I'm going to need the following positions filled:
-Propogandists
-Secret Police
-People who revere me as the second Messiah
-People who make up words like 'gulag' and 'kashisti'
-A sculptor
-People to seduce my enemies and expose them in public for executions
-Souflee Chefs
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There was much rejoicing when JooJooFlop said this:
Souffle
NOT IN THIS REGIME
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How.... Snugglits.... uughhhhhh:
What shall my position be so that I can serve the people?
You shall be a professional scapegoatist. You are to find scapegoats that we can pin the country's failing economy, crushed spirits and stone age technology.
Popular choices include:
-Anyone from "Whose Line is It Anyways"
-Ben Stiller
-Livestock
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and JooJooFlop was all like:
Okay, I'll go bake you a delicious mispronunciation of South Lee.
This regime is off to a great start.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
This regime is off to a great start.
I was actualy hopeing to seduce your mimes and expose them for execution.
Jackman fucked around with this message on 08-07-2005 at 01:29 AM.
Oh and I thought it was a cool song/video too.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Question not the Leader's word, for he is the Voice of God and salvation comes only through him.
Use me.
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This insanity brought to you by Zair:
I make a great subordinate.
So long as you don't ask him to do anything, he's a great 'yes-man'. 
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Vorbis had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I just clipped my finger nails with toe-nail clippers in my friend's bathroom. In a bit I will be getting a couple crunch-wraps from Taco Bell (before they close) for me and my friend. Life is amazing.
Dude, you gotta have the cheesy gordita crunch. It's pretty much the best thing Taco Bell has ever served, and it's finally back!
Uhh.. for the motherland.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is pitiful attempt at a joke.
GOOOOOOOO Communism!
It's not something people hear about.
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Liam had this to say about (_|_):
Herr Parcelan? For shame. I've brought an ice pick.
Why don't you do some ice-picking on that Manticore's brain there.
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Mr. Parcelan got a whole lot of nerve:
Why don't you do some ice-picking on that Manticore's brain there.
You insult me by assuming it hasn't been done. His body was dropped out over the Pacific.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Why don't you do some ice-picking on that Manticore's brain there.
And Paint Thinner, who cannot even grasp fictional military rank.
It's not something people hear about.
As a start:
Bavk
This can either be a rifle or a Russian soup.
