid it. Wait for the DVDs. They're going to cut out so many of the jokes that made the series so great, such as the Ass-Falling Joe name Joker gives Joe during their first encounter.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-29-2005 10:56:12 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Maradon!!
(psst... this was already posted in this very thread)

I posted it months upon months ago. >

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-29-2005 11:23:51 PM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Cuba:
Ok, the person or persons responsible need to be anally violated with an over-revved power drill.

Repeatedly.

Especially the person who committed that sacrilege on Wile E. Coyote.


'Super Genius'. Can't forget that part. He is the 'Super Genius'

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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 08-30-2005 04:49:41 AM
quote:
This one time, at Janus. camp:
First WB fucked up Batman now Loonie Toons....nothing is sacred.

Hey, there was nothing wrong with "Batman Beyond". I thought it was ok. Besides it was Joel (bat nipples) Schumacher that royally screwed the Batman franchise. Also, I'm not going to base my opinion on a new show just on a few publicity stills. Just going to wait 'til I see at least three episodes. Then I would know if it sucks or it'll be great.

Freschel Spindrift fucked around with this message on 08-30-2005 at 04:50 AM.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-30-2005 04:56:49 AM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Hey, there was nothing wrong with "Batman Beyond". I thought it was ok. Besides it was Joel (bat nipples) Schumacher that royally screwed the Batman franchise. Also, I'm not going to base my opinion on a new show just on a few publicity stills. Just going to wait 'til I see at least three episodes. Then I would know if it sucks or it'll be great.

I don't think he's talking about Batman Beyond. There is nobody in existance who would say that that was a bad show. I think he's referring to "The Batman", that travesty of a show that's trying to pass itself off as a Batman series.

When you watch three episodes of the show, let me know. I'll be right there to tell you that the universe will not be refunding that hour and a half of your life.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 08-30-2005 11:00:34 AM
quote:
Mooj said this about your mom:
I don't think he's talking about Batman Beyond. There is nobody in existance who would say that that was a bad show. I think he's referring to "The Batman", that travesty of a show that's trying to pass itself off as a Batman series.

When you watch three episodes of the show, let me know. I'll be right there to tell you that the universe will not be refunding that hour and a half of your life.


Three? God, one episode of The Batman was more than enough for me. I miss the original animated series, that was the shiznit

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 08-30-2005 02:35:51 PM
Oh, my bad. I should of said that I'll see at least three episodes of "Loonatics" before I make an opinion on it.

On "The Batman", I wasn't impressed, but it wasn't the worst I saw.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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