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Blackened
posted 05-23-2005 10:23:24 PM
My penis is gigantic.

In other news, the season finale to 24 was exceedingly teasing. Discuss this or my humongous cock here.

Blackened fucked around with this message on 05-23-2005 at 10:24 PM.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-23-2005 10:24:15 PM
is it throbbing?
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-23-2005 10:25:49 PM
*scarred*
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-23-2005 10:26:56 PM
I SAID IS IT THROBBING?!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-23-2005 10:27:13 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Kait!
*scarred*

If you're scarred just by someone saying their penis is big, I don't know what I've done to you.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-23-2005 10:31:52 PM
DAMMIT I NEED TO KNOW!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-23-2005 10:51:27 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mr. Gainsborough!
If you're scarred just by someone saying their penis is big, I don't know what I've done to you.

No, it's just the fact that it's Blackened saying it and that he's a big fat meanie to me. I'd react the same way if it was Maradon, or Bloodsage.

Although that picture of the high heel stepping on the...yeah has been haunting me since I saw it. Holy ow, batman.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 05-23-2005 11:15:28 PM
Black's cock is X-Box huge. Trust me. I've seen it.
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-23-2005 11:18:29 PM
quote:
Mr. Crabs was naked while typing this:
Black's cock is X-Box huge. Trust me. I've seen it.

That does not lessen my animosity for Blackened.
YER DAYS ARE NUMBERED, BLACK!

I am, of course, kidding. I don't really hate anyone. Except bin Laden. And rapists. And murderers. And some thieves. And people who torture animals. And...

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Maradon!
posted 05-23-2005 11:38:23 PM
quote:
x--KaitO-('-'Q) :
No, it's just the fact that it's Blackened saying it and that he's a big fat meanie to me. I'd react the same way if it was Maradon, or Bloodsage.

Or anybody that has issues with irrational people.

ps. I torture animals

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 05-23-2005 at 11:39 PM.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-23-2005 11:40:42 PM
Blackened's cock is so big, they made a movie about it.

Godzilla vs Blackened's Cock!

See it in a theater near you!

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-23-2005 11:43:14 PM
quote:
Maradon! wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Or anybody that has issues with irrational people.

ps. I torture animals


k

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 05-23-2005 11:47:50 PM
Kait's into gigantic cocks.

Or, maybe it's the other way around.

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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-24-2005 12:01:40 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Snugglits wrote:
Kait's into gigantic cocks.

Or, maybe it's the other way around.


My neighbor in Temecula had a gorgeous cock that he kept in his backyard, I don't know the breed name but he was really beautiful. So annoying, though. Woke me up with a start EVERY MORNING at 6 o'clock sharp -_-

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-24-2005 12:03:53 AM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Pirotess:
My neighbor in Temecula had a gorgeous cock that he kept in his backyard, I don't know the breed name but he was really beautiful. So annoying, though. Woke me up with a start EVERY MORNING at 6 o'clock sharp -_-

Morning cocks are the best!

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-24-2005 12:08:21 AM
quote:
Nae's account was hax0red to write:
Morning cocks are the best!

I think the henhouse was made of wood.
Well, I assume so. A metal henhouse doesn't seem very efficient.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 05-24-2005 12:09:25 AM
Spit or swallow?
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Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-24-2005 12:32:00 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Snugglits said:
Spit or swallow?

None, thanks.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Steven Steve
posted 05-24-2005 12:35:33 AM
So you like it up the ass, I take it.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-24-2005 01:17:14 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist obviously shouldn't have said:
So you like it up the ass, I take it.

Well...
Hey! But about those cocks!

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 05-24-2005 01:38:07 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Fazum'Zen Fastfist!
So you like it up the ass, I take it.

"No means yes, and yes means anal"

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-24-2005 05:31:30 AM
I wanna see
Phoenix
Pancake
posted 05-24-2005 08:53:41 AM
quote:
How.... Nae.... uughhhhhh:
Morning cocks are the best!

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-24-2005 10:51:31 AM
I think she mentioned at one time being an born again Virgin. I prefer Ducks to Cocks.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-24-2005 10:52:57 AM
quote:
jackman enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I think she mentioned at one time being an born again Virgin. I prefer Ducks to Cocks.

Leave those ducks alone, duck raper.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-24-2005 10:58:01 AM
But BUT I HAVE TAPE!
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Blackened
posted 05-24-2005 11:49:00 AM
Less talk about ducks, more talk about my huge, throbbing cock.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 05-24-2005 11:52:42 AM
Black's cock is so huge that this one time when he slapped me in the face with it he knocked out some teeth.
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-24-2005 12:42:47 PM
quote:
Aw, geez, I have Mr. Crabs all over myself!
Black's cock is so huge that this one time when he slapped me in the face with it he knocked out some teeth.

That's called a Lombardy.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-24-2005 12:48:00 PM
quote:
That damn dirty Blackened rudely interrupted me to say;
Less talk about ducks, more talk about my huge, throbbing cock.

Thanks

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Maradon!
posted 05-24-2005 12:49:56 PM
It can't always be throbbing.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 05-24-2005 01:00:45 PM
Sure it can... he loved a woman who wasnt clean.

Woman.. man..

OK, he loved SOMETHING that wasnt clean..

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 05-24-2005 02:37:51 PM
Maybe I put too much bengay on his cup prior to Soccer Practice.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 05-24-2005 02:40:46 PM
I've always wanted to watch a porn comedy.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-24-2005 07:43:35 PM
quote:
jackman's account was hax0red to write:
I think she mentioned at one time being an born again Virgin. I prefer Ducks to Cocks.

Who the hell are you talking about?

quote:
Blackened had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Less talk about ducks, more talk about my huge, throbbing cock.

It's throbbing? REally? You might want to get that looked at :\

Kait fucked around with this message on 05-24-2005 at 07:46 PM.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Blackened
posted 05-24-2005 07:45:34 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Who the hell are you talking about?
He's imitating you. You know... Quoting random people and replying with things that no one can possibly comprehend without a small paragraph of explanations.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-24-2005 07:54:09 PM
quote:
Blackened thought about the meaning of life:
He's imitating you. You know... Quoting random people and replying with things that no one can possibly comprehend without a small paragraph of explanations.


Lies, I quote before I ramble. How dare you spread such slanderous libations!

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Blackened
posted 05-24-2005 09:00:44 PM
quote:
Kait wrote this stupid crap:
Lies, I quote before I ramble. How dare you spread such slanderous libations!
You're a liar and a thief.

Back on topic follows.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 05-24-2005 09:08:45 PM
quote:
Blackened had this to say about (_|_):
You're a liar and a thief.

Back on topic follows.


There's a special layer of Hell, created just for your kind.
Muuuurderoooor!

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-24-2005 09:20:15 PM
Slanderous libations?

How the hell does one get slandered by a drink?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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