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Topic: I am instituting a communist regime
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-07-2005 01:20:20 PM
People who can't spell well are causing our society to turn into waste. They are the cause of our problems.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-07-2005 02:17:54 PM
u suk
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-07-2005 02:25:16 PM
quote:
Trent impressed everyone with:
u suk

A threat to the freedoms of the people! Quickly, Secret Police! Spray him with a supersoaker so that it looks like he wet his pants and all the girls he likes laugh at him!

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-07-2005 02:40:19 PM
That excuse just might work.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-07-2005 03:00:08 PM
I request to be in charge of infestations.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-07-2005 03:09:27 PM
I will "bake souffles" for the new regime. Yes. They shall be mighty "souffles" which will shake the cities of our enemies to the ground! Yeeees...mighty kiloton-range souffles...
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-07-2005 06:16:48 PM
Am I really as bad as DPT?
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Ryuujin
posted 08-08-2005 01:16:18 AM
In capitalism, man exploits man -- In communism it's exactly the opposite.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-08-2005 04:55:47 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about John Romero:
I will "bake souffles" for the new regime. Yes. They shall be mighty "souffles" which will shake the cities of our enemies to the ground! Yeeees...mighty kiloton-range souffles...

What happens if someone makes a loud noise and they fall?

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-08-2005 08:06:33 AM
In communist Parcelandia, souffle make noise and you fall.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-08-2005 04:32:06 PM
The war on capitalist swine is not going fast enough. We need fresh recruits to fight the enemies of freedom!

Henceforth, I am authorizing Ja'Deth to begin forcing marriages and authorizing Mortious to begin forcing mating.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-08-2005 04:38:43 PM
Oh goody who can I mate with? (hopes its someone/thing good)
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-08-2005 08:42:38 PM
...You can mate with DPT. Mortious will ensure the right person is top.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-08-2005 08:45:54 PM
quote:
From the book of Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael, chapter 3, verse 16:
...You can mate with DPT. Mortious will ensure the right person is top.

Oh that would be me.. Im a top!

wacks johnson on bed post...

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 08-08-2005 09:10:51 PM
quote:
Jackman wrote this stupid crap:
Oh that would be me.. Im a top!

wacks johnson on bed post...


The creepiness and frequency of your posts has now far exceeded my comfort level.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-08-2005 10:08:57 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Noxhil2 said:
The creepiness and frequency of your posts has now far exceeded my comfort level.

Hush child, it's time for me to practice my puppeteering.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 08-08-2005 10:10:05 PM
I'm totaly inept, useless and i spend WAY to much money... how best can I serve the motherland, comrade?
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 08-09-2005 06:32:48 AM
Oh alright. What can I be used for?

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-09-2005 01:39:06 PM
<bombs the Great Distillery Works> Mwhahaha! Now what will your masses drink to keep them inebriated and easy to control, Parcelin?! Viva la Resistance! <burrows back into the Underground>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-09-2005 02:26:02 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Katrinity:
<bombs the Great Distillery Works> Mwhahaha! Now what will your masses drink to keep them inebriated and easy to control, Parcelin?! Viva la Resistance! <burrows back into the Underground>

<opens pants, begins to pee>

"Ahhh.... such a relief... I really had to pee... how convenient that there's a hole right here.... ahhh... smells a little bit like fox though."

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-09-2005 03:12:27 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Tarquinn wrote:
<opens pants, begins to pee>

"Ahhh.... such a relief... I really had to pee... how convenient that there's a hole right here.... ahhh... smells a little bit like fox though."


Hey! I just cleaned up in here! <grumbles and starts mopping>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-09-2005 03:36:12 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about John Romero:
<opens pants, begins to pee>

"Ahhh.... such a relief... I really had to pee... how convenient that there's a hole right here.... ahhh... smells a little bit like fox though."


Ahem Comerade have you a voucher to pee in holes? to Do so without one is in violation of Parcel code 12-bt-1040.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-09-2005 04:15:59 PM
quote:
Jackman had this to say about Tron:
Ahem Comerade have you a voucher to pee in holes? to Do so without one is in violation of Parcel code 12-bt-1040.

Back to being molested by DPT with you!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 08-09-2005 08:08:41 PM
I'm a big fan of '1984', so I have decided to start the propaganda now, before the Katrinesistance can gain more support.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 08-09-2005 08:15:41 PM
quote:
From the book of Rodent King, chapter 3, verse 16:
I'm a big fan of '1984', so I have decided to start the propaganda now, before the Katrinesistance can gain more support.

It has come to my knowledge that not only does Rodent King eat babies, he doesn't even cook them.

EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-09-2005 11:13:35 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this about your mom:
Back to being molested by DPT with you!

no no no its the other way around..I molest them. I have a permit!

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 08-10-2005 02:13:28 AM
Hey are we going to have a culture revolution? If so, I'll be a minister of culture. Please, please, please, please? I got 500 tubs of sour cream to prove it.

Freschel Spindrift fucked around with this message on 08-10-2005 at 02:14 AM.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-10-2005 06:29:39 PM
Communist? Mo' like democratic party, am I rite.

Anyway, I'm up for whatever. I could go for some rebelhunting just to get revenge on Kat for totally ditching the resistance the last time we had some totalitarianism around here (well, theocracy, but whatever).




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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-10-2005 06:34:22 PM

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 08-10-2005 at 06:35 PM.

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