Can't they just have a dicapitation machine or something?
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Manticore had this to say about Knight Rider:
uh, being locked in a room and then suffocated seems to me to be a very bad way to die.Can't they just have a dicapitation machine or something?
Chickens live for a while after they're decapitated.
If you're suffocated, you fall asleep before you die.
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Chickens live for a while after they're decapitated.
But before you fall asleep, aren't you experiencing a whole lot of agony?
I think the electrified water thing is a good idea.
How much are people getting paid to think up ways to kill these chickens, anyway?
Chickens don't know, though, and so they're rather complacent. They get light-headed, then drowzy, then they fall asleep. In a matter of minutes they're all dead. Rather painless, and it doesn't do anything bad to the meat at all--unlike more startling deaths.
And life after decapitation depends on your intrepretation of living. Since it's only the stem of the brain that remains it's just a pack of nerves that's causing the chicken to run around, though it's possible for the decapitation to leave some of the rest of the brain. Waisz fucked around with this message on 12-31-2004 at 12:16 PM.
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`Doc thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
It's not that they can't breathe; they can breathe just fine. It's that the gas they're breathing doesn't get absorbed, and would be useless to them anyway. The body doesn't reject nitrogen because there's a lot of it in the air anyway. So the chickens would just get depleted of oxygen. Same thing happens from breathing helium out of a baloon (though I admit to never trying this; I just imitated the squeaky voice).
Oxyagen is depleted from the system, the brain starts to shutdown from the excess of carbon dioxide building up and the person initially becomes light headed (actually, they're high) and eventually passes out from the lack of oxyagen. After a bit longer the brain ceases functions and the heart will stop beating.
Hence why there is no pain in carbon monoxide poisoning. Many times, people dont realize its happening, and there is no fear as they pass out.
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Snoota had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
McDonald's recieves it's food from the same place that supplies most major grocery stores. The chickens you're eating in those Chicken McNuggets are the same chickens you're getting from Smith's or Albertson's.
I apologize for any jokes I may have made in the past about McD's. I didn't realize how cool you guys are about killing the critters you use. I want to know what you do to the cows now.
And if they give them nitrogen, wouldn't that essentially give them the bends? Or am I not hip to how the bends work?
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And if they give them nitrogen, wouldn't that essentially give them the bends? Or am I not hip to how the bends work?
I believe the bends has to do with nitrogen bubbles forming as the pressure changes. If there's no pressure change, then that won't happen. Right?
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I believe the bends has to do with nitrogen bubbles forming as the pressure changes. If there's no pressure change, then that won't happen. Right?
Exactly. When you compress to insane depths, your body does adapt.
There's an underwater training lab that teaches you how to escape a DSRV.. it's basically a very big vertical pool.
To start, they put a bag NOT filled with air (As in, there's oodles of room in it) at the bottom, let it out of the airlock, then let you watch as it rises.
It expands as it goes up, then explodes before it ever reaches the top.
That's what happens to your lungs if you hold your breath.
It's kind of the same thing with your blood as well, but on a smaller scale. Remember, air pockets in your bloodstream act as clots! Inject 1CC of air (Hell, not even that much) into your corotid artery sometime. You'll (almost) instantly die of a stroke. Do it near your heart. Heart attack time! 
There's an idea.. give the little chickens strokes.
Carbon monoxide poisoning is kind of the same as replacing the oxygen in the air, but not really. There's a chemical in your blood called Hemoglobin. Yes, I probably spelled it wrong. Anyway, it's basically a chemical transport for oxygen and Co2. It's easy to get either in and out of the chemical very fast. However, Carbon Monoxide (Co) likes to stay in there. So what happens is your blood is pumping fine, but there's literally nowhere for the oxygen to go in your blood, thus it doesn't get to your cells. Carbon dioxide builds up as well.. and .. poof.
I had a really bad dream that I was dying of carbon monoxide poisoning.. turns out some sound just woke me up six hours early. D:
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
terminal bends would rock for the chickens.
To hell with that, just get them to some huge presure slowly, then blow the vents and dump them back to baseline. Watch them explode as their lungs burst from their ribcages like something from Alien.
Maybe pump some of that inert gas into the pressure chamber a few minutes before you let 'er rip, so oxygen deprivation gets 'em high. Throw the switch, send a hundred stoned chicken souls to god.
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I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that drops 10 dollars at mcdonalds for a meal.
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Zaile Ghostmaker had this to say about Knight Rider:
To hell with that, just get them to some huge presure slowly, then blow the vents and dump them back to baseline. Watch them explode as their lungs burst from their ribcages like something from Alien.Maybe pump some of that inert gas into the pressure chamber a few minutes before you let 'er rip, so oxygen deprivation gets 'em high. Throw the switch, send a hundred stoned chicken souls to god.
I don't know which concept amuses me more... this one or the concept that somewhere in the world there's a job where someone fires chickens out of a cannon to test aircraft windshields.
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Actually, he had it correct the first time.
Well shit, that is a compliment! D:
Did I at least get the rest of the shit spewing out of my ass correct?
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Well shit, that is a compliment! D:Did I at least get the rest of the shit spewing out of my ass correct?
No, but you were close enough for it not to matter that much.
http://www.upc-online.org/townsend/ - Caution, graphic images of chickens being toasted with electricamal water and I think one of the pictures is bluddy.
Personally, I think it's a silly way to kill chickens and I keep giggling because it's silly. They go in white and clean, and come out brown and toasted. Am I a bad person?
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They go in as chickens, and come out as toast.http://www.upc-online.org/townsend/ - Caution, graphic images of chickens being toasted with electricamal water and I think one of the pictures is bluddy.
Personally, I think it's a silly way to kill chickens and I keep giggling because it's silly. They go in white and clean, and come out brown and toasted. Am I a bad person?
I keep imagining that loser in the chicken costume going through there and cant stop loling. 
