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I am getting fed up with your bullshit. I've kept my mouth shut and ignored your insults for weeks now. Fuck off and die. Put me on ignore like you told me you were going to do and go back to whatever circle jerk for attention that you want to participate in.This is not a case of "Oh, I'm innocent, I'm just saying I don't like the joke". This is "Yeah, I'm going to be an ass and poke at someone who I don't like because I can hide behind a bullshit defense." Why don't you grow some manners and leave people the fuck alone? Better yet, why don't you grow the fuck up and learn some basic respect.
I don't know what's gotten into you lately. You were getting better, now you've turned into a major dickwad again. Nearly everything you say, if it isn't some attention whoring post about your life, is some nasty, snide remark. I don't know where the improving Parcelan went to, but I know I liked him better than the asshole you've been lately.
Although I admit I attention whore as well. I just don't go around making snide remarks under the ruse of being comical, or expressing a valid opinion when it is discovered I made a snide remark.
awesome job.
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BetaTested had this to say about Cuba:
I'd like to say, I didn't find the joke particularly amusing. However, I do not care much for Parce either. I see not why he seems to be the big fad, or at least hype himself up to be the big fad.Although I admit I attention whore as well. I just don't go around making snide remarks under the ruse of being comical, or expressing a valid opinion when it is discovered I made a snide remark.
I...wasn't doing anything of the sort.
Contrary to popular belief, I had no ulterior motive. I wasn't trying to make RIG feel bad. I wasn't trying to hype myself up. I wasn't trying to be comical.
I didn't find the joke funny. I said so. People say things when they disagree. That's how the world works. If somebody doesn't like it, they say something.
There was nothing personal about my post. I don't care about RIG or why he weeps at night because I don't like him.
I made a comment and, as usual, whenever I try to say anything that isn't kissing someone's ass or a cutesy post, I immediately get mobbed by people with vendettas, grudges or old hatreds. Because, naturally, if I'm not saying something good directly to whoever is involved, it must be bad and evil and an attempt to destroy somebody.
And the usual suspects crawl out of the woodwork time and time again. Like a plague, you continually hound me in hopes that someday you'll get your revenge by trying to bring me down.
It's not going to work. You won't shut me up because you don't like what I have to say. It doesn't work that way.
Deal.
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`Doc stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
It's just one strand of straw, dude! Look, I can hold it in two fingers. See? Light as a feather. Now put it on the damned camel and let's go.
Once again, it'd be a valid comparison if I had said anything about RIG personally. This is nothing more than one person assuming I'm out to get them and a number of people with unresolved grudges attempting to cause a riot where there is none.
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Ninety-nine bottles of Mr. Parcelan on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Mr. Parcelan...
Once again, it'd be a valid comparison if I had said anything about RIG personally. This is nothing more than one person assuming I'm out to get them and a number of people with unresolved grudges attempting to cause a riot where there is none.
quote:That's not even the original joke. It was taken and "TEXAS FUCK YEAH"-ized.
/dev/null Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Two yankees are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The Trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and *WHACK*... the Trooper smacked him over the head with the stick.The driver finally comes to and asks "What the hell was that for?!?" The Trooper says "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you over you'd better have your license and registration ready when we get to your car." Not wanting to make the situation worse the driver says "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here." The Trooper runs the license and it comes back clean. He returns the driver's license and then walks around to the passenger's window. Taps on it a couple of times with the nightstick and when the passenger rolls the window down smacks him over the head as well! After he recovers the passenger shouts, "What the hell was that all about?" "Just making your wishes come true", the Trooper explains. The still stunned passenger replys "Huh?"
The Trooper says, "I know how you Yankees are! Two miles down the road you're gonna say: 'I wish that redneck bastard had tried that shit with me!!'"
