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Topic: Parcelan's Wheel of Magic!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2004 04:46:28 PM
In a burst of flares and smoke, a tiny prairie dog wearing a cape and a tophat appears on a large dais in the center of EC. Towering over him is a huge wheel riddled with arcane symbols.

Good morning, primates! Here's the latest game: The Wheel of Magic!

There are a few schools of magic here: Summoning, Abjuration, Transmutation, Evocation, Necromancy, Enchantment and Illusion! You spin the wheel, and whatever school you land on, you get a spell of that nature!

Now, spin the wheel!

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-29-2004 04:47:33 PM
<grabs the wheel and gives it a good spin!>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Damnati
Filthy
posted 06-29-2004 04:49:45 PM
idly spins the wheel, wondering what chance will stick him with
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-29-2004 04:54:06 PM
Sure, I'll give it a spin. I haven't participated in things like this for a while.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 06-29-2004 04:58:55 PM
*gives the wheel a big ole spin*



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 06-29-2004 04:59:01 PM
*shoves the host out of the way, rolls up his sleeves and with a mighty grunt of exertion sends that wheel a spinnin'*

Vorago fucked around with this message on 06-29-2004 at 04:59 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2004 05:02:24 PM
Katrinity: Oh, well done! You recived Illusion: James Dean. Have fun looking like the Rebel for the next twenty-four hours!

Maho: Poor, friend. You got Evocation: Lightning Bolt. *hides as a bolt of electricity turns Maho to ash*

Khyron: Lucky, lucky! You get Transmutation: Remohra! Pretty appropriate for your recent suck-uppage.

Gunslinger Moogle: Hooray! You recieve Illusion: Toaster Oven. Have fun!

Vorago: Uh oh! Rudeness doesn't pay! You recieve Summoning: Banishment. Looks like you'll be spending the next few years in the Chaotic Plane of Limbo!

Addy
posted 06-29-2004 05:14:00 PM
*gives the wheel a good healthy spin!*
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-29-2004 05:16:58 PM
<runs a comb through her illusionary hair> Oooh yeah.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Peter
Pancake
posted 06-29-2004 05:19:04 PM
*Being a Fighter, kicks the wheel to set it spinning*
Darius!
Pancake
posted 06-29-2004 05:20:44 PM
Spins the wheel as hard as he can
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2004 05:21:31 PM
Addy: Sweet! You got Transmutation: Mutation! Enjoy your two new extra arms!

Peter: The wheel tolerates no disrespect! You recieve Evocation: Fireball! *jumps back as Peter is incinerated*

Darius: Cool! You recieve Enchantment: Charisma. Some women find you irresistable! You can now court level 2 Cheerleaders!

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 06-29-2004 at 05:22 PM.

Taylen
Pancake
posted 06-29-2004 05:21:48 PM
Why not?
*Gives the wheel a good spin*
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 06-29-2004 05:22:30 PM
blows around, most of his ashes winding up all over Kat and Parce
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-29-2004 05:23:42 PM
*walks up to the wheel, eyeing the bad sections warily, and estimating how much force is needed to give himself a good outcome, reaches up and spins the wheel.*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 06-29-2004 05:24:06 PM
I spin the wheel.

Niklas fucked around with this message on 06-29-2004 at 05:24 PM.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-29-2004 05:37:14 PM
Okay.... quick question. What's a Remorha? I'm too lazy to google for it myself.
Lashanna
noob
posted 06-29-2004 05:39:32 PM
Well, you're no Bob Barker, but...

Wheel of Parceality, Turn Turn Turn!

Tell us the lesson that we should learn!

*gives the the wheel a good long spin*

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Peter
Pancake
posted 06-29-2004 05:55:45 PM
quote:
Khyron got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Okay.... quick question. What's a Remorha? I'm too lazy to google for it myself.

It eats alge and bataeria and other slimy shit, usally clamps down on another fish and sucks it off the skin. See them alot on sharks.

By that way, got any burn cream? And I am coming back with a danmed chainsaw

Peter fucked around with this message on 06-29-2004 at 06:01 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2004 05:57:06 PM
Taylen: Bad news, dude. You got Summoning: Glabrezu. You're now roommates with a 8-foot 2-ton demon with four arms.

Azrael: Slick! You get Illusion: Al Roker! Nice work!

Niklas: Wuh oh! Summoning: Banishment. Looks like it's the Demiplane of Shadow for you, young man!

Lashanna: Not a good night on the wheel! You got Transmutation: Centaur. Bummer!

Peter
Pancake
posted 06-29-2004 05:59:05 PM
---I am a fucking tard

Peter fucked around with this message on 06-29-2004 at 06:01 PM.

Mightion Defensor
posted 06-29-2004 05:59:19 PM
* spins the wheel, a mixture of trepidation and curiousity on his face
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 06-29-2004 06:00:55 PM
*replaces the toaster oven in the EC ladies' lockerroom*

They'll never suspect a thingupo...




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 06-29-2004 06:04:26 PM
< spins the wheel* >
~That which yields, is not always weak~
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-29-2004 06:06:06 PM
*spins the wheel* Spin to win! Spin to win!!

Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-29-2004 06:06:50 PM
spins the wheel and does the "This Week in God" sound effect
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-29-2004 06:07:22 PM
Gives a spin
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-29-2004 06:10:33 PM
*spins the wheel*

Big money, big money!

By the way, I'm charging you by the hour on the top hat rental

Bajah fucked around with this message on 06-29-2004 at 06:11 PM.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-29-2004 06:14:33 PM
*grabs the wheel and gives it a good spin, "accidentally" dropping a wad of bills at the host's feet as he does so"
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2004 06:14:43 PM
Mightion: Too bad, bro. You got Transmutation: Black Jelly. Have fun as an ooze...I guess.

Bloodrose: Hey hey! You scored Enchantment: Wisdom! For the next five minutes, you're smart enough not to drink the stuff under the sink.

Jajahotep: Bummer! Summoning: Banishment. It's the Elemental Plane of Fire for you!

Delidgamond: You got Illusion: Fabio. Go nuts.

Vise: Look out! It's Evocation: Acid Bath! *springs away as acid melts all of Vise's skin away*

Bajah: Nice work! You scored Necromancy: Animate Dead! Vise's skeleton is now animated and yours to command!

Palador: Too bad. Transmutation: Peanut Butter Jar.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 06-29-2004 at 06:15 PM.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-29-2004 06:18:33 PM
Whoa cool!
Gives the wheel another spin

Let's see what benefit I get this time!

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2004 06:19:50 PM
One per customer.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-29-2004 06:22:53 PM
Surely you cannot resist The Fabio?
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 06-29-2004 06:23:54 PM
*Spins the wheel the other direction*
[chant] Wheel... of.... FISH [/chant off]

Come on Wild magic!!

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 06-29-2004 06:24:12 PM
Oh, what the hell.

*gives the wheel a spin*

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-29-2004 06:30:53 PM
ME ME ME
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-29-2004 06:34:10 PM
I will take a spin.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-29-2004 06:36:04 PM
*goes off to mess with the news*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Ares
posted 06-29-2004 06:36:35 PM
Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 06-29-2004 06:46:43 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:

Bloodrose: Hey hey! You scored Enchantment: Wisdom! For the next five minutes, you're smart enough not to drink the stuff under the sink.


YES! 5 minutes to get something to eat!

~That which yields, is not always weak~
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