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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Bloodsage who doth quote:
Slanderous libations?How the hell does one get slandered by a drink?
That depends on how many drinks preceeded it.
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Bloodsage said this about your mom:
Slanderous libations?How the hell does one get slandered by a drink?
That was intentional, you know.
No, wait, you probably didn't. Kait fucked around with this message on 05-24-2005 at 09:49 PM.
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Kait gently hums:
That was intentional, you know.No, wait, you probably didn't.
Since you use words incorrectly so often without meaning to, there's simply no way to tell. But the smart money's on it being unintentional.
Jokes like that only work if you are known for your precise use of the language.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Bloodsage said:
Since you use words incorrectly so often without meaning to, there's simply no way to tell. But the smart money's on it being unintentional.Jokes like that only work if you are known for your precise use of the language.
Incorrectly = once...
And it wasn't incorrectly, it was misremembering how the word was spelled.
If you really want, I can go over every post of mine with a theasaurus and a fine-toothed comb. It would be a bitch, but it would give you one less thing to torment me about.
But then, you might delve for something worse...so maybe I shouldn't.
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Kait probably says this to all the girls:
...
But then, you might delve for something worse...so maybe I shouldn't.
Look it's only bad when he breaks out the colored text and the charts and graphs.
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Kait had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Incorrectly = once...
And it wasn't incorrectly, it was misremembering how the word was spelled.
so iffin' i dun rmember hw 2 spel then its still corrct?
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Gadani had this to say about Robocop:
so iffin' i dun rmember hw 2 spel then its still corrct?
Um, and how did you ascertain that?
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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There was much rejoicing when jackman said this:
Giggles
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Kait startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Incorrectly = once...
And it wasn't incorrectly, it was misremembering how the word was spelled.
If you really want, I can go over every post of mine with a theasaurus and a fine-toothed comb. It would be a bitch, but it would give you one less thing to torment me about.
But then, you might delve for something worse...so maybe I shouldn't.
Actually, it's been more than once.
But, in any case, when one says something stupid, "Haha, I meant to do that; you're dum for not noticing," is hardly the best defense. Or would you care to explain your overly subtle pun to those of us whose command of the language obviously isn't as deep as yours?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Actually, it's been more than once.But, in any case, when one says something stupid, "Haha, I meant to do that; you're dum for not noticing," is hardly the best defense. Or would you care to explain your overly subtle pun to those of us whose command of the language obviously isn't as deep as yours?
Oops, you're right, forgot about the banal thing. Stupid White Wolf -_-
I never said you were dumb for not noticing. My comment was geared more towards myself than you. I may be stupid, but I'm not stupid enough to openly insult one of you.
And as for the meaning, I guess it only made sense to me...just the overall tone of my post seemed intentionally indicative of some sort of state of inebriation.
In other news, I finished my homework for the day! Yeah! Woohoo! Time to go celebrate, by studying for my last two finals. Awright.
If it's only funny to you, it probably best if you stick to using your "inside voice." 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
You and jackman should go out--you're obviously soul mates. Just promise the rest of us you'll practice every known form of contraception.If it's only funny to you, it probably best if you stick to using your "inside voice."
Oh, so THAAAT'S what makes you tick.
I see, it all makes sense now
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Quoth Noxhil2:
I doubt someone who uses a semicolon will spell dumb incorrectly.
It would really depend upon how long they paused while speaking.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage attempted to be funny by writing:
It would really depend upon how long they paused while speaking.
I think in that usage, after a certain point a semi-colon would become an ellipsis.
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Kait absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
I think in that usage, after a certain point a semi-colon would become an ellipsis.
Since they're independent clauses, a period would actually be more appropriate. I can't really see an ellipsis adding much to the construction (other than two extraneous periods).
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Kait startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Oh, so THAAAT'S what makes you tick.
I see, it all makes sense now
Is this another one of those "only funny to you" things? Because I've not the foggiest notion what you think you're implying.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Kait had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Um, and how did you ascertain that?
You said you misremembered how to spell the word, and that that wasn't incorrect.
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This one time, at Bloodsage camp:
Is this another one of those "only funny to you" things? Because I've not the foggiest notion what you think you're implying.
If I were to state it, you'd just refute me on it, and that would be annoying.
But I couldn't just not say anything, or you'd think I started ignoring the thread. See?
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Gadani thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
You said you misremembered how to spell the word, and that that wasn't incorrect.
Not incorrect in the way Bloodsage meant, which was usage. Incorrect in spelling, yes. Sorry if it was unclear :\ Kait fucked around with this message on 05-24-2005 at 11:35 PM.
You should have that looked at.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
get a room
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:Don't try to shift the blame, you destroyed my beautiful thread!
This insanity brought to you by Bloodsage:
Sorry, but the thread was doomed from the moment you mentioned your cock.
You'll pay for this. Dearly so!
Kait fucked around with this message on 05-24-2005 at 11:45 PM.
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Bloodsage attempted to be funny by writing:
Sorry, but the thread was doomed from the moment you mentioned your cock.
You're just jealous because your cock's not as massive as Black's cock. Every post you've made in this thread amounts to one thing: Penis envy.
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Kait gently hums:
Eh, nevermind.
What. . .the. . .fuck. . . ?
Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 05-24-2005 at 11:48 PM.
Edit: nice stealth edit. That inside voice problem again?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Mr. Crabs thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
You're just jealous because your cock's not as massive as Black's cock. Every post you've made in this thread amounts to one thing: Penis envy.
Dude, I'm totally envious of Black's cock. I bet that fine specimen of masculinity could fertilize many fine chicks to come 
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Bloodsage thought about the meaning of life:
What. . .the. . .fuck. . . ?
I decided two miliseconds after clicking post that I really didn't want to open that can of worms, especially considering how much some members of this board want to... Kait fucked around with this message on 05-24-2005 at 11:48 PM.
Ah, nevermind, again.
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Quoth Blackened:
Don't try to shift the blame, you destroyed my beautiful thread!You'll pay for this. Dearly so!
From the depths of my parents' basement, I strike at thee!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Kait stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Dude, I'm totally envious of Black's cock. I bet that fine specimen of masculinity could fertilize many fine chicks to come
haha you said come
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Mr. Crabs obviously shouldn't have said:
haha you said come
come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come cum come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come
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Kait had this to say about Knight Rider:
Ah, nevermind, again.
That's annoying. You're trying to incite a reaction by saying that you're not.
Stop posting this shit.
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Kait gently hums:
I decided two miliseconds after clicking post that I really didn't want to open that can of worms, especially considering how much some members of this board want to...
Ah, nevermind, again.
Yes. There is no causal relationship between you posting stupid shit and others giving you a hard time. It's all a secret plot by <<insert secret society here>> to persecute you because <<insert secret society here>> are all insanely jealous of your beauty, brawn, brains, empathy, toenails, intricately coiffed pubic hair, and brilliant smile.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Alidane enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Keep digging, Kait, you'll get to China someday.
Sorry. I'm just warring between wanting to defend myself/not wanting to get banned. I'm just going to take it easy and avoid Bloodsage/Maradon instead, I think that's the safest route
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A sleep deprived Bloodsage stammered:
Yes. There is no causal relationship between you posting stupid shit and others giving you a hard time. It's all a secret plot by <<insert secret society here>> to persecute you because <<insert secret society here>> are all insanely jealous of your beauty, brawn, brains, empathy, toenails, intricately coiffed pubic hair, and brilliant smile.
I know it was wholly inappropriate, but...I completely gave myself a stomach ache laughing at that. Coiffed pubic hair? o.O.o Kait fucked around with this message on 05-25-2005 at 12:08 AM.
It's your chance to prove your inner voice correct when it tells you it's just the unfairness of the good ol' boy network that keeps you from letting those deserving pricks know what you really think.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Got a new thought? Type a new post. It's good manners.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Hint: this board can move quickly sometimes. It gets really annoying to see your posts constantly changing as one is trying to reply.Got a new thought? Type a new post. It's good manners.
Really? I saw other people change their posts in the way I do, so I thought that was proper etiquette.
Sigh...so very confusing.
I don't feel like fighting you :\ Can I just admit defeat? It's not like I coud "win" or anything.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Kait said:
Can I just admit defeat? It's not like I coud "win" or anything.
There is good news! You can stop posting and/or stop reading this thread, and you've admitted defeat!
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Gadani had this to say about pies:
There is good news! You can stop posting and/or stop reading this thread, and you've admitted defeat!
I can't even tell if you're mocking or congratulating me for suggesting that :\
