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Poll: Pick your poison...
Author
Topic: It's an all-out brawl!!
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-10-2005 01:42:56 PM
Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-10-2005 01:45:19 PM
This isn't even a fucking contest. Simpson
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-10-2005 01:50:28 PM
Charlize to play properly aged Rogue in XMen movies! This I command!
Ares
posted 06-10-2005 01:52:52 PM
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-10-2005 01:55:37 PM
quote:
Ares came out of the closet to say:
Neither.

I would start one with guys, but I'm not really a good judge of who's attractive and who's not when it comes to people packing penises.


edit: Oh, by the way; Hi Ares!!

Drysart fucked around with this message on 06-10-2005 at 01:56 PM.

Ares
posted 06-10-2005 02:00:53 PM
quote:
Drysart wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I would start one with guys, but I'm not really a good judge of who's attractive and who's not when it comes to people packing penises.


edit: Oh, by the way; Hi Ares!!


Hi Drys.

Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 06-10-2005 02:06:17 PM
quote:
This one time, at Bajah camp:
Charlize to play properly aged Rogue in XMen movies! This I command!
EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-10-2005 02:24:49 PM
To properly judge this contest, I'll have to watch them wrestle each other in a kiddie pool full of baby oil.
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-10-2005 02:25:33 PM
quote:
Xyrra's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
To properly judge this contest, I'll have to watch them wrestle each other in a kiddie pool full of baby oil.

I like the way you think.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 06-10-2005 02:27:09 PM
Jessica simpson looks like her head is made of plastic.

That is UNSEXY

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 06-10-2005 02:28:17 PM
Who cares who wins... its the fight i wanna see
Everybody wins!
Mightion Defensor
posted 06-10-2005 03:00:15 PM
I'm gonna go with Ms. Theron, because she has to be smarter than Jessica Simpson.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-10-2005 03:01:37 PM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Captain Planet:
To properly judge this contest, I'll have to watch them wrestle each other in a kiddie pool full of baby oil.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-10-2005 03:12:12 PM
quote:
Xyrra stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
To properly judge this contest, I'll have to watch them wrestle each other in a kiddie pool full of baby oil.

I second this motion.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Sean
posted 06-10-2005 03:21:19 PM
Charlize Theron wins for having some worth beyond that of ass-tapping.

She was perfect in the Devil's Advocate.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 06-10-2005 03:25:31 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor's fortune cookie read:
I'm gonna go with Ms. Theron, because she has to be smarter than Jessica Simpson.


I agree. Simpson is fluff and no substance. Theron has talent and intellegence.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-10-2005 03:40:28 PM
quote:
Kaiote attempted to be funny by writing:
Jessica simpson looks like her head is made of plastic.

That is UNSEXY


Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Father McKenzie
Pancake
posted 06-10-2005 04:15:58 PM
Charlize Theron is a great African American actress, so I gots to vote for the sister.

Also, for the reasons Sean posted: She has some real artistic worth to me. Though I have to wonder what the hell she's doing playing Aeon Flux.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-10-2005 04:53:23 PM
quote:
Jackman had this to say about (_|_):
I agree. Simpson is fluff and no substance. Theron has talent and intellegence.

ever have a peanutbutter and fluff sandwich? If Simpson is the fluff, then lemme spread that whole jar down yeah!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 06-10-2005 05:06:45 PM
There's something disconcerting about the first one, I'm not sure what. Maybe it's just the pose or something.

From what I hear, JESSICA Simpson is actually a pretty good person all-around. If that's the case, the fact that she's pretty is just icing on the cake.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 06-10-2005 05:26:52 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Duck Tales:
I'm gonna go with Ms. Theron, because she has to be smarter than Jessica Simpson.

I'm pretty certain there are single cell organisms that are smarter than Jessica Simpson.

But naturally being EverCrest, this is not what we're debating now is it?

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 06-10-2005 05:34:59 PM
quote:
leckzilla! had this to say about Knight Rider:
I'm pretty certain there are single cell organisms that are smarter than Jessica Simpson.

But naturally being EverCrest, this is not what we're debating now is it?


It's not just stupidity I mind, it's people who are proud of their ignorance.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Malbi
posted 06-10-2005 05:46:35 PM
quote:
Kait obviously shouldn't have said:
It's not just stupidity I mind, it's people who are proud of their ignorance.

yay Ignorance! does the happy ignit dance

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Gork
Pancake
posted 06-10-2005 06:16:18 PM
Thats a bad picture of Charlize =/ Skews the voting.
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Steven Steve
posted 06-10-2005 06:23:57 PM


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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 06-10-2005 06:42:46 PM


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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 06-10-2005 07:19:24 PM
quote:
Delidgamond stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
This isn't even a fucking contest. SimpsonTheron
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Peter
Pancake
posted 06-10-2005 07:26:35 PM
quote:
KaLourin had this to say about Duck Tales:
ever have a peanutbutter and fluff sandwich? If Simpson is the fluff, then lemme spread that whole jar down yeah!

I belive Fluff, much like porkroll, is not found outside these cursed shores.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-10-2005 07:37:15 PM

Can we get a NSFW tag on this?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-10-2005 07:45:13 PM
I don't see anything NSFW except cleavage. You see more risque stuff on tv.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-10-2005 07:49:22 PM
And lots here make things NSFW when they might potentially be. The Charlize picture is suggestive enough to warrant it.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 06-10-2005 09:15:01 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Malbi was all like:
yay Ignorance! does the happy ignit dance

You don't want to meet my cousins, ever. -_- The sheer arrogance would suck out your life-force and leave you craving math equations and common sense.

"Hey, *realnamecensored*. You write stuff, right? Say something smart."
- Matthew (the eldest)

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Skaw
posted 06-10-2005 09:21:58 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Lyinar Ka`Bael said:

Can we get a NSFW tag on this?


No offense Lyinar, but honestly. A Poll thread by Drys. That by itself is enough to not warrant a click at work.

Come on..

Oh, and Charlize

Skaw fucked around with this message on 06-10-2005 at 09:22 PM.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 06-10-2005 09:26:29 PM
quote:
Verily, Faelynn LeAndris doth proclaim:


I would hit that more times than I can count. So...more than four.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Malbi
posted 06-10-2005 11:17:12 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Knight Rider:
You don't want to meet my cousins, ever. -_- The sheer arrogance would suck out your life-force and leave you craving math equations and common sense.

"Hey, *realnamecensored*. You write stuff, right? Say something smart."
- Matthew (the eldest)


heh I live in the deep south, nothing shows you better ignit than working the night shift and a 24 hour wal-mart and seeing the dregs of society stumble in at 2 or 3 in the morning, or the ones that work there hehe on the night shift...though in honesty most of them were okay

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-10-2005 11:58:38 PM
quote:
Drysart wrote this in the snow with their pee:
I would start one with guys, but I'm not really a good judge of who's attractive and who's not when it comes to people packing penises.

Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp... Just different enough to warrant a poll

and I think I'd vote for Theron, because I head a quote from Jessica along the lines of

"The TV Show made me look like I'm stupid, when really, I'm not! I just think about a lot of stuff."

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Steven Steve
posted 06-11-2005 12:03:43 AM
"Nick said he ran a double... What does that mean?"
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 06-11-2005 12:36:05 AM
Jessica is pretty (can't deny it) in that..OMG I'm a perky blonde cheerleader sort of way, the sort of way that..guys would do her if they got the chance, but eventually get bored and look for something of substance. (I saw that article Beau was talking about, and she comes across alot better in print than when she talks for herself )

Charlize though, is beautiful and seems to already have that substance. She carries herself with much more grace, and a boatload more talent.

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
Sean
posted 06-11-2005 12:45:12 AM
quote:
Why, Malbi! where you goin' with that shotgun?
heh I live in the deep south, nothing shows you better ignit than working the night shift and a 24 hour wal-mart and seeing the dregs of society stumble in at 2 or 3 in the morning, or the ones that work there hehe on the night shift...though in honesty most of them were okay

What the fuck did you just say?

And what the fuck are you doing in a WalMart at 2 or 3 in the morning?

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Maradon!
posted 06-11-2005 02:08:52 AM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Sean booooze lime pole over bench lick:
And what the fuck are you doing in a WalMart at 2 or 3 in the morning?

What're you talking about? Between the hours of 2am and 6am is the only time you should EVER go to Wal-Mart.

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