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The logic train ran off the tracks when Kait said:
My real name is Penny, and I seemed to have survived well enough.
Until now.
*cracks his knuckles*
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Dr. Gee impressed everyone with:
Nah, I just know that he'll have to fight his whole life through.Some gal'll giggle and he'll get red, some guy'll laugh and he'll bust his head.
Johnny Cash
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x--NullDeviceO-('-'Q) :
world-wide birth rate jumped noticibly September 2000.Most of the world are sheep.
world-wide birth rates are below the break-even point in most places, and falling rapidly.
She was Thor immediately after he was born, though.
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She was Thor immediately after he was born, though.
Loki here, we don't tolerate such odinous puns around here!
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And the Replyobots combined to form Sentow, Maybe, who roared:
Loki here, we don't tolerate such odinous puns around here!
At the hospital, that's pretty much what her norse said.
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Oh Super Kagrama. Oh Super Kagrama! Oh Super Kagrama!!;
i thienk we caen dismidgaerd taht remaerk!!1
wtf. I thought I banned you?!
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Kait Model 2000 was programmed to say:
During research for a report on the movie Gladiator, I read an article that after that movie came out, something like 1.7 babies that year alone were named Maximus.What can I say, Americans are sheep.
Whoa, that are almost two babies. 
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ACES! Another post by rikimarukid91:
My mom wanted to name me Kenobi...I think that would be cool
After seeing the "Your Lightsaber and You" movie Mort posted a few weeks ago, my son has come to the conclusion we must name his upcoming little brother Jedi Master Flash.
-Tok
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Tarquinn was naked while typing this:
Whoa, that are almost two babies.
Oops...1.7 MILLION.
Yes...sadly, little Maximus did not make it...they gave him a strong name upon birth in hopes that it would help keep his weak heart going, but alas, God has claimed his little soul afterall. God bless his (abnormally) little heart.
Woa, yes, the Snickers bar I just ate was DEFINITELY laced. Please excuse my nem-x impersonations.
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Kait probably says this to all the girls:
Woa, yes, the Snickers bar I just ate was DEFINITELY laced. Please excuse my nem-x impersonations.
What?
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Gadani enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
What?
I meant, I didn't seem to be quite as funny as I thought I was being. I apologize for the confusion. Not that nem-x isn't funny...I mean, agh, nevermind.
He said he HATES me 
Edit: Yay for IE swallowing letters. Kait fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 06:34 PM.
Most of the world are sheep.
