The A-Team
Aeon Flux
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The movie
Basic Instinct 2
Baywatch
Bean 2
Big Mommas House 2
The Blob (second remake)
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Brazilian Job
Bruce Almighty 2
The Butterfly Effect 2
Carlitos Way: Rise to Power
Casino Royale
Changeling
Charlottes Web
Cheaper by the Dozen 2
Dallas
Day of the Dead
Deuce Biggelow European Gigolo
Dirty Harry
The Dukes of Hazzard
Dungeons & Dragons 2
The Evil Dead (2 movies in production)
The Fast and the Furious 3
Final Destination 3
Flash Gordon
Footloose
Fox and the Hound 2
Garfield 2
Get Smart
The Grudge 2
Harry Potter (3 movies in production)
He-Man
Hellboy 2
Highlander 5
The Hills Have Eyes
The Hitcher
House Party
I Dream of Jeanie
Ice Age 2
The Incredible Shrinking Man
Indiana Jones 4
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (second remake)
Johnny Bravo
Jurassic Park 4
Kikis Delivery Service
King Kong
Knight Rider
Kung Pao 2
Land of the Lost
The Legend of Zorro
The Librarian 2
Logans Run
Mad Max; Fury Road
Miami Vice
Mission Impossible 3
Mortal Kombat: Devastation
Mrs. Doubtfire 2
The Munsters
National Treasure 2
Oh God!
The Omen 666
The Passion of the Clerks
The Pink Panther
Pirates of the Caribbean (two movies)
Porkys
The Poseidon Adventure
The Producers
The Punisher 2
Puss in Boots
Rambo 4
Red Dwarf
Rent
Resident Evil:Afterlife
Revenge of the Nerds
Rush Hour 3
The Santa Clause 3
Saw 2
Scanners
Shazam!
Shrek 3
The Simpsons
Sin City (2 movies)
Spider-Man 3
Superman Returns
Swiss Family Robinson
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Terminator 4
The Three Stooges
Toy Story 3
The Toy
The Transporter 2
Under Seige 3
Underworld: Evolution
Untitled Batman Begins sequel
Untitled Star Trek prequel
Untitled Texas Chainsaw Massacre prequel
The Untouchables: Capone Rising
Wonder Woman
X-Men 3
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Most of them have been verified, some are questionable though.
Rambo 4?? Terminator 4? Highlander 5? Fast & Furious 3? D&D 2?
Anyone else wonder why movie sales are in decline? 
Kevin Smith?!
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CBTao wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
The Passion of the ClerksKevin Smith?!
Yeah, and he initially said after J&SB Strike Back, that he was done with the View Askew Universe, guess not.
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Reynar's momma typed this shizzle:
Baywatch
The first movie filmed entirely in slow motion!
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
It's not something people hear about.
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Reynar had this to say about Cuba:
The A-Team - ...Why?
Aeon Flux - ... Please No
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The movie - ...OMG Why wont this retarded shit die.
Basic Instinct 2 - ... Why?
Baywatch - ...
Bean 2 - ... What?
Big Mommas House 2 - ... First one was kinda funny if stupid
The Blob (second remake) - ... No matter how many times you make it, its never going to be good!
The Bourne Ultimatum - ... Retarded
The Brazilian Job - ... What?
Bruce Almighty 2 - ... First one was funny, dont see any sequel potential for it though.
The Butterfly Effect 2 - ... First one was a letdown.
Carlitos Way: Rise to Power - ... Meh
Casino Royale - ... What?
Changeling - ... Monica loved the orginal, could be decently redone, and should be.
Charlottes Web - ... Childhood Favorite, doesn't need to be done, but nice all the same, good for the girls.
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 - ... God no...
Dallas - ...omfg why...
Day of the Dead - ...overkill
Deuce Biggelow European Gigolo - ...meh
Dirty Harry - ... Why mess with this?
The Dukes of Hazzard - ... Looks retarded from the previews. Really bad.
Dungeons & Dragons 2 - ... Could have been done SO well.Fucked up do to inexperienced director/writers and HORRIBLE acting. LoTRs has proven it's viable though. I'd give it a second shot.
The Evil Dead (2 movies in production) -
The Fast and the Furious 3 - ... Meh.
Final Destination 3 - ... First one Rocked, Second was lame (But had best death scene in any movie!), no reason for a third.
Flash Gordon - ... ROFL, I'd watch it.
Footloose - ...
Fox and the Hound 2 - ... Disney and thier Sequel mindset is retarded. There is no sequel potential here.
The Grudge 2 - ... First one sucked ass, why bother.
Harry Potter (3 movies in production) - ... Love em.
He-Man - ...
Hellboy 2 - ... Eh, first one was really only okay.
Highlander 5 - ... It's dead.. Let it die. PLEASE LET IT DIE.
The Hills Have Eyes - ... Rather creepy movie, could be redone well.
I Dream of Jeanie - ... Loved the TV Show as a kid, would make a crappy movie though....... But I'd probably still go watch it.
Ice Age 2 - ... Meh.
Indiana Jones 4 - ...
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (second remake) - ... Meh.
Jurassic Park 4 - ... Let it go...
King Kong - ... Previews look pretty damn sweet!
Knight Rider - ... ROFL, but omg why?
Kung Pao 2 - ... Ugh...
Land of the Lost - ... Weird.
The Legend of Zorro - ... Sequel to Mask of Zorro Banderas Movie? If so, kinda cool, I liked that movie and it had potential.
The Librarian 2 - ... Ugh.
Logans Run - ... Interesting.
Mad Max; Fury Road - ... God no, please...
Miami Vice - ...Ugh.
Mission Impossible 3 - ... Meh, didn't like the others.
Mortal Kombat: Devastation - ...
Mrs. Doubtfire 2 - ... Meh.
The Munsters - ... Eh.
National Treasure 2 - ... Defeats the purpose of the tile and point of the movie...
Pirates of the Caribbean (two movies) - ...
Porkys - ... ROFL, but eh, no point. The originals are classics and shouldnt be redone.
Rambo 4 - ... ROFL, no...
Resident Evil:Afterlife - ... I'd watch it, I liked the others.
Revenge of the Nerds - ... Same as porkies.
Rush Hour 3 - ... Hehe.
The Santa Clause 3 - ... Ugh.
Saw 2 - ... No, this movie sucked and was just a "Wtf" movie, it also left nothing to build on.
Scanners - ... Eh, no point.
Shazam! - ... ROFL.
Shrek 3 - ... You could expect this one.
The Simpsons - ... Wonder why it hasnt been done already, hell Beavis and Butthead got thier own Feature movie.
Spider-Man 3 - ... Waiting for it.
Superman Returns - ... Ill go.
Swiss Family Robinson - ... Not really worth it.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - ...
Terminator 4 - ... This series is DEAD. DEAD man.
The Three Stooges - ... Pointless, as without them, there is no point.
Toy Story 3 - ... Why...
Under Seige 3 - ...Ugh.
Underworld: Evolution - ... Sweet! The first oen rocked, a sequel would be cool.
Untitled Batman Begins sequel - ... This one was pretty much expected.
Untitled Star Trek prequel - ... Why... just why....
Untitled Texas Chainsaw Massacre prequel - ... Ugh, not again.
The Untouchables: Capone Rising - ...ROFL The title makes me laugh.
Wonder Woman - ... Been around for a while, please god not another Catwoman, do it right.
X-Men 3 - ... Waiting for it.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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The propaganda machine of Reynar's junta released this statement:
Yeah, and he initially said after J&SB Strike Back, that he was done with the View Askew Universe, guess not.
And then he did Jersey Girl. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The A-Team - Please be good, I hope a plan comes together.
Aeon Flux - What? I never saw the first one, thank god from what I hear
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The movie - Going to be fucked up.
Basic Instinct 2 - k
Baywatch - The first movie filmed entirely in slow motion!
Bean 2 - Currently wearing a Johnny English shirt 
Big Mommas House 2 - Saw part of the first one.
The Blob (second remake) - Maybe it'll be like the remake of the US Godzilla movie, oh wait was on Family Guy
The Bourne Ultimatum - Hey I liked the first two.
The Brazilian Job - meh
Bruce Almighty 2 - Why?
The Butterfly Effect 2 - Again, why?
Carlitos Way: Rise to Power - Sounds fun?
Casino Royale - Could be good.
Changeling - Cool?
Charlottes Web - Live Action?
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 - Retarded.
Dallas - Haha, thats amusing.
Day of the Dead - Hey wheres Manny?
Deuce Biggelow European Gigolo - Yeh, good luck with that.
Dirty Harry - 
The Dukes of Hazzard - Yeh, Jessica Simpson is hot and all but, I think it looks like crap.
Dungeons & Dragons 2 - Perhaps it'll be better this time round.
The Evil Dead (2 movies in production)- Woo?
The Fast and the Furious 3 - Hey its a better title than 2 fast 2 furious.
Final Destination 3 - Yeh, again why?
Flash Gordon - Sounds like fun.
Footloose - Sounds like a horrible time.
Fox and the Hound 2 - Hey, yeh Disney needs to think of things other than $$.
Garfield 2 - Great.
Get Smart - Yeh, Steve Carrel is going to be in it can anyone find me a picture of him as Uncle Arthur?
The Grudge 2 - Fun!
Harry Potter (3 movies in production)- Hey I like the movies, and I might read them after I finish The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
He-Man - Yes! I loved the show, and 80s movie, better be good.
Hellboy 2 - Somewhat enjoyed the first one.
Highlander 5 - Hey he's immortal right?
The Hills Have Eyes - Creepy.
The Hitcher - Creepy.
House Party - No way.
I Dream of Jeanie - They better not cast someone I can't stand!
Ice Age 2 - The meltdown! I wonder whats going to happen.
The Incredible Shrinking Man - Really thats Incredible!
Indiana Jones 4 - Happy Days!
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (second remake) - Sweet
Johnny Bravo - No way!
Jurassic Park 4 - Better not be retarded!
Kikis Delivery Service - A remake? A live action thing? and WHY?
King Kong - Looks sweet.
Knight Rider - Man, I'd see it.
Kung Pao 2 - Even I thought that was retarded.
Land of the Lost - A remake of which one? Will Stink be there?
The Legend of Zorro - Yeh I saw a preview, looks umm entertaining?
The Librarian 2 - Oh okay.
Logans Run - Words can't describe what I'm feeling, but hey it could be good.
Mad Max; Fury Road - Masterblaster!
Miami Vice - Hey Vice City good, oh wait that was a game.
Mission Impossible 3 - Liked the first one, never saw the second one.
Mortal Kombat: Devastation - Great.
Mrs. Doubtfire 2 - What?
The Munsters - Better be in black and white!
National Treasure 2 - Never saw the first one.
Oh God! - Oh God! indeed.
The Omen 666 - Omen 666, indeed.
The Passion of the Clerks - Another wonderful romp into New Jersey, right?
The Pink Panther - I'm still waiting for the atari 2600 game to come out, when it does then we can talk.
Pirates of the Caribbean (two movies) - Hurrah, Depp best be in them!
Porkys - No.
The Poseidon Adventure - Haha, amazing.
The Producers - Was that the one that was made by Mel Brooks in the 70s, and was a silent film?
The Punisher 2 - Never saw the first one.
Puss in Boots - What?
Rambo 4 - What?
Red Dwarf - Hurrah!
Rent - Yeh I saw a preview for it.
Resident Evil:Afterlife - Really?
Revenge of the Nerds - Hey it is our time, or so that movietickets.com commerical that plays before the movie would have me believe.
Rush Hour 3 - Great.
The Santa Clause 3 - Great.
Saw 2 - Great.
Scanners - Is it anything like Sneakers?
Shazam! - What? Why?
Shrek 3 - Hurrah.
The Simpsons - 2006.
Sin City (2 movies) - Hurrah.
Spider-Man 3 - Hurrah!
Superman Returns - Hurrah! another superhero movie.
Swiss Family Robinson - Will there be monkey butlers?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Do they really have to ruin a childhood memory? Wait I'm too young to have that happen! NO!
Terminator 4 - Great.
The Three Stooges - No! Just no!
Toy Story 3 - Yes.
The Toy - If the dad isn't a member of the KKK then it won't be any good!
The Transporter 2 - Yeh, everytime I see that I think of 47.
Under Seige 3 - ?
Underworld: Evolution - Will there be a Halflife 2 mod released?
Untitled Batman Begins sequel - Yeh better be as good if not better than the first.
Untitled Star Trek prequel - Hurrah, wait no I'd go see it anyway.
Untitled Texas Chainsaw Massacre prequel - Meh.
The Untouchables: Capone Rising - Meh.
Wonder Woman - Haha, oh you can't have a superhero movie with just a woman, what would women start to believe, that they can wear slacks in the workplace or something?
X-Men 3 - Better be good, oh it will be, they have a Knight as Magneto. (Glance on over at the sig pic, and don't tell me that isn't Gandalf in drag!)
It's not something people hear about.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Reynar said:
He-Man
Awesome.
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Sean had this to say about John Romero:
Neither of you are qualified in any way, shape or form to provide the smallest bit of commentary on the validity of these new movies.
Hey its a free forum! But yes I agree with you. 
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Reynar had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
The Incredible Shrinking Man
I wonder if any hot women will be in it... 
...oh crap, my fetish is showing. >_>
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Sean had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Neither of you are qualified in any way, shape or form to provide the smallest bit of commentary on the validity of these new movies.
I think I do just fine thanks. 
Terminator is dead Sean, let it go.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
The Butterfly Effect 2 - ....what?
Fox and the Hound 2 - STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT THERE. DON'T YOU DARE KILL THAT AWESOME MOVIE. ;____;
Johnny Bravo - Yay.
Kikis Delivery Service - o_O Miyazaki is remaking it or is it a different interpretation on the original work?
Kung Pao 2 - FINALLY. FIN-A-FRICKIN-LY. (assuming this is a typo and it's Kung Pow: Enter the Fist's sequel. If not... )
The Passion of the Clerks - ...oh my.
The Santa Clause 3 - =/
Shazam! - This had better kick ass.
Sin City (2 movies) - These WILL kick ass.
Superman Returns - I'm down.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - They better not fuck this up.
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist thought about the meaning of life:
3 Fast 3 3urious
With 3 3imes 3he 3peed!
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Kikis Delivery Service - o_O Miyazaki is remaking it or is it a different interpretation on the original work?
Disney is making a live action version of the anime.
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Katrinity enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Disney is making a live action version of the anime.
o_o Oh.
And I love the Butterfly Effect too even though I hate Ashton Kutcher.
He's not bad when he's not trying to be funny.
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Katrinity thought about the meaning of life:
Actually, let me correct myself. The Live Action KiKi is gonna be based on the orginal books by Eiko Kadano not the anime.
There can be no replacement.
But some series they need to just let die. Others are actually worth while.
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Death of Rats said this about your mom:
They arn't amking the live action DGZ!?
DGZ?
I would assume that you are talking about DBZ, but it would be sad if you would fuck up a simple three letter abbreviation. So what's DGZ?
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Tarquinn had this to say about (_|_):
DGZ?I would assume that you are talking about DBZ, but it would be sad if you would fuck up a simple three letter abbreviation. So what's DGZ?
arn't? amking?
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How.... Gadani.... uughhhhhh:
arn't? amking?
Oh.
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Tarquinn had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Oh.
So, how's the weather?
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Freschel Spindrift obviously shouldn't have said:
A Three Stooges movie? No fucking way it'll ever work.
Really? I thought it was a pretty good movie, the casting choices were excellent.
It's not something people hear about.
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Nobody really understood why NullDevice wrote:
Basic Instinct 2 - So we're boiling what in this movie?
Think you're thinking of Fatal Attraction Lyinar Ka`Bael fucked around with this message on 07-15-2005 at 11:48 AM.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Think you're thinking of Fatal Attraction
Probably.... In fact now that I think about it I know I am.
Basic Instinct... is that the one with the chair scene?
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Sean was all like:
Really? I thought it was a pretty good movie, the casting choices were excellent.
As a behind the scenes Documentary type deal yes, Chiklis was fucking great in that role, but a new movie in the vein of the Three Stooges, just wouldn't work. Not the right way anyway.
But hey, they could go the route of the Honeymooners and it will be 3 of the Wayans Brothers as The Three Stooges!
