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Okay, so I guess I'm not really trying all that hard to not-offend. I'm just getting rather tired of it. I probably shouldn't open my mouth, but I don't find this funny at all.
I admit, I'm not going to pick it apart. I'm sure several people on this board will be more than glad to. I'm just going to comment that I think it's about time that everyone stopped whining about the fact that the Democrats 'won'.
Please, this is starting to sound almost as stupid as the Republicans did under Clinton. This has been hashed over so many times it isn't funny anymore. It's just another sad reminder that the Democrats have nothing better to bring to the table than "OMG LOLZOR don't elect Bush for the first time!"
Edited slightly to change a couple words around. Make it slightly less inflamitory. Or something. Please don't hurt me. Zaeron fucked around with this message on 10-17-2004 at 11:58 PM.
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Zaeron had this to say about Cuba:
It's just another sad reminder that the Democrats have nothing better to bring to the table than "OMG LOLZOR don't elect Bush for the first time!"
While I agree with most of your post, I can hardly believe anyone on any side could say this.
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Lashanna probably says this to all the girls:
While I agree with most of your post, I can hardly believe anyone on any side could say this.
Stupid choice of words... Rather, what I meant was, the Democrats seem to be spending more time bashing Bush than they are convincing me that they will actually do things better... And I'm not saying the Republicans aren't doing the same thing, for the record. That'll teach me to take more time to read through my posts. I shouldn't have to use the edit button twice 
Whoa, deep, man. I think this, like, makes me my own grandpa or something.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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ACES! Another post by Karnaj:
If he'd been elected, then you wouldn't have posted this.Whoa, deep, man. I think this, like, makes me my own grandpa or something.
You did do the nasty in the pasty.
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Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
The sad thing about this election is most of the arguments for Kerry are that he's not Bush. This strikes me as a terrible way to vote.
That may be, but using the same logic, it is still a better way to vote than voting for Bush or not at all.
*shoots himself in the foot*
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Aw, geez, I have Mr. Parcelan all over myself!
The sad thing about this election is most of the arguments for Kerry are that he's not Bush. This strikes me as a terrible way to vote.
Why? If you feel that someone is doing a spectacularly shitty job, then wouldn't you want someone(read: anyone) to replace him posthaste? And since there's only one person who has a decent chance of replacing Bush...
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Zair stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
That may be, but using the same logic, it is still a better way to vote than voting for Bush or not at all.
It's always better to vote than to not vote.
But to have no other reason to vote than "because the other option is worse" is also very bad.
I don't vote for Bush because he's Republican or because he's not Kerry. I agree with his stances.
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Nobody really understood why Karnaj wrote:
Why? If you feel that someone is doing a spectacularly shitty job, then wouldn't you want someone(read: anyone) to replace him posthaste? And since there's only one person who has a decent chance of replacing Bush...
It's like jumping off a cliff when you're on fire because there might be a river at the bottom. There might only be jagged rocks or MORE FIRE!
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ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
It's like jumping off a cliff when you're on fire because there might be a river at the bottom. There might only be jagged rocks or MORE FIRE!
Well, given that or stand there and burn to death I'd go for the cliff thingy.
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Mr. Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
It's always better to vote than to not vote.But to have no other reason to vote than "because the other option is worse" is also very bad.
I don't vote for Bush because he's Republican or because he's not Kerry. I agree with his stances.
And I agree with Kerry's. Not everyone wants to vote for him because he's "not Bush"
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A sleep deprived JooJooFlop stammered:
Well, given that or stand there and burn to death I'd go for the cliff thingy.
You could try that stop drop and roll thing - although, then again, I've never had to actually try that out. Maybe it doesn't work.
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We were all impressed when Blindy. wrote:
And I agree with Kerry's. Not everyone wants to vote for him because he's "not Bush"
That's good. But the survey I took awhile ago indicates that most votes for Kerry went to him because he wasn't Bush.
The same argument applies to people I talk to on the street. There's no reason to vote for Kerry. Just a bunch of reasons not to vote for Bush.
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Mr. Parcelan put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
It's like jumping off a cliff when you're on fire because there might be a river at the bottom. There might only be jagged rocks or MORE FIRE!
Sorry, your analogy fails. A more apt analogy is, say, a factory manager. If you hire a manager who completely fucks your factory up, replacing him with the first person with decent qualifications you can find is more reasonable than saying, "let's give him another chance. Maybe he'll be better this time around. Or maybe we'll find someone who can solve all our problems on one fell swoop."
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Zaeron attempted to be funny by writing:
You could try that stop drop and roll thing - although, then again, I've never had to actually try that out. Maybe it doesn't work.
Why can't Kerry be stop, drop & roll? Bush is the one who set you on fire in the first place, so it's hard to expect anything from him other than more fire.
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Karnaj had this to say about Pirotess:
Sorry, your analogy fails. A more apt analogy is, say, a factory manager. If you hire a manager who completely fucks your factory up, replacing him with the first person with decent qualifications you can find is more reasonable than saying, "let's give him another chance. Maybe he'll be better this time around. Or maybe we'll find someone who can solve all our problems on one fell swoop."
Or maybe we'll find someone that's worse.
However, Azizza would also have shat himself.
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Vorbis had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
If McCain had been elected, we wouldn't be in this mess.However, Azizza would also have shat himself.
I don't think he would make a good president. Senator, yes. President? Nay.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
I don't think he would make a good president. Senator, yes. President? Nay.
I agree with his stances on almost everything more than I do with Bush, Kerry, or Gore. I think he's also more diplomatic than Bush, more lively and amiable than Gore, and would be a strong voice for American power and cooperation internationally.
Sadly I doubt he'd run in 2008, though. So we'll never get to know.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Why can't Kerry be stop, drop & roll? Bush is the one who set you on fire in the first place, so it's hard to expect anything from him other than more fire.
But this fire is out of control. We're gonna burn this city, burn this city.
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How.... Vorbis.... uughhhhhh:
I agree with his stances on almost everything more than I do with Bush, Kerry, or Gore. I think he's also more diplomatic than Bush, more lively and amiable than Gore, and would be a strong voice for American power and cooperation internationally.Sadly I doubt he'd run in 2008, though. So we'll never get to know.
The republican canidate for 2008 will be count chocula.
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And coming in at #1 is Mr. Parcelan with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
Or maybe we'll find someone that's worse.
Sure, that possibility exists. Weighing the pros and cons, though, it's still more reasonable to take your chances with someone new then continue to let your factory go down the shitter.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Check out the big brain on Lashanna!
But this fire is out of control. We're gonna burn this city, burn this city.
I see you've bought into Sean's propoganda that you can solve all your problems with movie and song quotes.
WELL IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY MISSY.
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Blindy. Model 2000 was programmed to say:
The republican canidate for 2008 will be count chocula.
I'd like to see Kerry combat the evils of the Trix rabbit Jihad.
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Blindy. had this to say about pies:
The republican canidate for 2008 will be count chocula.
Well, at least we'll know what his stand on before school breakfast programs will be.
"Vote for me! I'm "Healthier" then Count Chocula!"
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Callalron stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Well, at least we'll know what Count Chocula's stand on before school breakfast programs will be.
Or not. General Mills is redoing all of their cereals, including those targeted for kids, to contain less sugar and more whole grains.
Oh, and, LOL, I found his campaign speech:
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When I was a child, the only thing that got me going in the morning was a good healthy dose of sugar and the occult. Nothing tops Count Chocula for delivering a quality breakfast product that is not only part of a balanced breakfast, but also a blast to eat. There are many great cereals out there, but none as good as Count Chocula. Cocoa Puffs has the chocalatey goodness, but lacks those amazing marshmallows; Lucky Charms has the marshmallows, but those oat pieces can't compare to the chocolate puffed cereal that Chocula puts forth. Count Chocula combines the best elements of several General Mills cereals and packs it all together for a sugary treat that is sure to leave the kids bouncing off the walls for hours. Besides the boost in energy that Chocula provides, there's also the issue of the Count himself. No breakfast cereal character has the charisma of Count Chocula. Even though he only has one fang, all other characters hide in fear of the Count's blood sucking ability. The only other character that could ever match up to Chocula is Tony the Tiger. I think if the two ever met in a dark alley, the fight would be close, but even then I don't see Tony being too Grrrrreat with a puncture wound in his neck from the Count's vicious bite. But all violence aside, kids across the nation can rest assured that Count Chocula is a gentle giant of a vampire, who only wishes to bring chocolately cereal with spooky-fun marshmallows to breakfast tables everywhere. And for that, Count Chocula, we salute you! You are truly a classic.
GO green!
Oh wait I just responded, shit
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frolicking imp wrote this stupid crap:
Geez i'll remember to put a sarcasm disclaimer on the bottom next time.
You might just want to avoid all political threads.
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frolicking imp had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Geez i'll remember to put a sarcasm disclaimer on the bottom next time.
This isn't your thread, so my comment had nothing to do with your post here.
I was commenting more on the fact that pretty much any post you've ever made that's had anything to do with president Bush just oozes with totally irrational hatred.
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frolicking imp had this to say about Cuba:
I an strongly for somthing he is strongly against.
Care to share what "it" is?
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This insanity brought to you by Vernaltemptress:
Care to share what "it" is?
She likes goatees and the secret service won't let bushie grow one.
frolicking imp fucked around with this message on 10-18-2004 at 03:14 AM.
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From the book of frolicking imp, chapter 3, verse 16:
why surely I will. Gay marriages.
Which of course gives you a valid excuse to go around claiming the IWF is some kind of woman-hating group and implying that Bush is a bad president for supporting them? If you're concerned with gay marriage, talk about gay marriage. Mindless mud slinging and Bush jabbing is juvenile and irritating and not justified by the mere fact that you disagree with Bush on ONE issue.
Do you realize Kerry vocally opposes gay marriage as well? Maradon! fucked around with this message on 10-18-2004 at 03:20 AM.
