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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-26-2004 09:06:24 PM
The Job Predictor
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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nem-x
posted 07-26-2004 09:07:53 PM
Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-26-2004 09:11:38 PM
Aaron Paccione, Your ideal job is a Church Minister.

Come closer children...closer

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 07-26-2004 09:12:21 PM
Your ideal job is a Bunjee Jumper.

That's a job? Holy shit.

Oh, and: Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.

Crazy.

Batty fucked around with this message on 07-26-2004 at 09:13 PM.

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-26-2004 09:12:46 PM
Delidgamond, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-26-2004 09:13:28 PM
Mark Hendrickson, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

Zoom Zoom!


Aeris Gainsborough, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer.

I...uh...gerr......


Mr. Gainsborough, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

That's better. *kills someone stealth-like*

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 07-26-2004 at 09:14 PM.

Rinaka of Malfurion
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nem-x
posted 07-26-2004 09:15:19 PM
nem-x, Your ideal job is a Stunt Person.
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Ares
posted 07-26-2004 09:15:35 PM
Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.

AshIllustration.com
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-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 07-26-2004 09:17:23 PM
Dennis Henry, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.

Amor vincit omnia.
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 07-26-2004 09:20:49 PM
Pole dancer!
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Ares
posted 07-26-2004 09:21:58 PM
quote:
Xyrra was naked while typing this:
Pole dancer!

You can be a dancer at my Emperor of the World Palace.

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-26-2004 09:26:42 PM
Densetsu, Your ideal job is a God.
I didn't make that up.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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D Spot
Pancake
posted 07-26-2004 09:27:26 PM
Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.
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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 07-26-2004 09:28:44 PM
Inferno-Spirit, Your ideal job is a Anything except what you're doing now.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 07-26-2004 09:29:38 PM
Monkey Impressionist.

Excuse me while I "..."

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-26-2004 09:30:54 PM
Sam, your ideal job is Superhero.

SUPERPARCELAN!

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Demos
Pancake
posted 07-26-2004 09:35:02 PM
Samuel Baker, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.

wtf yo?

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
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Lashanna
noob
posted 07-26-2004 09:37:28 PM
Lashanna, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.

Rosa, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.
The World Cup is mine!

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-26-2004 09:38:16 PM
quote:
Demos's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Samuel Baker, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.

wtf yo?

Goin' into the family business, eh?

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 07-26-2004 09:40:56 PM
Movie star. Schweet.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Sean
posted 07-26-2004 09:43:52 PM
Sean, Your ideal job is a .
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 07-26-2004 09:44:43 PM
Your ideal job is a Pirate.


Avast ye mateys! I do be plunderin' booty!

EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-26-2004 09:45:22 PM
Your ideal job is a Cowboy.

Ya daaaamn right.

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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 07-26-2004 09:58:52 PM
Vise, Your ideal job is a Evil boss
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-26-2004 10:01:55 PM
JooJooFlop, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Alaan
posted 07-26-2004 10:01:57 PM
Jay J., Your ideal job is a Office numpty

Alaan Kane, Your ideal job is a Headteacher.

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 07-26-2004 10:17:20 PM
Aurick Skottsdale, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer.
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Willias
Pancake
posted 07-26-2004 10:29:14 PM
Willias, Your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer.

freak, Your ideal job is a Clown.

dude, Your ideal job is a Movie star.

Willias fucked around with this message on 07-26-2004 at 10:32 PM.

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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 07-26-2004 10:31:14 PM
Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 07-26-2004 10:32:42 PM
James Robinson, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.

HA! In a few years I'll be running Canada!

Lechium fucked around with this message on 07-26-2004 at 10:33 PM.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Peter
Pancake
posted 07-26-2004 10:37:53 PM
Pike, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.

Pyscho, Your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer.

Peter Doig , Your ideal job is a God.

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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 07-26-2004 10:42:12 PM
Matt Casey, Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen.
Cysa Damercen, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.
Nekralt Avaan, Your ideal job is a Street Sweeper.
Balistico Nutreal, Your ideal job is a As the Speaking Clock.
Sabbas, Your ideal job is a Nursery Teacher.
NecroPriest, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 07-26-2004 10:47:26 PM
Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-26-2004 11:18:16 PM
Nicole Postorino, Your ideal job is a God.

I TOLD you all, I TOLD you but did you listen? Noooo! Now you're all going to pay! I'm gonna make Takhisis look like a nun, you poor, misguided mortals!



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-26-2004 11:29:38 PM
Professional Assassin
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Addy
posted 07-26-2004 11:31:17 PM
Melissa, Your ideal job is a Satan.

oh my

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-26-2004 11:51:36 PM
I'm a top gun pilot! Yippie!

I found this ironic, though.. or, at least in the realm of bad puns: Lanithare, my gravity controller is a shoplifter.

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Razor
posted 07-26-2004 11:54:09 PM
Andrew Farrow, Your ideal job is a Evil boss
Razor, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin
Xaerorazor, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot
Xaero, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Pancake
posted 07-27-2004 12:00:28 AM
Nicholas Lee, your ideal job is a god.
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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 07-27-2004 12:35:30 AM
Amber Behrens, Your ideal job is a Bunjee Jumper.

...nuh uh...heights scare me.

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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