1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be?
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?
    
20. Cake or Death?
    

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This is what Waisz is doing. This is what I want Waisz to do :

Number 14... survey says... Masturabte!

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Wow, how creative, unique, unexpected, and misspelled.

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Nobody really understood why Bajah wrote:
Wow, how creative, unique, unexpected, and misspelled.

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Yes.

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be?
   Forge

2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?
   I'd just live like normal and heal anyone who I ran into that needed immidiate healing. If they can be healed up overtime then I wouldn't do anything. I'd only use the hurt aspect in defense

3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?
   Car. Some sort of truck I know that much

4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?
   Make a backip and ask for a raise.

5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?
   As much as I could

6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?
   A blowjob from a beautiful woman

7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?
   Hide under a tree

8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?
   Like the Greatest Man Alive

9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?
   Toilet

10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?
    Uh...

11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
    Oh fuck! To the hospital!

12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.
    Oh fuck! To the hospital!

13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?
    Start walkin

14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.
    Masturbate Masturbate Masturbate

15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?
    Not cutting the grass?

16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
    Computer Programmer

17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
    Suicide my impersonator

18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
    Just leave. I prepare nothing but water since you can't really prepare for that.

19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?
    Stacey Keibler and Kristen Kreuk It would be the worst acted movie in history but god damn would I have fun making it! WHO CARES WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT.

20. Cake or Death?
    Vagina
    

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Bajah stopped beating up furries long enough to write:

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be?
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?
    
20. Cake or Death?
    

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1) Scout, Guide
2) At the Hospital of St Jude, and on Death Row.
3) A 4 Bedroom House, and Two working cars.
4) Depends on what he had done. Yes, I would adhere to a greater evil system on this one. Somethings I would be more willing to ignore than others.
5) Assuming they can speak for themselves, I would let them ultimately make thier own choice. If they couldn't, I would go by what I feel they would have wanted if they could speak for themselves to the best of my ability and take that course of action. If left to my own devices, I would indeed steal it.
6) Judging by the question, I assume there is no possible way to prove my innocence (Or I am truely guilty), so it would only be that nobody tell my children and that an excuse be made for my disappearance.
7) Cover my head as best I could, and wait it out. Pain before death.
8) Pretty depressed
9) Light Bulb
10) Honestly I dunno...
11) Devestation, it would take away my whole way of life and my only talents.
12) Sad, but I would survive.
13) Accept it, and move on, eternally I guess.
14) Oh god no... I'd be completely and totally lost.
15) My mother doesn't really have the right to be mad at me for anything
16) Work for Jim Henson's Creature Shop in London
17) Unmask them for who they are and take my life back, and if thats not possible remove them by force and take my life back.
18) Depends on if I know if I will be back or not. If there is no possible way I can come back, and it is something that HAS to be done, then I would tell no one and leave quietly to keep family and loved ones from harm and such. If I can come back I would want the support of my wife and children and possibly bring them with me. As for preparation I would take everything on the girls I have stashed in the cabinets with me, unless they could some how come along.
19) Tommy Lee Jones, Kate Beckinsale, The Belgaraid (My first real Book Series, and therefore Favorite Story).
20) Cake is Death.

Faelynn LeAndris fucked around with this message on 08-31-2004 at 11:42 AM.

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be? Hmm, I don't think I'm well-suited for anything in the Middle Ages. Surveyor, maybe? Uhhh
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use? Put myself through college with it.
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)? New underwear.
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do? Email it as an attachment from his address (since I have access to it)
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything? uhh, what's the point of asking if it's not for sale? Where is it, then?
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it? To be executed by the stormtrooper firing squad.
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive? Bunnyhop to victory.
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now? Hmmm, focused?
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be? The internet
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize? Helium, Neon, Argon, Krypton, and Xenon. Prizes fit for a king.
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react? Clumsily.
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead. Silently.
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do? Catch up on sleep.
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life. Hiding, pretending to have a cold, etc
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it? Sleeping through classes.
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living? Waste a lot of time sitting around, using the internet. I seem to be good at it.
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do? Get out of bed, confuse everyone by telling them I'm the imposter, and continue to push this.
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare? I tell the Jedi Counsil. I bring my lightsaber.
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about? HTML. Javascript. BLOWING UP the INTARWEB
    
20. Cake or Death? Cake prz
    

Waisz fucked around with this message on 08-31-2004 at 11:49 AM.

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Bajah probably says this to all the girls:

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be? - Mercenary
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use? - Curing the sick, Killing the wicked
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)? - Give my mom 1.4 million
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do? - Turn him in
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything? - Steal it
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it? - The guns are replaced with bee bee guns
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive? - Curl up into a little ball
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now? - I'm wondering why I'm here. I suck at baseball
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be? - The wheel
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize? - Chinese Finger traps, Those cool slap bracelet things, pogs, rolex watch, and a free college education
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react? - I guess I'd deal with it
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead. - Learn how to read sign langauge
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do? - Play hakey sack
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life. - Become a lesbian and learn how to please a woman
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it? - Being born
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living? - Working at Disney as the lead Networking Advisor
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do? - impersonate them
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare? - Tell my girlfriend and prepare by packing?
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about? - Natlie Portman, both
    
20. Cake or Death? - Let them have cake I say
    

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2 -- I would use it to make myself rich of course -- The cure for cancer? Aids? Any other disease? Boom. First money I make would allow me to hire guards

3 -- Does saying I'd buy the rest of my college education, all the way through a PhD count? If not, the first thing would be my parents and grandparents house, both of them -- get rid of that bill for em.

4 -- Depends on how he has treated me recently. If I was treated with respect in the company, I'd give him the chance to explain himself and see wtf was up (all while keeping a copy of the documents safe). If not, his ass gets turned in right away.

5 -- Anything, up to and including my own life most likely. My family is valuable to me, despite fights we may get into.

6 -- 2 chicks at the same time.

7 -- Bend over, because I'm fucked either way. I'd likely take my chances running through the field, actually, in hopes that i just get completely blown away as opposed to slowly pelted to death by hail.

8 -- Take off the helmet and bash myself with the bat. More pleasant than losing it for my team.

9 -- Microsoft Windows.

10 -- This is a toughie. I can't think of anything :/

11 -- see 10

12 -- see 10

13 -- wonder wtf is going on here. Then try to kill myself again out of boredom.

14 -- I'd take advantage of it. I mean, hell...if I were a really attractive woman, I could take advantage of many situations that I couldn't as a fairly unattractive man. And yes, I'd masturbate too *ducks*

15 -- ...could be damn near anything. Probably about not calling her enough.

16 -- Own a big gaming magazine group, with multiple magazines spanning many systems.

17 -- Hope to hell that this guy did a good job of impersonating me.

18 -- As long as it is for a good reason, I'd share it with my family.

19 -- Hmmm... I'd have to consider Natalie Portman for those roles. She is pretty hot. Kiera whatshername is also pretty hot too.

20 -- Debateable.

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How.... Bajah.... uughhhhhh:

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be? blacksmith
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use? kill a few people i dislike
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?buy a few houses up here and charge people rent in them. Also, new computer. New computer first most likely.
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?BLACKMAIL!
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?Find dealer, break dealers knees, get medicine
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?All you can eat steak buffet for the whole fireing squad and me. Make them feel bad when they shoot me =)
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?Flat mines or bouncing betties? flat, dig one out, toss like frisby, stand on where it was, procede with digging hole. bouncing betties, would be... um... bend over, kiss ass goodbye.... and then pile courpses on me to absorb the shrapnal.
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?naptastic
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?the silicon circutboard
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?postits,sharp pointy objects, aol cd's, sharpie pens, and small capsuls filled with black plague ridden flees
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?hope i get cool super echo vision
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.WHAT?
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?GO STREAKING!
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.lots of showers.... alone...
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?Something I didnt do but she insists I did so she would have an excuse to call me
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?RULE THE WORLD! THROUGH A VIDEO GAME COMPANY!
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?Kill them and act like nothings changed
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?Leave, maby tell my girlfriend, but thats it. Oh and finish up a few games ive been meaning to beat.
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?Mr. Connery, some tiny little asian high school girl that is crazy obsessive over me and makes for great comedy scenes, and its about my job as a space pilot for the alien galactic UN
    
20. Cake or Death?death, cake is nasty... unless its icecream cake. then cake.
    

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1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be?

Blacksmith or soldier.

2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?

Heal. And.. I've got some sick friends and family I'd visit.

3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?

A new house for my grandmother.

4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?

Blackmail. Fight Club style.

5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?

Anything. Absolutely anything.

6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?

A pistol to take my own life.

7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?

Man, that's a tough one.. I honestly don't know.

8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?

Probably worse than I would in the question above.

9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?

THE INTARWEB

10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?

Fake human fingers. All five of them.

11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?

Not too well. Visual imput (gaming, movies, television, MY JOB) is my life.

12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.

I can handle going deaf, I'm already treading down that road with 50% capacity in my right ear.

13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?

Start walking. Keep on truckin'.

14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.

Everyone's going to say masturbation. But I think everyone's also put a lot of thought into this question, willingly or unwillingly. To say what I'd do for the next day is impossible, everything that transpired would be entirely circumstancial and reactionary. For example; I legally can't drive, but I can't very well stay at home when I've suddenly become an attractive young woman, can I? Do I bite the bullet and make up a new name to ask for a ride to Athens, or do I just take my car (learner's permit) and go on my own?

15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?

I probably killed the dog. Fucking dog never lets me sleep.

16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?

Nothing. My dream job is to not work, period. ---> . <--- Period

17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?

First, I cry. Then I go on a streak of revenge.

18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?

Leave quietly. I watch all of my science fiction DVDs first.

19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?

Will Patton. Charlize Theron. Patton - of no notable fame, though a supporting actor in Armageddon, Gone in Sixty Seconds, and The Punisher - has made it big enough to star alongside yours truly. An action movie isn't really about much outside of the action. But, this one.. Would be of a steampunk setting. Patton is the heir to some large corporation or somesuch, who murders the owner in a coup - to which I am the only witness. Charlize Theron continues her rise to fame as the innocent, lovable, secretary embroiled helplessly in scenes of wanton brutality towards five-dollar Extras.

20. Cake or Death?

I'll have the chicken, please.

Sean fucked around with this message on 08-31-2004 at 12:56 PM.

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Bajah had this to say about Tron:

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be? Village idiot.
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use? probably find someway to annoy people.
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)? A nice car... and maybe a house.
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do? If I am a low-level employee... I sell it to the media and quit.
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything? Steal the medicine.
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it? A nice gourmet last meal.
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive? Digging a hole seems to be a good idea.
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now? Good, because I'm on the Yankees, and no matter whether I win or lose, I'm still making millions.
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be? Computer.
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize? Bouncy balls, mini-mirrors, ????
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react? I'd freak out.
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead. I'd freak out.
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do? Give myself a pat on the back for being right.
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life. Run away from my home-town, become a model or something.
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it? Probably something stupid that I can't actually do.
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living? Act
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do? See if I was getting laid at all, steal my life back.
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare? I leave... I eat a lot first.
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about? Denzel Washington. Jennifer Love Hewwet(sp?). No plot, just me and Denzel shooting things while Jen wanders around in skimpy clothing.
    
20. Cake or Death? Cake.
    

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Number 14... survey says... Masturabte!

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Head to a lesbien bar

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be?

Probably scribe, scholar, or minstral.


2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?

Start with healing my current health problems, then visit as many hospitals as I could, starting with the critical care sections.




3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?

Pay off my large, outstanding medical debts. (Still have $30,000+ outstanding)




4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?

If it's a minor violation (morally, ethically, etc), ignore it. If it's a major issue, then turn him in.
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?

See if we couldn't get my loved one to be used as an experimental subject. When no other drug could cure one of my medical problems, I became a test subject for a drug. It cleared my condition up nicely.




6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?

Have a chance to speak to all my relatives/friends one last time.
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?

Look for rock formations or other areas unlikely to have a mine isntalled.
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?

After being a musician for a number of years, and giving a number of solo recitals, I don't get nervous in front of crowds anymore. The next action will happen one way or the other. The only thing I can do is try my best.




9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?

Addition. Make people pay a license fee every time they use my "invention", leading to me becoming the first Quaddrillionaire.
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?

Cracker Jacks, the adult version: Condomn, a cigarette, "Spanish Fly"




11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?

Sign up for the experimental synthetic retina experiments. They don't have great success yet, but it's a chance.




12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.

Sign up for the experimental artificial ear experiments.
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?

Start exploring, seeing what I can find.




14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.

Take pictures of myself, and sell them to an internet website.
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?

Forgot a family birthday. I'm terrible at remembering dates.




16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?

I'd be a rich Philanthropist, giving money to the needy.
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?

Use it as a chance to become a new person with a new life.
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?

I'd tell select family members and friends.
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?

NOONE would cast me as an action movie star. (Noone hires an overweight, bald, geek as the lead. )




20. Cake or Death?

Since I am diabetic, cake may BE death for me.

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You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
First, I cry. Then I go on a streak of revenge.

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Sean has experience with this. But bringing up SeanBOT to make fun of him is getting old even for me.

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Sean has experience with this. But bringing up SeanBOT to make fun of him is getting old even for me.

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1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be?
   The Plague
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?
   Hurt everyone that ever hurt me and heal the people that really need it. Probally like a hospital for terminal people.
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?
   After paying off debts, Houses, Cars and Things for all my family and close friends
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?
   Blackmail
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?
   Use those healing powers described before...
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?
   Make it as quick as possible.
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?
   Run like the wind, if I die, oh well.
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?
   Its the dream of every ball player, big or small. So beyond joyed at the same time scared to death.
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?
   Plastic
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?
    Razors
    Used Needles
    A wad of 20s
    A new car (key)
    a smaller box of cracker jacks
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
    Go back to sleep.
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.
    Go back to sleep even easier...
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?
    Since this is an etherial type plain, just run around and sleep when I feel like it... but all while naked.
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.
    Sex with anything and anybody... since you know I never get any now... its a good thing to do.
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?
    Because I owe 7 grand to someone
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
    Play videogames
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
    Kill my imposter and live a life as someone else because I would be dead and I wouldn't be able to get a job.
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
    Porn, Bullets, and Whiskey... Going quietly on this one.
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?
    My roomate D is my co star.
    My neighbor sandy is my love interest.
    And its an action adventure... porno

20. Cake or Death?
    Well we've run out of it...
    We only had 3 bits and didn't expect such a rush...
    So my choice is or death?
    I'll have the vegetarian then...

    (bonus points to those who know the comedian)
    

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Bajah had this to say about Pirotess:

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be?
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?
    
20. Cake or Death?
    

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1. Knight, blacksmith, or merchant, depending on which class I was born into.

2. Well, I'd heal whoever I thought deserved it, and I'd blast whoever deserved the harm touch. Undoubtably, more people would get the latter rather than the former.

3. A new computer, as mine is on the verge of being outpaced by the latest games.

4. Report the bastard, but make sure that me and my fellow employees get some kind of compensation packages.

5. Get in contact with the scientist(s) that are developing the medicine and try my darndest to make sure that she gets a chance to try it out if only for experimental purposes. If it's such a rare disease, they'll be sure to want to try out their medicine on a patient who already has the disease.

6. A chance to talk to my family/friends one last time.

7. If I'm not blown up immediately, stay in place, and collect the hailstones, and use them to test safe paths by throwing them a good distance ahead of me and get closer until the safest path is revealed.

8. Tense, but determined to get that final hit...and hoping a baseman messes up if I don't hit a home run.

9. The personal computer, what else?

10. Superballs, keychains, mini-hologram plates/stickers, foreign coins, and just for the heck of it, condoms.

11. After wondering why the heck I can't see, I'd grab a stick or an umbrella, make my way to a friend's dorm room or a family member's room, and try to get in for a seeing-eye dog asap.

12. Grab a dry-erase board and give it to people so they can write down what they're trying to tell me. But I'd mourn the loss of my ability to hear music and listen to movies.

13. Try to prepare myself to not go insane from an eternity without anything to do.

14. First off, get some clothes that fit among what I already have, then I'll need to try and get some actual women's clothing. After I've accomplished this, I'd try to get in contact with my parents and inform them of the change. In between calls to various governmental and other agencies to try and rearrange my life, I'd probably masturbate several times. (What? You know you would too)

15. Probably for slacking off in turning in some kinda paperwork.

16. I'd be a screenwriter/director for a big movie studio, like Universal.

17. I'd go Arnold on his ass. Unless he's been doing a good job and we can work together to further both our ends. Sorta like we were cloned.

18. I'd contact the US Gov. first quickly, then the UN if I had the time.

19. Co-star? Vin Diesel. Love interest? Tough decision, but maybe Rebecca Romijn(she's no longer married, woo hoo!). Plot would be very Robotech/Macross-ish, something involving mecha and/or cyborgs. Gotta plot already for something like this, but that'd take up a few paragraphs in itself.

20. Cake. Chocolate cake. Yes.

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be?
   Probably a cook for a wealthy man, or a tavern owner.

2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?
   I would go to the hospitals in town and heal everyone that I saw. Then I would hit the streets.. healing everyone that I could.

3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?
   A house, and some things for the house.

4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?
   I would go to a lawyer to help me figure out what to do.

5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?
   Whatever she wanted me to do.

6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?
   I would want a new trial, since I obviously wouldn't do anything treasonous.

7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?
   Wait until one of the mines explodies, then I would go hide in it's crater hole.

8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?
   Like the world is staring at me, and if I screw up I am so dead..

9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?
   PAM.. because that's MY name dammit!

10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?
    A secret decoder ring, x-ray glasses, one of those toys with the tiles that you have to move into certan postions, a teeny Rubik's cube, and a calculator.

11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
    I would probably cry, I had been nearly blind most of my life, and after having Lasik I was so happy that I could finally really see. I think I would be despondent.

12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.
    It wouldn't be as bad I don't think.. as long as I could see.

13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?
    Check to see if I have any books or cards on me, if not, I start walking in any direction.

14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.
    I take a long slow shower and discover my yummy spots. Then I go out to get laid.

15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?
    I don't know, because I hang up on the nag.

16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
    I work as a Food Critic, and I have my own television show.

17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
    Beat my husband up if he didn't notice that the impersonator wasn't me.

18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
    I just go, but I take my husband and cats with me. I prepare by playing video games.

19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?
    The Rock. We own a bar off the strip in Vegas, and the mob wants to use us as a cover for their operations. We won't sit back and let them.

20. Cake or Death? If it's pineapple upside down cake.. cake!
    

2: You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?
Heal those close to me. Then probably hide it from the rest of the world so I can just live my life.

3: You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?
House

4: You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?
Save a few copies for myself in case I was ever to be let go.

5: A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?
Use my new found healing abilities.

6: You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?
A re-trial.

7: You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?
Hope it's a small hailstorm and wonder just WTF I'm doing in the middle of a damn minefield.

8: You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?
This is what they get for letting play sports.

9: If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?
Television.

10: You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?
Superballs, good temp tattoos, hot wheels, tiny dolls, and to boost sales: a real diamond ring in five boxes.

11: One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
Sheer and utter panic then use my healing powers in myself.

12: Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.
Same as the blind bit.

13: You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?
Figure this is hell.

14: One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.
Lock myself inside.

15: The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?
Fought with my brother.

16: You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
A very sought after freelance artist.

17: You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
Hope they fixed my credit.

18: You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
I send the person that's been impersonating me for the last ten years.

19: You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?
Angelina Jolie, Angelina Jolie. A modern version of some old fairy tale.

20: Cake or Death?
Well.. cake seems the better option here, so cake.

Trent fucked around with this message on 08-31-2004 at 03:25 PM.

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1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be?
   Probably either King or Lord Inquisitor.
   
2. You woke up this morning with an ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?
   By healing and injuring others as I saw fit or necessity dictated.
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?
   A good lawyer.
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?
   If what I found was criminal activity, I'd turn it over to the authorities.
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?
   Uh, make sure I'm named in the will? After that, see if she can be entered into the test pool.
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?
   If we're talking right at the firing squad, then no blindfold and time to enjoy a Romeo y Julieta Churchill.
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?
   Stand very still. Amuse myself by thinking of creative ways to dismember whoever gave me the map that got me there.
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?
   Am I pitching or batting? Top or bottom of the 9th? If I'm pitching and it's the top of the 9th, I'm feeling confident. If it's the bottom, I'm annoyed, but will get the strike. If I'm batting, I'm about to be a hero. There's no other choice.
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?
   Spermicidal lubricant.
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?
    All of them would be various Popeye character tattoos.
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
    I wouldn't until I'd seen a doctor.
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.
    Same as last question.
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?
    Pick a direction and explore.
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.
    Is this thread NSFW?
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?
    I don't care.
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
    Supreme Dictator for Life.
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
    Hello, lawsuit. Cha-ching!
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
    I just go. I'm already prepared.
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?
    I'm the new James Bond. 'Nuff said.
    
20. Cake or Death?
    Cake.
    

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Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 08-31-2004 at 03:41 PM.

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Bajah had this to say about Knight Rider:

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be? Nothing glorious, maybe a tanner (could girls even be tanners back then?)
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use? Fight crime, or something. I don't know. All the bad guys now would shoot you on sight, so this power isn't terribly useful. Maybe...be a vet? Or do non-human animals not count as "others?"
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)? Buy a house in Washington. Er, I mean...donate...to charity. Yeah, that's it.
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?Although there is simply no chance of this happenining (I'm about as network-savvy as an oyster), probably back out quickly as possible, alert the police and explain that the company itself had nothing to do with the files. We'd still probably go bankrupt, but think of it this way, as long as we're profiting, someone else is going bankrupt...
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?Hope and pray and try the medicine, I suppose. Or get down her last wishes and vow (in her presense) to carry those wishes out. After all, it's the thought that counts...
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?That they tell everyone I died in action.
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?
    
20. Cake or Death?
    

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Bloodsage stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
I wouldn't until I'd seen a doctor.

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Um, 'Sage, if you see the doctor...

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Bajah had this to say about Knight Rider:

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be? Nothing glorious, maybe a tanner (could girls even be tanners back then?)
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use? Fight crime, or something. I don't know. All the bad guys now would shoot you on sight, so this power isn't terribly useful. Maybe...be a vet? Or do non-human animals not count as "others?"
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)? Buy a house in Washington. Er, I mean...donate...to charity. Yeah, that's it.
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?Although there is simply no chance of this happenining (I'm about as network-savvy as an oyster), probably back out quickly as possible, alert the police and explain that the company itself had nothing to do with the files. We'd still probably go bankrupt, but think of it this way, as long as we're profiting, someone else is going bankrupt...
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?Hope and pray and try the medicine, I suppose. Or get down her last wishes and vow (in her presense) to carry those wishes out. After all, it's the thought that counts...
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?That they tell everyone I died in action.
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?Duck and cover. Lol.
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?Being stupid in the way of sports, I barely understand what that means, but I think I would be nervous about losing...but then, it could be 10 to nothing and I'd still be nervous. I'm afraid of getting overconfident like that.
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?The cheetah. What? It's an invention
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?Candy, candy, candy, candy, and those little tiny keychain video games. I love those.
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?Freak out. (Well, I would!)
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.Freak out (but slightly less than if I was blind, since I'm both an artist and a writer
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?Mentally nod and say, 'Yup, just as I expected.'
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.1. Ask out every girl I've ever wanted to but not had the guts to. 2. Go to a gay bar, just for kicks 3. Buy new man-clothes (probably should have done this before 1 and 2...). 4. Start a rock band. Yup, that's about it for the -first- 24 hours...
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?Not sifting the cat box. (This happens daily)
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?Run a Video Game Production Studio, and write the scripts and character designs for half the games. (ahh, sweet life)
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?Feel amused that anyone could manage to be as annoying and weird as I am, to the point where no one noticed we switched. Then, wonder how many people hate 'me' now.
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?"'Cause I'm leavin' ooon a jet plane...dunno when I'll be back a-gain..."
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?That actress whose name I can -not- remember, she's the older sister in Ten Things I Hate About You... And, Heath Ledger is my love interest (but he's also the bad guy) and I don't know, I suppose it's a crime-fighting flick about two hot chicks with bikinis and big guns. Oh! Directed by Tarantino.
    
20. Cake or Death?O.o? I love cake...
    

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Trent Model 2000 was programmed to say:
16: You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
A very sought after freelance artist.

17: You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
Hope they fixed my credit.

18: You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
I send the person that's been impersonating me for the last ten years.

20: Cake or Death?
Well.. cake seems the better option here, so cake.

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*marries you*

1. Probably a farmer, possibly a blacksmith. I know a bit about both.
   
2. As nonchalantly as possible, try to heal any disabled or ill people that I encounter. I obviously couldn't help everyone, nor would I want people to know that I had this power.
   
3. I'd try to work out a deal with my college, whereby I pay for the next 2.5 years' tuition in one lump sum, interest-free.
   
4. If bankrupting the company would destroy more jobs than whatever the CEO did, I would let him slide.
   
5. Plead before congress?
   
6. A public television/radio broadcast of my side of the story.
   
7. Stay still, and try to take up as little space as possible.
   
8. Indifferent.
   
9. Printing press.
   
10. Boomerang, mini bowling ball and pins, hell-raiser style puzzle-box, kaleidoscope, sling-shot with those little wall-walker things as ammo.
    
11. Call the fucking doctor.
    
12. Call the fucking doctor.
    
13. Start walkin'.
    
14. In all honesty, I'd probably stay indoors in a state of total shock for about a week.
    
15. I've commited a felony.
    
16. Archaeologist, preferably specializing in Australian Aboriginals, pre-Roman Britain, or the Middle East.
    
17. Follow him around, shouting "Or is he?!" whenever he introduces himself to someone.
    
18. Tell my friends and family that I've been recruited as a secret agent for the government. At least that's plausible.
    
19. Woody Allen. The red-haired chick from That 70s Show. A film adaptation of The Illuminatus! Trilogy.
    
20. Any kind of cake besides plain white/yellow. Otherwise, string me up.
    

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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Tron:
Um, 'Sage, if you see the doctor...

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I knew I should've said "been seen by."

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be?
   Inventor. Like when I was 5 years old.
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?
   Time to visit the hospital and make some new friends. Well, after I get rid of this annoying cough, and the migranes.
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?
   A house. (I'm happy with my car, thanks.)
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?
   Make a backup. Ask for a glowing letter of reccommendation "just in case things go downhill in a year or two". Look for another job.
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?
   First, try to get her on the test list. Obviously it's not for sale because they haven't evaluated the risks yet.
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?
   Presuming that "a Desert Eagle, a ten-bullet clip, and a 24-hour headstart" isn't an option... a blowjob from a beautiful young porn star.
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?
   Option 1: Leave the mine field.
   Option 2: Look for an area of exploded mines, and wait in the middle.
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?
   Confused as to how or when I learned to play baseball.
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?
   The wheel.
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?
    Chinese finger trap. Miniature Matchbox car (1cm) with working wheels. Teen Titans pogs. Plastic magnifying glass. A high-bounce ball.
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
    Move around by feel. Wash my face. Find a phone. Call a parent or friend (probably a parent, since most of my friends don't have cars). Ask for a lift to the hospital.
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.
    Drive to the hospital myself.
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?
    Look for footprints in large quantities and follow them. Failing that, pick a direction that looks interesting (towards the setting sun if other defining terrain is absent), and begin walking.
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.
    Two hours masturbating. One stop at the ATM. Four to six hours clothes shopping. Buy a new digital video camera. Record myself saying who I am. Save the recording. Record myself with a fake identity, thanking my old self for a great night of dinner, dancing, and sex. Save that in a different location. Send Mortious's sister a recording of myself saying, "Hi Cassy, remember me?" Get a prescription for The Pill, and begin taking it immediately. Spend an hour learning to walk in pumps. Look up modeling jobs in the NY Times. Take a walk on the beach and flirt with the better-looking lifeguards. Teach myself to apply make-up (unless I'm still allergic). Masturbate again. Sleep.
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?
    I took my father's advice.
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
    Write fantasy and science fiction stories.
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
    Visit my duplicate, compare fingerprints, and discuss schemes for the two of us to become the richest man on earth.
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
    If I had proof, I'd tell a few people. If I didn't, I'd tell them I got a job with the CIA, and might be out of touch for a while.
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?
    I'm not sure who the costar & love interest would be, but it'd have to be a science fiction movie. Maybe I'll get to this one later.
    
20. Cake or Death?
    Cake. We can save Death for later.
    

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Bajah got bored and wrote this:

1. If you were alive in the Middle Ages, what would your profession be?
   
2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?
   
3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?
   
4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?
   
5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?
   
6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?
   
7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?
   
8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?
   
9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?
   
10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?
    
11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?
    
12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.
    
13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?
    
14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.
    
15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?
    
16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?
    
17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?
    
18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?
    
19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?
    
20. Cake or Death?
    

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1: Cleric. Definatly.
2: I already have that power, just need the anatomy knowledge, and I'll be set. No, I don't hurt people.
3: Movers and cleaners to make this house that I live in proper. D:
4: Land the CEO in jail. D:<
5: Apply for the experiment, or, failing that, steal it.
6: For them not to shoot me. Or at least do it so I die instantly.
7: Kiss my ass goodbye.
8: I'd feel pumped, but I don't think I could play at all anymore if I lost.
9: The wheelbarrow. It wasn't registered by the patent office until like, a few years ago or something. Seriously? Perhaps the lightbulb.
10: I honestly have no idea.
11: I'd be seriously fucked; I'm the only driver. At least I know my way around the house well enough to not kick anything.
12: Not as bad, mostly because it means I get to date really hot deaf chicks.
13: Start running.
14: After many pictures, lots of .. *cough* "exploring", and a good nap, I'd go out and score myself a hawt guy, hoping to wake up as a man tomorrow, and scare the shit out of him.
15: I didn't take out ze garbage! D:
16: I'm one of the massage therapists on staff on either a major cruise ship, a large resort/hotel, or a medical facility.
17: Kill him and assume his (My) life. D:<
18: I tell my immediate family, then buy and bring the latest GBA games, and perhaps a gamecube. D:
19: Nobody wants to see me as an action star.
20: Right now? Death. Tooth hurt.

Be prepared!

And the last question is straight from Eddie Izzard. Only a few people seem to have picked up on it

Bajah fucked around with this message on 08-31-2004 at 05:31 PM.

Chef. No, royal chef. Yeah...

2. You woke up this morning with a ability to heal others with a touch, or likewise cause injury with but a touch. How would you put this power to use?

I'd walk up to people and touch them with my hurty hand and say "My, that looks painful. I can help you with that for $20."

3. You won the $4,000,000 lottery. What's the very first thing you'd buy with the winnings (assume 2.8mil after taxes)?

Something to smooth out the two creases in my fez that have been on it since I first got it.

4. You accidentally accessed the CEO's computer in your company and found incriminating documents that could land him in jail and bankrupt your company. What would you do?

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-blackmail.

5. A dearly loved one is dying of a rare disease and the only way she can be saved is by an experimental medicine that's not for sale. What would you do, if anything?

I'd find whoever had the medicine and warm their cold hearts with a hot island song.

6. You've been accused of treason and put in front of a firing squad. You're going to die, but you get one last request. What is it?

I'd request that everyone involved with my death bend over and kiss my big, fat ass.

7. You find yourself in the middle of a minefield during a hailstorm. What would you do to survive?

I'd use my jetpack to fly to safety. Duh.

8. You're a major league ball player in the final game of the World Series. It's the 9th Inning and your team is down by 3 runs. There's two outs, the bases are loaded and your count is 3 Balls, 2 Strikes. How do you feel right now?

I feel like I have to pee very badly, and it isn't helping at all.

9. If you could go back to any point in time and claim the rights to any one invention, what would it be?

Pasturization. That way it will be forever known as Weaverization. People will ask "How does this milk stay so fresh for so long?" The answer will be "Because it's been Weaverized!" I just think that sounds neat.

10. You're given a job at Cracker Jack as a prize designer. What are five things you'd put in Cracker Jacks as a prize?

5 pieces of a mystical amulet that, if put together, will allow you to summon your very own demonic servant.

11. One morning, you discover that you're blind. How would you react?

I would check my face for duct tape.

12. Same as last question, but you're deaf instead.

I'd wonder why the hell my alarm didn't go off.

13. You've died. You find yourself on a vast plain with nothing in sight in any direction. There's no Death incarnation, no angels, no demons, no divine judgment. What do you do?

I'd dig a hole to China.

14. One day, you wake up and find yourself to have completely changed genders. Not only that, but you're suddenly a very very attractive member of the opposite gender. Describe the next 24 hours of your life.

I'd begin my new life as a lesbian porn actress.

15. The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's your mother. She's mad at you for something you did. What is it?

I kinda, sorta let my sister's cat outside where it was mauled by a neighborhood dog.

16. You manage to get your dream job. What do you do for a living?

I host my own cooking show where celebrity guests come on and I teach them how to cook something while I make fun of them.

17. You wake up from a coma to find that someone has been impersonating you for the last 10 years and no one knew the difference. What do you do?

I see how successful my impersonater has been in life. If he has done well I will kill him and quietly assume his place. If he hasn't done well I will kill him and let everyone know that loser wasn't me.

18. You've been recruited to be a star pilot by an alien race looking to bring in people from different parts of the universe in some kind of militaristic space UN. You decide to go. Do you tell anyone or just leave quietly? How do you prepare?

I would just go because everyone will want me to bring them back a souvineer if I told them where I was going. As for preparations, I would probably bring some popcorn for the trip.

19. You get hired to star in a new action movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's the movie about?

My co-star/love interest would be an overly-affectionate robot who helps me track down the gang of thieves that stole my most prized possession: A radio that looks like Helping Hand, the Hamburger Helper mascot.

20. Cake or Death?

Death. No, cake! Cake!

JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 08-31-2004 at 05:49 PM.