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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 03-19-2005 04:59:35 PM
...is whether or not Mark McGwire shot himself full of steroids before hitting 70 home runs a matter for a Congressional Oversight Committee? Don't they have more important things to worry about?
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 03-19-2005 05:27:15 PM
Seriously, that was like the dumbest thing ever. And if you're going to do something like that, at least know what you're talking about. One congressman said Baseball should be more like football, which has eleminated steroids. not 15 minutes later, Jim Bunning went on a rant about how half of football players used steroids. Seriously, I think Bunning would like to legislate the size of ballparks... And he said that, in his day, players didn't hit more home runs when they got older... yet Ted Williams' and Hank Aaron's best Hr/Ab seasons were their 38-40 seasons...

I really don't even see why congress has the right to do this. It was a waste of time. At least Palmero lashed out...

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The stars my destination
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-19-2005 07:11:19 PM
Of course they have more important things to worry about, like the Terri Schiavo case.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 03-19-2005 08:58:10 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Captain Planet:
Of course they have more important things to worry about, like the Terri Schiavo case.

A born again christian lawyer has subpoenaed her to testify before congress, meaning her life is now federally protected.

To quote her hubby, "Ain't that bitch dead yet?"

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-19-2005 09:05:24 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Karnaj was all like:
Of course they have more important things to worry about, like the Terri Schiavo case.

Who?

Anyway, I think the Committee is really just trying to find out how safe it is to shoot up with steroids and if it will get them hot chicks.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Maradon!
posted 03-19-2005 09:44:14 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon's fortune cookie read:
Who?

Woman in a coma on life support whose husband wants to discontinue the life support.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2005 09:57:58 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Captain Planet:
Woman in a coma on life support whose husband wants to discontinue the life support.

Terrible fucking case, the poor woman is dead, her body's just a zombie on life support.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-19-2005 10:17:02 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Maradon! said:
Woman in a coma on life support whose husband wants to discontinue the life support.

I thought a read a post on Fark the other day that said she had her feeding tube pulled? Hmm...

Kegwen fucked around with this message on 03-19-2005 at 10:17 PM.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-19-2005 10:40:21 PM
quote:
Kegwen probably says this to all the girls:
I thought a read a post on Fark the other day that said she had her feeding tube pulled? Hmm...

She was supposed to have had it pulled the 17th AFAIK. I'm not sure if they went through with it.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-20-2005 12:52:39 AM
It was pulled on the 18th. It will take a week, possibly more, for her to die under those circumstances... that's if the lawyers don't muck it all up again.

That's all that's been on the news around here for the last week. So glad I don't need to go into Clearwater on any regular basis.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-20-2005 12:55:48 AM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Maradon!'s junta released this statement:
Woman in a coma on life support whose husband wants to discontinue the life support.

IIRC, head X-rays have shown that her brain is a puddle of liquid in the back of her skull. Everything that she was is long gone; her parents and husband are fighting over the vessel. What makes it more appalling are the religious implications; as the parents most definitely believe in the notion of a soul, they are in fact imprisoning it in a body no longer capable of thought. That, folks, is the very definition of disturbing if I've ever heard it.

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 03-20-2005 at 12:58 AM.

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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 03-20-2005 12:55:59 AM
Yes the Tube was pulled however as before there is a lot of Legal wrangling around it.
Frankly this is a place where I strongly disagree with the Party line. The poor woman needs to be allowed to die. However there are a few issues
She is not on "life support" in the traditional sense. She can breath, etc on her own. She is simply on a feeding tube that provides nutrients to her. She is brain dead. Her parents are convinced that there will be some miracle and she will jump out of bed tomorrow and start singing. Her husband has a bit more common sense and wants her to be permitted to pass on.

Now since she is not on "life support" the laws and socially acceptable actions are different. now to complicate things she is in this condition because doctors screwed up and there was a lawsuit. The parents claim that the husband just wants the money and should divorce her. This means he would not be able to get the money and would have no control over her "life" Personally I dont' get this feeling about him. People are really riding him hard for having a girlfriend, but come on. Give the guy a break. His wife is a vegetable. He has moved on with his life. I can't blame him for that.

Now I think she needs to be allowed to die. But what they have done to her so far has been torture. Her parents have continued to fight and the tube has been removed and replaced 2 or 3 times now. And the process is not pleasant. You starve to death over the course of a week or so. Last time they pulled the tube it was out for 6 days. She was almost dead when they started feeding her again. If she has any ability to feel then I dread to think what she is going though.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-20-2005 02:53:53 AM
FYI, dehydration will kill her long before she has a chance to starve to death. People just say she'll starve to death because it sounds nastier. Not that it matters because she can't really feel pain anymore since all the bits of her brain responsible for pain don't work.
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Maradon!
posted 03-20-2005 03:48:37 AM
The thing I'm having trouble seeing is, so long as her medical bills are paid for, why insist on letting her die at all?

If the parents want to continue sustaining what is essentially her corpse, why even bother fighting them?

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 03-20-2005 03:49:44 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Maradon! wrote:
The thing I'm having trouble seeing is, so long as her medical bills are paid for, why insist on letting her die at all?

If the parents want to continue sustaining what is essentially her corpse, why even bother fighting them?


Because she's taking up room in the hospital for one, and two there are probably lots of humane rights people all over the place preaching both sides or whatnot.

Maradon!
posted 03-20-2005 03:52:59 AM
quote:
Fizodeth had this to say about (_|_):
Because she's taking up room in the hospital for one, and two there are probably lots of humane rights people all over the place preaching both sides or whatnot.

First off, it doesn't matter if she's taking up room at the hospital so long as the room is paid for. Hospitals have no critical shortage of room.

Second, what does any human rights group have to do with the situation? The woman is, for all intents and purposes, dead. If sustaining her lifeless husk comforts her family, why stop them?

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 03-20-2005 04:20:26 AM
quote:
So quoth Maradon!:
First off, it doesn't matter if she's taking up room at the hospital so long as the room is paid for. Hospitals have no critical shortage of room.

Second, what does any human rights group have to do with the situation? The woman is, for all intents and purposes, dead. If sustaining her lifeless husk comforts her family, why stop them?


Because her husband is her legal next of kin, not her parents. This is nothing more than a power-over-Terri's-body fight between the two.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-20-2005 04:28:12 AM
quote:
Azizza had this to say about Jimmy Carter:

Frankly this is a place where I strongly disagree with the Party line.

I quite agree. What I find to be even more ironic is that a lot of the same people in Congress who are fighting so hard to keep her alive are the same people who, every other day of the year, are carrying on loudly and longly about how the government should get off the backs of the people and stay out of their business.

Unless it serves to advance your moral/political agenda, I guess. Funny how that works out.

Callalron fucked around with this message on 03-20-2005 at 04:29 AM.

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Pancake
posted 03-20-2005 04:48:49 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Maradon! wrote:
The thing I'm having trouble seeing is, so long as her medical bills are paid for, why insist on letting her die at all?

If the parents want to continue sustaining what is essentially her corpse, why even bother fighting them?


Perhaps the guy doesn't want the body of his wife treated in a manner she wouldn't have approved of?

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 03-20-2005 05:04:29 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Maradon! said:
First off, it doesn't matter if she's taking up room at the hospital so long as the room is paid for. Hospitals have no critical shortage of room.

Second, what does any human rights group have to do with the situation? The woman is, for all intents and purposes, dead. If sustaining her lifeless husk comforts her family, why stop them?


In a word, closure.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 03-20-2005 06:19:02 AM
what on earth happened to this woman that turned her into a brain dead zombie in the first place, anyway? i mean shit, i didn't even know who she was until all of this feeding tube nonsense became an issue.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-20-2005 06:28:17 AM
taken from The Miami Herald

"On a winter morning in 1990 -- six years after her wedding -- she collapsed when a chemical imbalance possibly brought on by an eating disorder caused her heart to stop beating. She was 26.

She suffered severe brain damage and has relied on a feeding and hydration tube to keep her alive for the past 15 years."


edit: google search brought the article up fine.. linking brought up the Heralds registration page *boggle*

KaLourin fucked around with this message on 03-20-2005 at 06:29 AM.

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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 03-20-2005 06:40:52 AM
so basically she's been in a coma almost as long as i've been alive.

i say learn to let go!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-20-2005 10:16:02 AM
Yeah the Terri Schiavo thing really bugs me...It's not like she collapsed a year or five years ago or whatever and has shown any signs of her condition improving, or even changing. It was a decade and a half ago. Her husband is still legally responsible for her medical care, despite the fact he, I believe, moved on several years ago and is rebuilding his life. He's accepted the fact that Terri, who he loved, is gone. He just wants to put some finality to it.

Unfortunately, her parents are suing that he keeps her alive and on the feeding tube. They're not offering to take over care of her, as I recall, nor have they supplied anything even remotely resembling proof that she's still in there (when this first came to media attention, they claimed that she would blink in response to their presence; my question is if she blinks otherwise. I gather she does. She has all sorts of autonomic responses, but no higher brain functions). So essentially, they want their son-in-law to pay to keep Terri's husk alive because they're unable to deal with the fact she's gone and probably has been gone for a very long time now.

And despite the load of proof that she won't get better, Congress got involved and some of those assholes tried to force the husband to keep her on life support.

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Pancake
posted 03-20-2005 10:29:44 AM
She has spinal fluid where her cerebral cortex once was, there is no way she is recovering, ever.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Talonus
Loner
posted 03-20-2005 10:44:37 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Tron:
The thing I'm having trouble seeing is, so long as her medical bills are paid for, why insist on letting her die at all?

If the parents want to continue sustaining what is essentially her corpse, why even bother fighting them?


Her husband and several other witnesses have testified that it was her wish to have the plug pulled if she were ever to be incapacitated in a situation like this. He still cares about her too. Despite the fact that the malpractice judgement money is drying up, just last week he turned down a million dollar pay off to divorce her and let the care be turned over to the parents. He still wants to stand by his wife's wishes.

The parents are the ones fighting her wishes. Everyone else in her life has moved on other than her parents. Actually, IIRC the parents have made several false abuse claims against the nursing facility that takes care of her. This was most likely done in order to claim that the husband was taking improper care of her care should be switched over to the parents. They've been the sneaky, underhanded ones in this case.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-20-2005 11:14:25 AM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Callalron's junta released this statement:
Unless it serves to advance your moral/political agenda, I guess. Funny how that works out.

Yeah, the more I've thought about it, the more I think this is pure political quid pro quo between the GOP and their fundamentalist Christian support base. They've failed to deliver on abortion, prayer in schools, and putting them faggots in their place, so fighting ardently for this situation is the GOP's way of saying "See, we're fighting for your values! Just wanted to remind you before the 2006 elections!" Simply put, the Republican party owes them.

Just makes the situation all the more unfortunate.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-20-2005 12:38:56 PM
The scary part is when they mentioned on the news that a coalition of Republicans and Democrats were cooking up this idea TOGETHER. The only thing worse than those two groups fighting with each other is when they pull together for a little bi-partisan stupidity.

I think Lewis Black put it best when he said, "There's no bad idea a Republican has that a Democrat can't make worse."

Callalron fucked around with this message on 03-20-2005 at 12:39 PM.

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Big Easy
Pancake
posted 03-20-2005 10:48:27 PM
What bothers me more than the fact that Republicans and Democrats are actually working together on this, or that they're ignoring more important things to do this (calling a special Congressional Session for this! The cost!), is that this is steamrolling right over the Constitution.

The Supreme Court of Florida has decided that the plug needs to be pulled, so the Federal Government is stepping in to pass a law to affect only this one person, making it possible for her parents to file this case in federal courts, tying this thing up for another 15 years, and forcing her husband to pay for her care. If Congress wants to keep her going, pass a spending bill to continue her care indefinitely. But look at this from Congress's point of view: if a Congressman votes against this, they'll be labelled as a cold-hearted murderer who voted against letting Terri live, just like with Florida's "Terri's Law."

I have a sinking feeling this is gonna pass, President Bush has said he's standing by with his signing-pen. The only thing I can think of that is going to redeem our federal government is when this reaches the Supreme Court, Congress deserves a decision that will knock it back on its collective heels.

This needs to stop, as it is an abomination before our division of powers and our Constitutional system. It appalls me that Congress, the body that passes laws, has so little respect for the law of the land.

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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 03-20-2005 10:50:37 PM
What have you people done to my thread.
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 03-20-2005 11:03:21 PM
quote:
Snoota was naked while typing this:
What have you people done to my thread.

We had more important things to talk about.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

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Big Easy
Pancake
posted 03-20-2005 11:04:50 PM
quote:
Snoota obviously shouldn't have said:
What have you people done to my thread.

You DID ask if there were more important things going on for Congress to worry about.

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LeMiere
posted 03-21-2005 12:09:26 AM
Along Snoota's topic, I had the same reaction when I just read an article regarding that tonight. Why the fuck does Congress CARE?! Well... I understand the concept, but I absolutely disagree with the sentiment! It wounds my soul.

The woman... she just needs to die.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 03-21-2005 03:53:45 AM
quote:
Zaile Ghostmaker Model 2000 was programmed to say:
We had more important things to talk about.

Not really.

Sean
posted 03-21-2005 09:55:47 AM
quote:
Snoota was listening to Cher while typing:
Not really.

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Pancake
posted 03-21-2005 11:56:03 AM
quote:
Karnaj stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Yeah, the more I've thought about it, the more I think this is pure political quid pro quo between the GOP and their fundamentalist Christian support base. They've failed to deliver on abortion, prayer in schools, and putting them faggots in their place, so fighting ardently for this situation is the GOP's way of saying "See, we're fighting for your values! Just wanted to remind you before the 2006 elections!"

Hrmm... Not all of us fundamentalists agree with that line of thinking. She's dead. Her body just isn't being allowed to follow her. I do not agree with the GOP's position on this at all. My mom and my wife both know that should I become incapacitated and there is no hope at all of recovering then pull the damned plug. My wife says the same thing, though I think her mother would fight me on it so we may have to get some legal documents made up. My mom has a living will that states she's to be unhooked after a certain period of time if there's no hope of recovery.

My dad says, "I'm taking it all with me when I go! Don't unplug me!!"

I'm sure you'll find that a good number of us "fundamentalists" as you're so fond of saying, will agree that her body is just a husk. She died 15 years ago and her soul has been gone since that time. God have mercy on her soul...

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 03-21-2005 12:14:16 PM
I also think she should be allowed to die.

I don't know where her soul is, but if it is still lingering around her body, her parents are being irresponsible by not allowing her to go. You would think that they would embrace the idea of her going to be with her God.

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 03-21-2005 12:15:07 PM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler had this to say about Tron:

My dad says, "I'm taking it all with me when I go! Don't unplug me!!"


George Carlin said "Fuck you, leave my plug alone!"

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 03-21-2005 12:28:12 PM
quote:
Kermitov had this to say about John Romero:
George Carlin said "Fuck you, leave my plug alone!"

Hehehe. Same generation of people. I'm not surprised. But I get the feeling dad will just die suddenly from heart issues.

My mom has been in Geriatric Nursing for about 35 years. She likes her job but I've been warned that she'll haunt us (my brother, sister and I) the rest of our lives if we put her in a nursing home. And she grins at us all and says, "Whoever I'm the most pissed off at is who I come to live with when I'm old."

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-21-2005 03:34:14 PM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Hrmm... Not all of us fundamentalists agree with that line of thinking. She's dead. Her body just isn't being allowed to follow her. I do not agree with the GOP's position on this at all. My mom and my wife both know that should I become incapacitated and there is no hope at all of recovering then pull the damned plug. My wife says the same thing, though I think her mother would fight me on it so we may have to get some legal documents made up. My mom has a living will that states she's to be unhooked after a certain period of time if there's no hope of recovery.

My dad says, "I'm taking it all with me when I go! Don't unplug me!!"

I'm sure you'll find that a good number of us "fundamentalists" as you're so fond of saying, will agree that her body is just a husk. She died 15 years ago and her soul has been gone since that time. God have mercy on her soul...


When I say fundamentalist Christian support base, I mean just that. It does not include moderate or liberal Christians who count themselves as supporters of the GOP. Fundamentalist Christians are the people whom the GOP owes big time, and they want to make sure they retain their support base going in to 2006 and 2008. Just watch some fundamentalist TV or go to fundamentalist websites; this Terri Schiavo situation is obviously a very important issue among them.

That the Democrats are crossing the isle is further evidence that this is a political power play. The Democrats want to show the fundamentalists that they are a viable alternative to the Republicans by demonstrating that they share their values, too. Just makes the whole situation all the more deplorable.

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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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