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JooJooFlop wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Probably the first time I've looked at an assault rifle and all I can see it as is a tricked-out pistol.
Pistol?
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Azizza's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Pistol?
Focus on the handle, it looks like a pistol with a big ass barrel and lots of extra shit.
why would it piss of liberals?
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Trillee's account was hax0red to write:
Neat toy...why would it piss of liberals?
Because they can't figure out where to put the batteries?
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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This one time, at Fizodeth camp:
Focus on the handle, it looks like a pistol with a big ass barrel and lots of extra shit.
A carbine is a rifle that fires pistol rounds, so if you think about it in a roundabout way, that's essentially what it is.
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Trillee had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Neat toy...why would it piss of liberals?
Most liberals want to see firearms banned, and nearly all liberals are major proponents of renewign the "Assault" weapons ban, under which I'm pretty sure this particular firearm would have been illegal.
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Verily, Trillee doth proclaim:
Bah... we all need collections... And I don't see Azizza running off to a clocktower and shooting people!
yet
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Liam had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Why does Azizza have all of the nice things
He works for the Mafia?
j/k
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Vernaltemptress had this to say about Tron:
He works for the Mafia?
You just had to keep asking questions...
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This insanity brought to you by Azizza:
I just finished a big job so I decided to go out and splurge a little bit. I picked up a nice new M4 Carbine. Well almost an M4. It is slightly different but I prefer this configureation.
And it really pisses the liberals off anyway.
Pull the trigger and liberals two states over shit their pants and say "god DAMN! What in the name of Darwin's Grab Bag was that!?" Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael fucked around with this message on 02-25-2005 at 01:57 PM.
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Jens had this to say about John Romero:
I'm a liberal and I want guns
Ditto I'm a liberal that wants to let people do things and not restrict them.
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This insanity brought to you by Jens:
I'm a liberal and I want guns
"I like big GUNS and I can not lie
You lefty wingers can't deny
When a guy walks in with a great big gun
That he swings 'round in your face you get SPRUNG!"
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Arrenn Lightblade Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Show us the whole collection!
...or arsenal as the case may be! We want to see!
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
...not...funny...anymore...
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Nobody really understood why Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
Pull the trigger and liberals two states over shit their pants and say "god DAMN! What in the name of Darwin's Grab Bag was that!?"
"You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!"
Question asked, question answered.
-Tok
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Jens had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I'm a liberal and I want guns
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There was much rejoicing when Toktuk said this:
You planning on doing anything useful with that?-Tok
Does useful have to mean legal as well?
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So quoth JooJooFlop:
Does useful have to mean legal as well?
Yes, yes it does.
-Tok
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Mortious had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Don't use too many specials, that carbine will drain your HAM quickly.
Rifle + Head Shot = Braindead
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Azizza wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I just finished a big job so I decided to go out and splurge a little bit. I picked up a nice new M4 Carbine. Well almost an M4. It is slightly different but I prefer this configureation.
And it really pisses the liberals off anyway.[xIMG]http://homepage.mac.com/kwelz/.Pictures/m4.jpg[/IMG]
It didn't actually take you this long, did it?
I just finished my post-post-ban M4gery last December, bringing the count to 5. I still need to get a riser block for my Aimpoint, because my ARMS mount doesn't raise the dot above the front sight, but once I do that I'll be golden.
Now I've just got to save up for the P2000 that FN showed at SHOT. Maybe the P90, too, but that'll depend on how much fun my friend's Five-seveN is next time we go out and shoot.
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Toktuk stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Yes, yes it does.-Tok
He plans on looking at its purrrrrdy lines.
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Maradon! attempted to be funny by writing:
A carbine is a rifle that fires pistol rounds, so if you think about it in a roundabout way, that's essentially what it is.
My understanding is that a Carbine is a short rifle. The Small size lends it to be used by Calvery, Paratroops and special forces, anyone were the large size of a long rifle would be cumbersome.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith