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Topic: The Engrish game!
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 10-07-2004 08:29:20 PM
English: Look in the flower pot.For gay porn
Engrish:You look at the internal flower pot. Because of cheerful pornography

Vise the Stompy fucked around with this message on 10-07-2004 at 08:29 PM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-07-2004 08:31:33 PM
I am the sexy animal of the person. = I am a sexy beast of a man.
D Spot
Pancake
posted 10-07-2004 08:33:48 PM
I like rice because it is very nice.

=

"I it meaning that that is very splendid like the United States"

Ian Benjamin
Pancake
posted 10-07-2004 08:51:37 PM
Ok, I'm sorry I have to do this, but, here is Raffi in Engrish:

Even number heath heath heath heath heath heath heath! Voice of criticism is poured, Ba doo Ba doop! Voice of criticism is poured, Ba doo Ba doop! Telephone I' The telephone ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana of the ring ring ring ring ring ring banana where ve obtains this feeling, therefore put together, in order to sing, us sound the entreaty. Sing! Bundle and I' As for the telephone of donana of the damage of dong of the damage of dong of damage of telephone even number dong of the ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana which raises with ve my intuition and It' S was obtained is best! Remainder is struck! Cell and Interactivodular moduration! Voice of telephone Boop criticism of the ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana is poured, Ba doo Ba doop! The telephone It' of panana of the pawn of pong of the pawn of pong of the pawn of pong of pawn; S bolagna it is not, that aint lie! My cell bananular telephone! Calling my friend Don' As for t 1/4, don' The dime of the necessity of t needs,! Don' In order to pass one time when coomputer or TV and substance of the necessity of t are good! I' for pizza; Ll call. I' Ll it calls, my cat. I' The house which ll calling dies and is white, there is chat! I' The place of ll obtains bejing jing jing bejing-jing-jing-jing in call me in world and operater! (Independent soprano Sax) it can obtain,! Do the! (Independent piano) Whooo Hooo! Voice of telephone Boop criticism of the ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana is poured, the telephone It' of ying yonana of yang of yin of yang of yin of Yin yang of Ba doo Ba doop; S mama and papa where substance has lived, uses the telephone of sibling and sisters and dogaphone and the grandfather and the telephone telephone of the grandmother! Obtaining obtaining Ohio state! My cell, bananular telephone! ! ! ! ! Telephone and ring ring ring of banana! (It' The telephone which uses s entreaty! ) Telephone and ring ring ring of banana! (! Now your telephone is possible possessing and is eaten thing) the telephone and the ring ring ring of the banana! (As for this song my banana! It drives) the telephone and the ring ring ring of the banana! Voice of criticism is poured, Ba doo Ba doop doop doop!


Original English for comparison:

Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to set together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, Modular, Interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no bolagna, it aint a phony!
My cellular bananular phone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need coomputer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operater get me bejing-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Yin yang yin yang yin yang ying yonana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone,
a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too! Oh Yeah!
My cellular, bananular phone!!!!!

Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(It's a phone with appeal!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me, Bananas!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!

Ian Benjamin
(MJER)

Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 10-07-2004 08:56:54 PM
Engrish for my sig text: I' which tries the fact that the redemption for the crime which I did not do and entrust is obtained exactly; M.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Addy
posted 10-07-2004 09:36:23 PM
Psychology fun time! Taken from my textbook

Just as bodies mature during adolescence, so do patterns of thought. Piaget saw the cognitive advances of adolesence as an increased ability to reason abstractly, called formal-operational thought.

Becomes:

Exactly pattern of the thought which so is made between youth period, as a body mature. You looked at the recognition advance of adolesence which was called thought in regard to type operation as the function which you infer Piaget abstractly and is raised.

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 10-07-2004 10:44:13 PM
The pessimism house is the half sky. Half you call optimists sufficiently. The engineer their water halves maintains with the excessive backup glass.

Stop hatred. Murder everyone.

It shows the furnace of my source | Rapid stream (Until I exchange the hardware)

Strip Club - Online Comic Reader and Archiver for Linux and Windows (and maybe OSX)
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 10-07-2004 11:41:21 PM
English: I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I am all out of gum.

Engrish: It is thing here where I kick the donkey, crunch the Hu plug gum it is everything from the rubber.

English: Purple haze, all in my brain. Lately things just do not seem the same. Acting funny, but I do not know why. Excuse me, while I kiss the sky.

Engrish: Haze of purple, everything of my brain. Recently, thing by any means is not the same, there is no arm. While representation it is strange, I kiss to the sky, but I why do not know, I am permitted.

...

English: The killer awoke before dawn. He put his boots on. He took a face from the ancient gallery and he walked on down the hall. He went to the room where his sister lived and then he paid a visit to his brother and then he walked on down the hall. He came to a door. Father, yes, son, I want to kill you. Mother, I want to... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Engrish: The killer became aware before the dawn. He put in place that boots. He took the surface from the ancient gallery, walked with the hole. He that sisters, then paid visit to that sibling and had lived, going to the room which then comes to the door. He saw in. The father, it is, the son, I think that the murder you want. The mother, as for me we want... as for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Japanugent?

English: I see you there with your shut eyed grin, I got my eyes on you. Shake your tail feathers in my face, there is no telling what I will do. Well look here, you sweet young thing, the magic is in my hand. When in doubt, I whip it out, I have got me a rock and roll band, it is a free for all.

Engrish: As for me the grinningly laughing of the eye where you were tightened, me your my eye which is obtained it meets there. Your tail feather of my surface does not have to be shaken, there are times when you have influence which to I turn there. The health here at first glance, there is a sweetly young thing and magic in my hand. In doubt, as for me when me me whom it has that, ƒƒbƒNƒ“ƒ[ƒ‹ƒoƒ“ƒh, freedom because of everything that it is striking.

Syd Barret?

English:
I have got a bike, you can ride it if you like. It has a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good. I would give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

You are the kind of girl who fits in with my world. I will give you anything, everything if you want things.

I have got a cloak. It is a bit of a joke. There is a tear up the front. It is red and black. I have had it for months. If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.

You are the kind of girl who fits in with my world. I will give you anything, everything if you want things.

I know a mouse, and he has not got a house. I do not know why. I call him Gerald. He is getting rather old, but he is a good mouse.

You are the kind of girl who fits in with my world. I will give you anything, everything if you want things.

I have got a clan of gingerbread men. Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men. Take a couple if you wish. They are on the dish.

You are the kind of girl who fits in with my world. I will give you anything, everything if you want things.

I know a room full of musical tunes. Some rhyme, some ring. Most of them are clockwork. Let us go into the other room and make them work.

Engrish:

If I like, the motorcycle, it is possible to ride in that, it has. To that the basket, there is a ring and a thing bell which can point to glance well to that. When it can designate me as you, but gives that you borrow that.

It is the girl kind of it is agreeable with my world. If I think that we want thing, the thing it gives entirely with something.

I have the mantle. That is joke barely. There is damage on the front part. That red and is black. It was between that of month in me. When you think, as for that, then me it presumes carefully we should be possible to see.

It is the girl kind of it is agreeable with my world. If I think that we want thing, the thing it gives entirely with something.

I the mouse and have known the house which does not obtain him. I why do not know. I call him ƒWƒFƒ‰ƒ‹ƒh. He somewhat has become old, but it is the good mouse.

It is the girl kind of it is agreeable with my world. If I think that we want thing, the thing it gives entirely with something.

I have the whole group of the gingerbread person. Here the person, the person and the gingerbread person it is many there. When you desire, take the couple. As for those there is a plate.

It is the girl kind of it is agreeable with my world. If I think that we want thing, the thing it gives entirely with something.

I have known the room of music condition sufficiently. Rhyme and ring. The majority is the clock mechanism. Us entering the other room, permit the fact that it works in those.

He makes about as much sense in Engrish as he did normally.

Steven Steve
posted 10-07-2004 11:42:52 PM
"As for characteristic it sways, love is war."

from

"Sex is a battle, and love is war."

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 10-08-2004 12:16:07 AM
English: All of nothing.

Engrish: Entirely or what.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 10-08-2004 12:52:40 AM
Call me Al, quicker that way. = Me call in faster Al and such wind.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 10-08-2004 12:59:45 AM
Original: Please read important information regarding liability limitations

Translation: Read the important information regarding responsible limitation

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 10-08-2004 01:08:23 AM
Here at Best Buy, we understand the fact that music lovers come into our stores every day!
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At the very most shopping, we understand the fact that the music love person everyday comes entering to our stores here!

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This is easily the greatest twenty dollars I have ever spent in my entire life.
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The splendid 20 it is dollars where I used this in my entire life easy.

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You never saw us. We were never here. (10 points to whoever can tell me where that's from)
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It did not meet to us under any condition. Never there were no we here.

Aury fucked around with this message on 10-08-2004 at 01:09 AM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-08-2004 01:12:02 AM
In order to support Gunbound thank you! - Thank you for supporting Gunbound!

We desire the fact that it continues to play! - We hope you continue playing!


OR in Korean

It supports the Gunbound, hazard be extensive and thank! - Thank you for supporting Gunbound!

You glow n us hope the fact that it continues! - We hope you continue playing!

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 10-08-2004 at 01:14 AM.

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 10-08-2004 03:25:17 PM
English: Math is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology
Engrish:Mathematics is not mainly at all from the sisters of the lesbian of biology.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 10-08-2004 06:25:54 PM
English: I want to sex your monkey.
Engrish: I think that we want your monkey in characteristic.

All times are US/Eastern
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