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Topic: sex?
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 11:31:19 AM
Here are pictures of me! Look Mr. Parcelan, no Y chromosome! YAY!



Winning IS everything
Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-19-2004 11:32:36 AM
YOU'RE NIKE?!

You should have heard the things Gary was saying about you. HAHAHAHAHA

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-19-2004 11:32:55 AM
The bald dude looks like the Monarch.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-19-2004 11:33:39 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Pirotess:
The bald dude looks like the Monarch.

That's Inferno-Spirit

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Puggy
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 11:42:19 AM
You're pretty pretty.
Nike
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 11:43:43 AM
quote:
Puggy said this about your mom:
You're pretty pretty.

*blush*
Aww... thanks

Winning IS everything
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-19-2004 11:59:46 AM
quote:
When they turned on the Infinite Improbability Drive, Nike stammered,
sex?

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Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 11:59:52 AM
quote:
Delidgamond had this to say about the Spice Girls:
That's Inferno-Spirit

He looks like a fetus in that picture.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-19-2004 12:01:05 PM
quote:
Delidgamond said this about your mom:
YOU'RE NIKE?!

You should have heard the things Gary was saying about you. HAHAHAHAHA


Ahahaha... oh shit, I soooo didn't see this coming! rofl

Vorago fucked around with this message on 10-19-2004 at 12:02 PM.

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 10-19-2004 12:11:57 PM
So... Delid/IS/Vorago knew Nike, and vice versa, but they didn't KNOW they did on the boards?
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-19-2004 12:13:17 PM
...

That's Agent A's evil twin.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 10-19-2004 12:13:45 PM
This thread is .
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 10-19-2004 12:15:23 PM
I find this hilarious!
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-19-2004 12:19:33 PM
quote:
Fizodeth had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
So... Delid/IS/Vorago knew Nike, and vice versa, but they didn't KNOW they did on the boards?

Burger / Inferno-Spirit / Delidgamond / Vorago know Nike

IS/Deli/Vor did not know Nike was Nike

Burger is assumed to have known Nike was Nike

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 10-19-2004 12:22:38 PM
quote:
Vorago was listening to Cher while typing:
Burger / Inferno-Spirit / Delidgamond / Vorago know Nike

IS/Deli/Vor did not know Nike was Nike

Burger is assumed to have known Nike was Nike


Hilarity in it's ensueing-ness!

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-19-2004 12:34:24 PM
This is why I like Canada.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 10-19-2004 12:39:17 PM
IS looks like a total batman in that picture

stop having cancer alright

hey
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 10-19-2004 12:40:39 PM
quote:
Bajah said this about your mom:
This is why I like Canada.

Ditto

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-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 12:44:26 PM
I approve.
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 10-19-2004 12:48:03 PM
Does everyone in Canada know each other or something?
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 10-19-2004 12:49:32 PM
I see pictures of big kitties in the background!

I wanna see those!

Ferrel!
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 10-19-2004 12:49:55 PM
quote:
Naimah had this to say about Knight Rider:
Does everyone in Canada know each other or something?

No just everyone in Windsor. (Except nobody knows me except for vorago )

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-19-2004 12:51:45 PM
quote:
Nike had this to say about Duck Tales:

Comedy fucking gold

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-19-2004 12:52:17 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Naimah:
Does everyone in Canada know each other or something?

Nah, just so happens there are now 6 of us from the same city on here now, heh.

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-19-2004 12:56:37 PM
quote:
Nike had this to say about dark elf butts:
Here are pictures of me! Look Mr. Parcelan, no Y chromosome! YAY!




Wicked hot.

The worst member of EC.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-19-2004 12:57:51 PM
quote:
Khyron got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Comedy fucking gold

You're easily amused.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-19-2004 12:58:38 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why JooJooFlop wrote:
You're easily amused.

Of course I am. I'm at work.

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 10-19-2004 01:02:18 PM
quote:
Nike had this to say about pies:
Here are pictures of me! Look Mr. Parcelan, no Y chromosome! YAY!



Oh damn, isn't good enough for this thread now.

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-19-2004 01:02:31 PM
Was the first picture supposed to be something else?
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 10-19-2004 01:03:43 PM
Emo glasses...rrrrghh...
El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 10-19-2004 01:03:55 PM
Yes, it was another picture of Nike, but somebody replaced it with a car wreck.

Those of you who don't get the joke can be directed to Khyron, who will insult your dog and your mother.

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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-19-2004 01:09:16 PM
quote:
Vorago's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Nah, just so happens there are now 6 of us from the same city on here now, heh.

Derrr, SEVEN of us from Windsor... guess I should remember to count myself, heh

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-19-2004 01:15:26 PM
For the record, my comment was directed at the whole "holy crap, we know each other?" stuff and not Nike's appearance.

Thank you.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-19-2004 01:17:51 PM
quote:
Bajah said this about your mom:
For the record, my comment was directed at the whole "holy crap, we know each other?" stuff and not Nike's appearance.

Thank you.


Too late, the attack ads are already in circulation.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Talonus
Loner
posted 10-19-2004 01:22:04 PM
quote:
Bajah enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
For the record, my comment was directed at the whole "holy crap, we know each other?" stuff and not Nike's appearance.

You fear Led's response eh?

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 10-19-2004 01:25:02 PM
quote:
Nike Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Here are pictures of me! Look Mr. Parcelan, no Y chromosome! YAY!


i don't know about that really =\

hey
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 10-19-2004 01:30:06 PM
quote:
Jens stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
i don't know about that really =\

You win the thread.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-19-2004 01:35:45 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Talonus scored a straight 1 with:
You fear Led's response eh?

That, and I don't like to be misunderstood

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 10-19-2004 01:39:40 PM
Bah, whoever fixed it, BAH, I say!
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-19-2004 01:55:27 PM
Why was this addressed to me?
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