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Kael
Whistlepig
posted 07-27-2004 12:40:25 AM
Kaelen, Your ideal job is a Pirate.

Yo ho, motherfucker.

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Razor
posted 07-27-2004 12:47:25 AM
*Ok I admit this is weird... but I have another name that was given to me at birth, the adoption I was in had changed my name to what my last post had... this is what my birthmother named me... No I am not kidding, I now have the first Birth Cert that states it*

Michael Moore, Your ideal job is a MSP

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-27-2004 12:50:17 AM
Frank, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.

SUH-WEET! I'll get to work on flying undead filled with explosives!

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-27-2004 12:54:43 AM
Tim, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.

I loled



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Gadani
U
posted 07-27-2004 01:11:25 AM
Steven Guillory, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

Gadani, Your ideal job is a Astrologer.

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-27-2004 01:24:25 AM
I am a Pirate.. arrr...
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UBT
Pancake
posted 07-27-2004 01:28:05 AM
Today I officially join the Insane Clown Posse (ICP) because my job is a Clown!
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-27-2004 01:36:06 AM
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Tarquinn, Your ideal job is a The job you have now.

Aaargh, no! How cruel.

And the grammar!

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 07-27-2004 at 01:36 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 07-27-2004 01:55:46 AM
Asshat McFuckendumshit, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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Cherveny
Papaya
posted 07-27-2004 02:55:50 PM
Bruce Orcutt, Your ideal job is a Nun.

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Darius!
Pancake
posted 07-27-2004 02:59:02 PM
Darius, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-27-2004 03:38:29 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough said this about your mom:
Aeris Gainsborough, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer.

I been sayin' forever now... can't survive the Midgard slums selling flowers alone! I knew she was doin' a little somethin' on the side, and I knew that since she didn't tell the rest of the group, it had to be somethin' shameful...

This just makes too much sense!

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-27-2004 04:49:48 PM
YabaTheWhat, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
Uhm...

[REAL NAME], Your ideal job is a Lhanbryde Community Worker.
If I knew what or where Lhanbryde is, I might be offended.

Ford Prefect, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.
Like you all didn't see that coming.

Ezra Thalbor, Your ideal job is a Movie star.
I'll let her know. Once she finds out what a movie is, she'll be thrilled.

Luna Ataburi, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.
How do my female characters keep getting acting jobs?

Lillena Melsadonna, Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
See what I mean?

Zexus Alverhas, Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper.
He's colorblind. Jeez.

Marta Risou, Your ideal job is a Clown.
Well, at least she's not on TV. Though I imagine she'd frighten little children.

Murdoc Halfshadow, Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker.
No wonder he prefers stealing.

Rolin Waterrush, Your ideal job is a Dog Walker.
Those better not be large dogs.

Sassy Waterrush, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist.
Better than being a chess piece, considering where she works...

Bob, Your ideal job is a The job you have now.
It's a good thing I'm not Bob.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 07-27-2004 05:02:09 PM
John Michael McGuigan the VIII, Your ideal job is a Satan.

PHEAR ME!

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-27-2004 05:03:19 PM
Hypnotist. . .coooool.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 07-27-2004 05:06:17 PM
Lazor-Steve, Your ideal job is a Pirate.


Arrrr!

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-27-2004 05:29:42 PM
quote:
From the book of Razor, chapter 3, verse 16:
*Ok I admit this is weird... but I have another name that was given to me at birth, the adoption I was in had changed my name to what my last post had... this is what my birthmother named me... No I am not kidding, I now have the first Birth Cert that states it*

Michael Moore, Your ideal job is a MSP

I now demand you change it back and become a rabid Conservative fanboy. Then we can grease you up, stick you and Moore.2 into an arena and watch you fight to the death. Then draw up world policies based on the match. I am a God, after all, and so it is decreed.

Time to go all 'Doc-crazy and input all my characters' names. Ursula Wyerd, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver (currently, sell-sword Spellsword). Adelaid Tyhe, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer (currently, noble rapier-specializing swordswoman. good christ, she has no ass!). Asterial Ayem, Your ideal job is a Astrologer (eerily accurate, considering this is my time mage). And finally...
Solstyce Wintersun, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver (i'm quite certain all of the old-school RP people are extremely happy that this did not come about.)



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Legonaire
Pancake
posted 07-27-2004 06:09:14 PM
Aaron B., Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.
If animals weren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat ??
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Mightion Defensor
posted 07-27-2004 06:11:29 PM
A mime Artist? I'm speechless.
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-27-2004 09:18:26 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor is attacking the darkness!
A mime Artist? I'm speechless.
Even as a mime, you can't shut up
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 07-27-2004 10:14:28 PM
Jessie Alexander, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 07-27-2004 10:40:45 PM
Pole Dancer or Evil Boss...

decisions, decisions...




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 07-28-2004 12:02:24 AM
How about being an Evil Pole Dancing Boss? Best of both worlds.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-28-2004 12:09:42 AM
Your ideal job is a Brain Surgeon.
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