sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Pirotess:
I want a job as the guy who cooks up the different ways they kill the animals they make the food out of.
All those jobs got outsourced to the remaining Nazis.
Dragging them through electrified water is so much cooler anyway.
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Ruvyen had this to say about dark elf butts:
Electrified water? Jesus. Whatever happened to a good axe to the neck?
Mmm...pre-cooked chicken.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Ruvyen said:
Electrified water? Jesus. Whatever happened to a good axe to the neck?
Very manpower intensive, and therefore expensive. Plus, it's harder to save out the lips for use in McNuggets.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
"Treat those chickens better!"
"Dude, we're still going to EAT them afterwards."
"Um..... so?"
Sounds kinky.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bloodsage said:
I have to ask: wtf is a "feather PETA"?Sounds kinky.
It was a pun on "whether or not". 
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Verily, Bloodsage doth proclaim:
I have to ask: wtf is a "feather PETA"?Sounds kinky.
I dont know, sounds like some sort of massaging technique to me.
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So quoth Mike the Butcher:
I'm more suprised that there is actually chicken meat in those nuggets, I always figured it was some sort of soy product.
That is the first thing I thought too!! Ridiculous... I do not care how the chickens die... so long as I get my McDeals for 5 dollars.
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"There has been very little study of this process as to impact on animal welfare," Langert said Wednesday.
How the fuck do they determine these things anyway? Poll the chickens?
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Maradon! painfully thought these words up:
How the fuck do they determine these things anyway? Poll the chickens?
you know, I bet if you were a chicken, you'd be willing to voice your opinion on your welfare.
Edit: I mean, if you chase a chicken around they do display a certain level of discontent. I'm almost positive said discontent could be gauged somehow. Manticore fucked around with this message on 12-30-2004 at 08:26 PM.
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Manticore had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
you know, I bet if you were a chicken, you'd be willing to voice your opinion on your welfare.
If I were a chicken I'd be incapable of cognative thought and really wouldn't care.
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Mike the Butcher wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I'm more suprised that there is actually chicken meat in those nuggets, I always figured it was some sort of soy product.
McDonald's recieves it's food from the same place that supplies most major grocery stores. The chickens you're eating in those Chicken McNuggets are the same chickens you're getting from Smith's or Albertson's.
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Snoota had this to say about dark elf butts:
McDonald's recieves it's food from the same place that supplies most major grocery stores. The chickens you're eating in those Chicken McNuggets are the same chickens you're getting from Smith's or Albertson's.
Except that Albertsons or Smith's would probably have the McGibblets somewhere in the back.
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Pesco wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Am I the only one that sees possible human health hazards from killing the animals we eat with an airborne poison?
I see a major problem with killing them in a sesspool of dead smoky chicken water.
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Pesco's account was hax0red to write:
Am I the only one that sees possible human health hazards from killing the animals we eat with an airborne poison?
They aren't using airborne poisons. They're depriving them of oxygen by replacing the air in the room with an unbreatheable gas, such as nitrogen or argon.
It won't be fun for the chickens, but it won't leave any poison or anything in the meat.
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Vorbis was naked while typing this:
They aren't using airborne poisons. They're depriving them of oxygen by replacing the air in the room with an unbreatheable gas, such as nitrogen or argon.It won't be fun for the chickens, but it won't leave any poison or anything in the meat.
And this is why you should read the whole article, kids!
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So quoth Vorbis:
They aren't using airborne poisons. They're depriving them of oxygen by replacing the air in the room with an unbreatheable gas, such as nitrogen or argon.It won't be fun for the chickens, but it won't leave any poison or anything in the meat.
Exactly. We use the same shit in our aircraft to contain cargo and engine fires.
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Jajahotep had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I see a major problem with killing them in a sesspool of dead smoky chicken water.
Where do you think McD's gets their chicken soup from?
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Check out the big brain on Mightion Defensor!
Where do you think McD's gets their chicken soup from?
McDonalds sells chicken soup where you live?
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Everyone wondered WTF when Snoota wrote:
McDonald's recieves it's food from the same place that supplies most major grocery stores. The chickens you're eating in those Chicken McNuggets are the same chickens you're getting from Smith's or Albertson's.
Thats good to know, friends who worked at McDonalds were always talking some nonsense about how the meat isnt "meat".
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Check out the big brain on JooJooFlop!
McDonalds sells chicken soup where you live?
Yes. I think they sell Broccoli Cheese and one other...
I always get the same thing... a Double Quarter Pounder with bacon, no opions, no pickles, four piece McNuggets, and large fries and Coke. 
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Pvednes was all like:
What part of a chicken is its nuggets?
well technically it'd have to be a rooster for a start...
..but they kind compromise...
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Abbikat painfully thought these words up:
well technically it'd have to be a rooster for a start.....but they kind compromise...
huh huh
huh huh
nuggets
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ACES! Another post by Mightion Defensor:
I always get the same thing... a Double Quarter Pounder with bacon, no opions, no pickles, four piece McNuggets, and large fries and Coke.
I tend to vary what I order. Also, when I eat out, it tends to be the only real meal I have for that whole day.
Sometimes I get a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese (or Big Mac), Large fries, Large coke, and a 20 pack of McNuggets. Sometimes I get the Double Qpounder with Cheese, Large fries, large coke, and a crispy chicken ceasar salad.
And sometimes I get a Double Qpounder with Cheese, Crispy Chicken sandwich, Fillet O' Fish sandwich, large fries, and a large coke. I like knowing that three different animals must have died for my meal. (I usually don't finish this one, but it still gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling of pointless death inside.)
Anyway... I like the mental images I'm getting of chickens in the 'lectric hottub.
