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Topic: This kid is so going to get beat up.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-13-2005 01:04:19 AM
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Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 01:07 AM.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-13-2005 01:05:17 AM
Yep, that kid is doomed.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-13-2005 01:08:26 AM
That's cruel.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-13-2005 01:17:31 AM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Palador ChibiDragon gently hums:
Yep, that kid is doomed.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 04-13-2005 01:17:58 AM
Wonder what the name would have been had she been a boy?

Zek?

Solusek?

Innoruuk?

Ro?

http://www.bloodfin.net
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-13-2005 01:22:02 AM
Watch her grow up to be four-foot-ten, overweight, flat as a board, and without sex drive.

Or get a sex change.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-13-2005 01:23:01 AM
quote:
Rockstar games presents; Kaglaaz How'ler;

Ro?

Isn't that already a used name?

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-13-2005 01:23:24 AM
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-13-2005 01:24:55 AM
"Firiona Vie" is not an awful name, especially if noone knows the reference.

If her parents had played trolls or something, it'd be a lot worse.

Snugglits fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 01:25 AM.

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nem-x
posted 04-13-2005 01:28:48 AM
It's a trainwreck of a name.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-13-2005 01:53:38 AM
Firiona's not a bad name in itself. However, combined with Vie...
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-13-2005 01:54:51 AM
quote:
Lenlalron Flameblaster thought about the meaning of life:
Firiona's not a bad name in itself. However, combined with Vie...

Yeah. I could see Firiona as working.

Hell, people are gonna have a tough time pronouncing the name.

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 04-13-2005 02:05:20 AM
quote:
Delidgamond's fortune cookie read:
Isn't that already a used name?

Have only seen it used in Star Trek: TNG...

http://www.bloodfin.net
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-13-2005 02:11:16 AM
My god son's name is Vincent Donovan Trent, named after his fathers two favorite video game characters... Vincent from FF7 and Donovan from Darkstalkers..

common enough names so that no one would know..

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-13-2005 02:11:53 AM
I think it's an okay name.

And with a name like Firiona she's destined to grow up ridiculously hot.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-13-2005 02:13:27 AM
quote:
KaLourin had this to say about Optimus Prime:
My god son's name is Vincent Donovan Trent, named after his fathers two favorite video game characters... Vincent from FF7 and Donovan from Darkstalkers..

common enough names so that no one would know..


see, that's onne thing. that isnt so much as named after a game character or anything.

If Firiona becomes a common name, things will be different.

I don't even think the name is that bad. I would never name a kid that, though.

Thing is...someone is going to beat this girl up over that name. She'll run into someone that knows who Firiona Vie is and eventually, it'll get all over her school and such. Things like that spread fast.

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 02:16 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-13-2005 02:16:06 AM
My kid shall be named Grommash Hellscream Watkins.

With a name like that, he'll grow to be insane and disturbed. Nobody will fuck with him.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-13-2005 02:21:38 AM
I'm gonna name my boy Sue.

Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 02:21 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-13-2005 02:23:29 AM
quote:
Dr. Gee said this about your mom:
I'm gonna name my boy Sue.

My boy is likely going to wear yours' head around his neck.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 04-13-2005 02:25:33 AM
That poor child.

Another reason characters are superior to children - they don't resent you if you give them poorly thought out names!

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-13-2005 02:27:34 AM
Nah, I just know that he'll have to fight his whole life through.

Some gal'll giggle and he'll get red, some guy'll laugh and he'll bust his head.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-13-2005 02:30:14 AM
Apparently I was almost named Samantha. I don't know what my dads deal is, but he still claims it would have been a great name..
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-13-2005 02:39:36 AM
Guys, have you seen black peoples' names? JamesOn? Unique (u nee kway)?

Firiona just sounds like an older European name, like something that got discontinued over time.

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Suddar
posted 04-13-2005 07:24:32 AM
those uppity grandmas and their crazy names
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-13-2005 07:25:34 AM
Black people terrify me with their affirmative action and their "eskalayds".
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-13-2005 07:28:41 AM
Don't see a big problem with it either.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-13-2005 07:29:37 AM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Tron:
Don't see a big problem with it either.

Weird-ass Europeans and their "if it feels groovy, do it."

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-13-2005 07:45:55 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
Weird-ass Europeans and their "if it feels groovy, do it."

You call us weird?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 04-13-2005 08:29:12 AM
I was almost named... Ian..... the horror.

I fully intend to name my first born Xyorgenphorph.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 04-13-2005 09:12:31 AM
quote:
Y.O.T.C thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I was almost named... Ian..... the horror.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-13-2005 09:39:32 AM
It sounds enough like Sharona.

Ooooh my Firiona!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 04-13-2005 09:46:43 AM
quote:
Snugglits thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Guys, have you seen black peoples' names? JamesOn? Unique (u nee kway)?


I met a Ykesha once. Maybe it was Yakesha. But her name was pronounced just like the sword.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 04-13-2005 11:10:42 AM
It's close enough to Fiona that I don't think she'll get teased much


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 04-13-2005 03:18:12 PM
my dad wanted to name me Ezekiel or Obidiah... thank god my mom woke up in time =P
rikimarukid91
Pancake
posted 04-13-2005 07:04:04 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
Black people terrify me with their affirmative action and their "eskalayds".

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BLACK PEOPLE?!!

My mom wanted to name me Kenobi...I think that would be cool

rikimarukid91 fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 07:04 PM.

" I am a Shadow I have no name! "
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-13-2005 07:05:11 PM
During research for a report on the movie Gladiator, I read an article that after that movie came out, something like 1.7 babies that year alone were named Maximus.

What can I say, Americans are sheep.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Sean
posted 04-13-2005 07:07:50 PM
quote:
Yes, rikimarukid91 deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BLACK PEOPLE?!!

They're so uppity. We ought to hit them with shovels for a change.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

NullDevice
Internet Tough Guy
posted 04-13-2005 07:38:17 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Tron:
During research for a report on the movie Gladiator, I read an article that after that movie came out, something like 1.7 babies that year alone were named Maximus.

What can I say, Americans are sheep.


world-wide birth rate jumped noticibly September 2000. Most of the world are sheep.

Malbi
posted 04-13-2005 07:43:22 PM
I tried to get my nephew named Zifnab...I was outvoted though
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-13-2005 08:18:33 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Knight Rider:
see, that's onne thing. that isnt so much as named after a game character or anything.

If Firiona becomes a common name, things will be different.

I don't even think the name is that bad. I would never name a kid that, though.

Thing is...someone is going to beat this girl up over that name. She'll run into someone that knows who Firiona Vie is and eventually, it'll get all over her school and such. Things like that spread fast.


My real name is Penny, and I seemed to have survived well enough.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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