Engrish: Inhale the sphere where I am hairy.
Purpose of the mirror rather than appearing, is close.
'Revenge is a dish best served cold'='Vengeance is the cold where the plate is useful best'
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"I observed at that it crawls according to the edge of the razor where the snail is straight. That' S my dream. That' S my unpleasant impression. To crawl straight... according to the edge of the razor... slithering, and continuance"
Hehe... last minute edit...
"I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to show up when it happens"
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"I' which you fear; As for m I fair don' dying; T when it happens, we would like to show," Vorago fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 04:17 PM.
Engrish: My pants which are tidied up in my neck it can hike me.
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"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." becomes "The bird of the hand is a value of 2 of the bushes."
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"Hey you guys!" becomes "Just a little person!"
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"Make a little love, do a little dance, get down tonight." becomes "Do to make love, do to dance, tonight get off a little a little."
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"Wishing on a dream that seems far off. Hoping it will come today." becomes "Desire of the dream directly the way. Desiring that comes today."
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"Now with more whitening action!" becomes "The behavior which many becomes whiter than now."
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"Tennessee - my range old proverb has known, in Texas of Tennessee which is and says, perhaps me, your shame - one time shame deceive a certain thing. Deceive me - for the second time being deceived, it is not possible to be able."
Edit: Just a note, Babelfish doesn't like contractions, make sure to expand them or it won't translate it "properly". El Cuchillo fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 04:23 PM.
Engrish: I now possess the control of the basis of your star. Your death is imminent. Make peace of your originator.
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English - just guess
Engrish: Your basis everything belongs to us, it is. It does not possess the chance which continues. Make your time. diadem fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 04:25 PM.
Engrish:
Government system, sword... that' The strange woman foundation which has met to their back sections of the pond which delivers s you do not have to see. As for authority of the highest management order from the lump from humorous aquatic type you do not drive, you obtain. Exactly it meaning that ^g which includes the water threw the sword with you can' The t highest execution right brandishing/scattering is expected uninformed. As for me the moisture ß bint which it could point being to have me who put in place the curve sword which lobbing is done with my people, when the emperor it goes around me, it means saying.
diadem fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 04:26 PM.
You expect that I speak? Calling to obtain, Bond. I expect that it dies
"When I take action, I am not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It is going to be decisive."
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"When I take disposal, I make the $2 1000000 missile start with the tent of the $10 sky, probably will hit against the camel of the bat with do not think. That has done the fact that it is decisive."
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You have no chace to survive make your time = It does not possess your time which makes the chance which continues.
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All the ladies be asking me, "Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?" = As for woman everyone my "Why don't of Coach Z; The dance more of?" You have not asked.
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"I bet she gives great helmet." becomes "I bet the fact that the helmet where she is large is given."
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"That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!" becomes "That was my newly warning. It' which is programmed in order to go before you; As for s!"
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"I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that!" becomes "When I look at the radar, always the coffee, it is that you have known in me!"
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"Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?" becomes "Sexual intercourse king of the zombie with someone it died, made?"
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"Let me see that thong!" becomes "Me permit the fact that you look at that skin string!"
Engrish: Going, somewhere, there is there,
There' As for s the Ò or the Ò the woman who' who buys the stairway to the heaven which shines; S truly all gold and she' It is s
Entering the kitchen, do the sandwich in me.
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PhattyMcPhat had this to say about dark elf butts:
Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.Entering the kitchen, do the sandwich in me.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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El Cuchillo obviously shouldn't have said:
Hay guys, expand contractions before you stuff them in the translator, they get buggered up otherwise. Kthx.
The person of the hay before you, them those of the translator who stuffs contraction, expands with another method of obtaining ruinously. Kthx
Want to fuck? : Think that we would like to have sexual intercourse? Black fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 05:12 PM.
Engrish: Freezing! Install your hand!
Quote: Give me liberty or give me death!
Engrish: Give freedom to me, or to me give the death!
Quote: I like big butts and I cannont lie.
Engrish: I like the large bat, cannot do a certain thing.
quote:Hey, babe.
Katrinity, I am your father:
Quote: Freeze! Put your hands up!Engrish: Freezing! Install your hand!
Quote: Give me liberty or give me death!
Engrish: Give freedom to me, or to me give the death!
Quote: I like big butts and I cannont lie.
Engrish: I like the large bat, cannot do a certain thing.
Think that we would like to have sexual intercourse?
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Is that John Wayne? As for this is there I? (それはジョンウェインであるか。これは私あるか 
Who the fuck said that? Who is the slimey little communist shit twinkle-toes down
here who just signed his own death warrant? No one? Outstanding! I will PT you all till you fucking DIE!
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Some sexual intercourse was that? To his himself dead warrant signed someone as for slimey who a little is exactly is optical toe here every of わ of the communism person? Who? Remarkable! To self-will will PT you dies of all sexual intercourse!(だれ性交はそれを言ったか。ちょうど彼自身の ;死令状に署名したかだれがslimey はだれ少し共産主義者のたわごとの光つま先ここ 395;であるか。誰もか。顕著! 私意志PT あなたまですべて性交のダイス!)
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
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The hell, I like. It comes to my house, my sisters can have sexual intercourse.(地獄、私は好む。私の家に来、私の姉妹を性交 ;できる。
The new day when certain people are tomorrow you say, I passed the future which is tomorrow, you say.
Work Like you don't need the money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
Dance like nobody's watching.
No one work like you sees that the sea urchin it was hurt never and is not the money, does not need dance and love the way.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I find your scarcity of disturbance of reliance.
The dog was made possible someone
連邦政府軍のご協力により、諸君の貴地は、全てCATS がいただいた。
With the cooperation of the Federal Government troop, everything CATS received your area of the ladies and gentlemen.
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What you say?
Iulius Czar fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 05:51 PM.
Iulius Czar fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 05:50 PM.
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Fuckers have sexual intercourse very.(とてもfuckers と性交しなさい。
Fuck Off And Die!
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Keep coming out, die!(出ていき、死になさい!)
Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck!
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Sexual intercourse of sexual intercourse of fuckitty sexual intercourse have sexual intercourse!(fuckitty 性交の性交の性交と性交しなさい!)
Japanese:
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Engrish:
That me permit, but I flow out the weasel with this connection, it requires present circumstance. If my help immediately necessity, until I discharged sufficiently, in order to hit, then wait.
Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.
As for those quantities which you see as the small their itself eyes, feel their itself centers
Engirsh: The wheel of bus goes to circle and circle.
English: The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.
Engrish: The basic equipment for processing the actuality is processing of word. If meaning of word can be controlled, those must be used, the people can be controlled.
I think it actually managed to hit fairly close with this one, so I chose something else.
English: I sense much fear in you. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
Engrish: I feel your many fear. It leads in order fear you get angry to suffering, leads in order to hate anger and to hate it brings.
'But when there is a shot gun in me, i' Has d known the thing? I' It is straightly with the d point sky to be every í, the heaven is shot because of you'
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Optimus Prime:
My sig text:'But when there is a shot gun in me, i' Has d known the thing? I' It is straightly with the d point sky to be every í, the heaven is shot because of you'
"But when there is a shot gun in me, are those which I do known? I because of you thing am every わ point straightly with the heaven of the sky and chute"
That's what I got when I took out the contractions.
Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.
