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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-12-2005 07:53:12 PM
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Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I can't tell if it's somewhat clever or very stupid.

You should know better.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-12-2005 07:53:49 PM
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How.... JooJooFlop.... uughhhhhh:
You should know better.

Usually I would, but I'm suffering from herpes today.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 07-12-2005 08:03:58 PM
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Mr. Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:
I can't tell if it's somewhat clever or very stupid.

I don't get it. Is he accusing me of being a lesbian or what? If I was, I wouldn't lie about it. That's just weird.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Gadani
U
posted 07-12-2005 09:10:41 PM
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Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
I can't tell if it's somewhat clever or very stupid.

I thought it was funny

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-12-2005 09:14:08 PM
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Gadani thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I thought it was funny

I kind of got the "labiador" as being somewhat lesbian-oriented. But on the other hand, what.

Gadani
U
posted 07-12-2005 09:27:07 PM
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There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
I kind of got the "labiador" as being somewhat lesbian-oriented. But on the other hand, what.

The labiador.

I thought it was funny because it was somewhat lesbian-oriented.

Maybe I'm just immature.

Sean
posted 07-12-2005 09:31:36 PM
Does a labiador ritually fight and murder labias in a fenced ring?
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-12-2005 09:31:36 PM
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Gadani wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
The labiador.

I thought it was funny because it was somewhat lesbian-oriented.

Maybe I'm just immature.


That's not a crime, unless you're a minority.

Are you?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-12-2005 09:32:20 PM
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Sean stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Does a labiador ritually fight and murder labias in a fenced ring?

Hahahahahahahaha

Gadani
U
posted 07-12-2005 09:33:01 PM
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
That's not a crime, unless you're a minority.

Are you?


No, I'm white.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-12-2005 09:33:54 PM
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Gadani painfully thought these words up:
No, I'm white.

You sound like you've got a guilty conscience.

Gadani
U
posted 07-12-2005 09:35:04 PM
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
You sound like you've got a guilty conscience.

I have photographic evidence!

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 07-12-2005 10:22:16 PM
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Sean had this to say about Knight Rider:
Does a labiador ritually fight and murder labias in a fenced ring?

For some reason, I read this and got the mental picture of llamas duking it out. Oh, aha, I can't stop laughing.

I'm so not a teenage male.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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