The driver finally comes to and asks "What the hell was that for?!?" The Trooper says "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you over you'd better have your license and registration ready when we get to your car." Not wanting to make the situation worse the driver says "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here." The Trooper runs the license and it comes back clean. He returns the driver's license and then walks around to the passenger's window. Taps on it a couple of times with the nightstick and when the passenger rolls the window down smacks him over the head as well! After he recovers the passenger shouts, "What the hell was that all about?" "Just making your wishes come true", the Trooper explains. The still stunned passenger replys "Huh?"
The Trooper says, "I know how you Yankees are! Two miles down the road you're gonna say: 'I wish that redneck bastard had tried that shit with me!!'"
Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 01-28-2005 at 07:27 PM.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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/dev/null stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I see how this is... no sense of humor.
It was a crappy joke. Involving Texas in something does not automatically make it cool/funny.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
It was a crappy joke. Involving Texas in something does not automatically make it cool/funny.
And I really do wish you'd keep your word about putting me on ignore. I am getting fed up with your bullshit. I've kept my mouth shut and ignored your insults for weeks now. Fuck off and die. Put me on ignore like you told me you were going to do and go back to whatever circle jerk for attention that you want to participate in.
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/dev/null had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I see how this is... no sense of humor.
In that you have no sense of humor, yes.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Gunslinger Moogle obviously shouldn't have said:
In that you have no sense of humor, yes.
I have a sense of humor...
I'm just not sure where I put it.
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/dev/null had this to say about Captain Planet:
And I really do wish you'd keep your word about putting me on ignore. I am getting fed up with your bullshit. I've kept my mouth shut and ignored your insults for weeks now. Fuck off and die. Put me on ignore like you told me you were going to do and go back to whatever circle jerk for attention that you want to participate in.
No.
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Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
No.
Go fuck yourself then and leave me the hell alone. You've made it quite clear that you do no like me yet you keep poking your snout where it doesn't belong. I'm betting that if I took this up with the powers that be it would qualify as harrassment which, last I checked, was against forum rules and was potential banning grounds.
Get bent, get lost and fucking die.
The drama llama invading the thread made me scowl, though.
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Tron:
Go fuck yourself then and leave me the hell alone. You've made it quite clear that you do no like me yet you keep poking your snout where it doesn't belong. I'm betting that if I took this up with the powers that be it would qualify as harrassment which, last I checked, was against forum rules and was potential banning grounds.Get bent, get lost and fucking die.
It is not a crime to think a joke is not funny.
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Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
It is not a crime to think a joke is not funny.
You made it quite clear that you don't like me. In your words you think that I'm lower than dog shit. And yet you keep reading threads I make, keep making shitty comments about me and directed at me in IRC, comment and poke at posts I make to other threads.
This is not a case of "Oh, I'm innocent, I'm just saying I don't like the joke". This is "Yeah, I'm going to be an ass and poke at someone who I don't like because I can hide behind a bullshit defense." Why don't you grow some manners and leave people the fuck alone? Better yet, why don't you grow the fuck up and learn some basic respect.
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ACES! Another post by Random Insanity Generator:
You made it quite clear that you don't like me. In your words you think that I'm lower than dog shit. And yet you keep reading threads I make, keep making shitty comments about me and directed at me in IRC, comment and poke at posts I make to other threads.This is not a case of "Oh, I'm innocent, I'm just saying I don't like the joke". This is "Yeah, I'm going to be an ass and poke at someone who I don't like because I can hide behind a bullshit defense." Why don't you grow some manners and leave people the fuck alone? Better yet, why don't you grow the fuck up and learn some basic respect.
This forum is an area where new ideas are introduced all the time. Not everyone likes them.
If you can't handle that, maybe you should find a board where it's illegal for anyone to disagree with you.
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A sleep deprived Mr. Parcelan stammered:
This forum is an area where new ideas are introduced all the time. Not everyone likes them.If you can't handle that, maybe you should find a board where it's illegal for anyone to disagree with you.
Maybe we should see if Drysart will keep his word and ban you for harrassment. Or did you forget the bullshit that went down after you fucked with Mightion? You've already been on thin ice over shit like this, I've been holding my tongue and trying to ignore your rampaging asshole nature but it seems that there are limits to things.
Leave Me The Fuck Alone. Fucking Put Me On Ignore. Go The Fuck Away And Never Make Your Presence Known To Me Again.
I just didn't think this joke was funny and I said so. It is not against the rules to have a differing opinion.
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Liam thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
The joke kind of does suck.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Also: It is interesting how most often I only post after Liam does. Is it because he gives me courage? Who knows!
I, for one, don't.
Hi Liam.
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Goma had this to say about John Romero:
I guffawed once or twice.Also: It is interesting how most often I only post after Liam does. Is it because he gives me courage? Who knows!
I, for one, don't.
Hi Liam.
Hi Alex, me and my chums made an underground fort this evening. we're going to use it for illicit deeds.
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Liam obviously shouldn't have said:
Hi Alex, me and my chums made an underground fort this evening. we're going to use it for illicit deeds.
Pardon my slang, but you're going to hot-box a snow fort? Sounds pretty sweet to me. When and where will this be taking place?
Edit: I think this thread has been thoroughly hijacked. I will promptly stop posting in it so that it may either die, or continue its downward spiral into oblivion. Goma fucked around with this message on 01-28-2005 at 11:18 PM.
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Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:I just didn't think this joke was funny and I said so. It is not against the rules to have a differing opinion.
I shall use this opportunity to throw your words back at you in this case:
If you don't like it, don't read it.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Lyinar Ka`Bael said:
I shall use this opportunity to throw your words back at you in this case:If you don't like it, don't read it.
I shall use this opportunity to act as you did when you were told that.
No. We are all entitled to our opinions.
quote:Thanks for the reminder. I needed to turn off my VCR so it'd tape Toonami & Adult Swim tomorrow.
nem-x needs to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
Go and die! DIE! DIE! DIE INYUASHA! SUFFER INUYASHA!
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`Doc embraced inferiority and said
I did enjoy the topic about Charlie, his new Corgi.
Charlie appreciates your vote of confidence and your vote for him in this latest re-election.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Parcelan said:
I shall use this opportunity to act as you did when you were told that.No. We are all entitled to our opinions.
Ah, so the hypocrisy we all knew you possessed rears its ugly head.
RIG is right. You need to stop harrassing him, and others, and just do as you always were so quick to tell me to do, chill.
I don't know what's gotten into you lately. You were getting better, now you've turned into a major dickwad again. Nearly everything you say, if it isn't some attention whoring post about your life, is some nasty, snide remark. I don't know where the improving Parcelan went to, but I know I liked him better than the asshole you've been lately.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
I don't know what this whole "being a dickwad lately" thing is or where it's coming from, but I'm willing to bet it's usually used when people want me to change to fit them.
You wouldn't do it. I won't do it, either.
I don't get in arguments as much anymore, but if, in your eyes, it's a choice between me being peacable and me never speaking an opinion again, then the choice will be for me to say what I want.
It's not harrassment. It's not a personal attack.
I didn't like the joke. I said so. It has nothing to do with RIG.
RIG incited a reaction from Parcelan, while Parce was just one of many saying the joke sucked. I didn't really like it either. I probably would have said something if I cared enough.
I mean, Parce could've stayed out, but the same can be said for Kegwen and Talonus. Everything he's posted since wouldn't have happened if everybody stayed :cool:.
Rah.
Notice what I DID point out, Parce has cussed me our rather brutally via IRC and said on more than one occasion that he was going to put me on ignore because I was the lowest form of life he's seen. Every time he's had a "I hate things" thread, I've always wound up at the bottom of the list, typically BELOW the object of hate. I have said nothing and let him express HIS OPINION OF ME more than freely. However this thread didn't invite him. If he hates me so much WHY READ A FUCKING THREAD I POSTED? Oh, is it because he's a jackass who just likes to fucking piss people off because he's got nothing better to do with his life? Seems like a winner to me. I'm lower than dog shit, I'm the scum of the universe, he's pissed because I have a daughter (gee, how many times have I mentioned that to people and they still act supprized) that was removed from my life and I will be ignored from here on out because I'm unfit to be called a Human Being. But funny enough he still talks shit in IRC, he still posts replies to my threads and attempts at each turn to provoke a responce from me. Poor boy just can't deal with the fact that he's not the center of the universe and that if he were to be eaten by WarChief Gus and his new minion Charles that we probably wouldn't notice for a few weeks. If we noticed at all.
Get your ass out of my threads, do not speak of me or to me ever again. I'm asking you to do what you already told me you were going to do. Are you incapable of actually following through on your word?
I didn't care for the joke. I said nothing of you.
