"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your
Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
It's a piece of ass!"
This suddenly reminded me of how foul-mouthed my old neighbors' kids were. That little 5-year-old shit could make sailors cringe...kinda sad, really.
Oh, uh, haha. I dunno. I didn't laugh, but maybe that's because they keep this building at 67 degrees.
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Snoota's fortune cookie read:
Spit.
Swallow.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Fazum'Zen Fastfist said:
A kiss tastes like swallow?
Stop trying to make sense of Kait. It does not work.
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Cuba:
A kiss tastes like swallow?
birds nest soup tastes like swallow spit?
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Fazum'Zen Fastfist was all like:
A kiss tastes like swallow?
No, I was confused by -his- statement, hence
I just said "swallow" because he said "spit" and it seemed to be the logical conclusion to the matter.
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Snoota had this to say about Cuba:
Stop trying to make sense of Kait. It does not work.
Ellipsis. Kait fucked around with this message on 07-11-2005 at 06:38 PM.
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Kait had this to say about Punky Brewster:
No, I was confused by -his- statement,
Kisses taste like spit. Specifically, the other person's spit. Sometimes if they haven't brushed their teeth for a few hours it'll taste like food they recently ate.
What was so hard to grasp!?
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Snoota startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Kisses taste like spit. Specifically, the other person's spit. Sometimes if they haven't brushed their teeth for a few hours it'll taste like food they recently ate.What was so hard to grasp!?
I think that she was saying she preferes to swallow.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about Captain Planet:
I think that she was saying she preferes to swallow.
I suppose that's better than having your face feel like a glazed donut.
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Verily, Snoota doth proclaim:
I suppose that's better than having your face feel like a glazed donut.
It is? 
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Snoota absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
I suppose that's better than having your face feel like a glazed donut.
That was a funny thread.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
That was a funny thread.
What thread?
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Bloodsage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I think that she was saying she preferes to swallow.
few weeks ago she was saying she was a anti male virgin. I just puberty finaly happened.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Snoota had this to say about Pirotess:
Kisses taste like spit. Specifically, the other person's spit. Sometimes if they haven't brushed their teeth for a few hours it'll taste like food they recently ate.What was so hard to grasp!?
Oh...I get it.
Pardon me for being on a different wavelength than yourself. With no context to aid me, I couldn't figure out what you were talking about. the closest I could think of was "Maybe he means *spit* as in, it was so funny he spit out whatever he was drinking in laughter?"
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Jackman had this to say about Robocop:
few weeks ago she was saying she was a anti male virgin. I just puberty finaly happened.
Um, first of all, huh?! Second, just so you know, it's very uncouth to openly badmouth the person you have on ignore. Not that a celebrity such as yourself gives a shit about decorum. Kait fucked around with this message on 07-11-2005 at 09:26 PM.
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Gadani obviously shouldn't have said:
What thread?
At least, I think Bloodsage said that somewhere in that thread. I'm too lazy to look and that's the thread that came to mind.
P.S. "I take it, then, that the carpet doesn't match the curtains?" is still the single greatest line ever put down on EC. Snoota fucked around with this message on 07-11-2005 at 09:29 PM.
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Kait said this about your mom:
Oh...I get it.
Pardon me for being on a different wavelength than yourself. With no context to aid me, I couldn't figure out what you were talking about. the closest I could think of was "Maybe he means *spit* as in, it was so funny he spit out whatever he was drinking in laughter?"
The title of the thread is "What's a kiss taste like?".
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Gadani got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
The title of the thread is "What's a kiss taste like?".
There's also a bunch of text in-between the title and his comment that might, you know, confuse others -_-
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Snoota had this to say about John Romero:
An EC classic!At least, I think Bloodsage said that somewhere in that thread. I'm too lazy to look and that's the thread that came to mind.
P.S. "I take it, then, that the carpet doesn't match the curtains?" is still the single greatest line ever put down on EC.
Oh my god, that thread and a mouthful of soda is a bad combo.
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Snoota had this to say about Duck Tales:
An EC classic!At least, I think Bloodsage said that somewhere in that thread. I'm too lazy to look and that's the thread that came to mind.
P.S. "I take it, then, that the carpet doesn't match the curtains?" is still the single greatest line ever put down on EC.
All the things things I didn't get at 13 make that thread far more amusing now. Vorbis fucked around with this message on 07-11-2005 at 10:08 PM.
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This one time, at Snoota camp:
An EC classic!At least, I think Bloodsage said that somewhere in that thread. I'm too lazy to look and that's the thread that came to mind.
P.S. "I take it, then, that the carpet doesn't match the curtains?" is still the single greatest line ever put down on EC.
After reading through that thread, I'm going to say that's the best thread I've read in awhile.
Thanks for the link.
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This insanity brought to you by Kait:
Um, first of all, huh?! Second, just so you know, it's very uncouth to openly badmouth the person you have on ignore. Not that a celebrity such as yourself gives a shit about decorum.
No, it's not.
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Quoth Snoota:
An EC classic!At least, I think Bloodsage said that somewhere in that thread. I'm too lazy to look and that's the thread that came to mind.
P.S. "I take it, then, that the carpet doesn't match the curtains?" is still the single greatest line ever put down on EC.
That thread had many classic lines.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Snoota stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
An EC classic!At least, I think Bloodsage said that somewhere in that thread. I'm too lazy to look and that's the thread that came to mind.
P.S. "I take it, then, that the carpet doesn't match the curtains?" is still the single greatest line ever put down on EC.
I remember reading that thread when I first found EC....haha.
Just so you know.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Maradon! said:
Every time I ever said something stupid, that was just you guys misunderstanding me.Just so you know.
Ooooh 
is that what you call that? And here's me thinking you're just being blond 
FYI you can talk all you want what you like about how a kiss tastes,but isn't it far more interesting to just find it out by trying and comparing? At least I think so... indegloriafeestbeest fucked around with this message on 07-12-2005 at 08:30 AM.
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System.out.println("Snoota said this:");
An EC classic!At least, I think Bloodsage said that somewhere in that thread. I'm too lazy to look and that's the thread that came to mind.
P.S. "I take it, then, that the carpet doesn't match the curtains?" is still the single greatest line ever put down on EC.
Ahh.. The Classics.
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Oh Liam. Oh Liam! Oh Liam!!;
That thread was fucking retarded.
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Liam painfully thought these words up:
That thread was fucking retarded.
Really? I thought the reason that I didn't find it funny stemmed from the fact that I'm a chick, and not a lesbian.
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JooJooFlop obviously shouldn't have said:
...Christ, what a letdown this thread turned out to be.
Well, the original joke wasn't all that funny. To me, at least. I'm sorry -_- They, uh, they started it! Or something...
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Kait probably says this to all the girls:
Well, the original joke wasn't all that funny. To me, at least. I'm sorry -_- They, uh, they started it! Or something...
Going by the title and preview text this thread sounded pretty damn sexy.
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This one time, at JooJooFlop camp:
Going by the title and preview text this thread sounded pretty damn sexy.
I guess. I don't know, the only person I've ever kissed would veritably spit in my mouth, so I don't really have a good impression of the act entire.
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How.... Kait.... uughhhhhh:
I guess. I don't know, the only person I've ever kissed would veritably spit in my mouth, so I don't really have a good impression of the act entire.
Yeah, I hear those Labadors are like that.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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This one time, at Jackman camp:
Yeah, I hear those Labadors are like that.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"Labadors"
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ACES! Another post by Kait:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha"Labadors"
oops I ment labiadors sorry about that.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Jackman had this to say about Punky Brewster:
oops I ment labiadors sorry about that.
I can't tell if it's somewhat clever or very stupid.
