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Mightion Defensor
posted 06-29-2004 06:49:42 PM
Darn it, I really seem to be in a jam now.

I should probably wander off to the wildlife preserve.

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 06-29-2004 06:53:08 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Mightion: Too bad, bro. You got Transmutation: Black Jelly. Have fun as an ooze...I guess.

Palador: Too bad. Transmutation: Peanut Butter Jar.

*rolls over to Mightiooze and plots with him to turn kids into more ooze, buy ambushing them from their lunch boxes*

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Burger
BANNED!
posted 06-29-2004 07:17:56 PM
*spins the wheel and hopes for something good!*

1D7 => Invalid roll syntax

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-29-2004 07:21:26 PM
Wheel of magicality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the magic spell that we should learn.

Kudos to whomever gets the refrence, even if I didn't read the thread to see if it was posted.

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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-29-2004 07:23:32 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Captain Planet:
Wheel of magicality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the magic spell that we should learn.

Kudos to whomever gets the refrence, even if I didn't read the thread to see if it was posted.

It was posted.

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-29-2004 07:27:07 PM
quote:
Waisz's little brother wrote this stupid shit:
It was posted.

Except it wasn't.

Why are you going around being a dumbass to everyone all of a sudden?

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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 06-29-2004 07:30:02 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Robocop:
Well, you're no Bob Barker, but...

Wheel of Parceality, Turn Turn Turn!

Tell us the lesson that we should learn!

*gives the the wheel a good long spin*

OMG! it WAS posted...

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-29-2004 07:34:17 PM
Spins the wheel and hands Parcelan a ticket to the World of Warcraft Beta
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-29-2004 07:38:10 PM
I bring that chick from Buffy who has no fat on her body into this thread
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-29-2004 07:40:37 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis said this about your mom:
Except it wasn't.

Why are you going around being a dumbass to everyone all of a sudden?

I'm not. If you're noticing extra hate, it's probably because you're being a dumbass.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-29-2004 07:53:49 PM
quote:
Delidgamond wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I bring that chick from Buffy who has no fat on her body into this thread

That is ugly.

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-29-2004 08:02:45 PM
*walks up to the wheel and gives it a good spin*
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-29-2004 08:02:47 PM
[yakko] It's time for: The Wheel of Mortality![/yakko]

*Spins the wheel*

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-29-2004 08:06:46 PM
This is the coolest game ever.
*Spins the wheel of magic*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-29-2004 08:16:40 PM
*offers Parce a Pepperoni hot pocket, and then spins!*
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-29-2004 08:21:41 PM
Timpo: Uh oh! Necromancy: Life Drain. Bummer, dude. I hope you have powerful bowels, because everything you ate in the past week is about to come out of you...forcefully.

Batty: Hooray! Illusion: Drysart! Wreak havoc!

Liam: Alright. Enchantment: Constitution. Now you're tuff enuff to eat BARK.

Waisz: Bummer, dude. You scored Illusion: Oprah. Have fun :\

Ares: Oh no! You got Transmutation: Mutation! Your eyes are now mounted on two fleshy stalks of meat and you have crab pincers! Let's see you draw with that!

Burger: The good news is you got Enchantment: Charm, which lets you charm anyone that comes into your view. The bad news is that you accidentally set it off on Delidgafabio.

Delphi: You scored Evocation: Meteor. Look up!

Falaanla: Nice work! You got Abjuration: Invisibility. Now you're undetectable to everyone and nobody knows you exist. JUST LIKE BEFORE! HAW HAW HAW!

Azymyth: Uh oh! You got Evocation: Ice Storm. I hope you dressed warm.

Rodent King: Hey! Slick! You won Abjuration: Ironskull. You've got the power to crush rocks with your head!

Ja'Deth: Wuh oh! You won Summoning: Balor. And he's expecting you to take him out for a nice dinner.

Aury: Beware! You scored Enchantment: Mindswitch! You now have the brain of a hungry hungry hippo!

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-29-2004 08:26:53 PM
Eh. This is nothing compared when Ditty gets mad at me.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-29-2004 08:26:58 PM
*eats Parce*
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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-29-2004 08:46:33 PM
Aha! Now I can destroy that babbling idiot Dr. Phil, and he'll never see it coming. Victory shall be mine!
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-29-2004 08:50:38 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
Rodent King: Hey! Slick! You won Abjuration: Ironskull. You've got the power to crush rocks with your head!

Sweet deal!! Can I spin again?

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-29-2004 08:50:48 PM
Hrm... interesting....

*spins the wheel then vanishes into shadows*

Let's see what it dishes to the condom ninja!

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-29-2004 08:59:14 PM
maybe the balor will understand if I say I just want to be friends...
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 06-29-2004 11:35:40 PM
*Spins the wheel, hoping to score $1.00 and get into the Showcase Round*
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-29-2004 11:45:17 PM
*spins the wheel and runs aorund the room, screaming like a fangirl on The Price is Right*
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 06-30-2004 12:21:04 AM
*spizzins*
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-30-2004 12:44:37 AM
I'll give you a biscuit if you spin the wheel for me.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-30-2004 01:31:57 AM
*spins the wheel*
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Taylen
Pancake
posted 06-30-2004 02:06:18 AM
*informs his daemon roommate that it's his turn to do the dishes*
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 06-30-2004 02:39:24 AM
Might as well give this bitch a twirl!
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 06-30-2004 02:53:09 AM
turnin turnin turnin around

*gives it a spin*

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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 06-30-2004 02:57:17 AM
*Grabs hold of the highest part of the wheel he can reach and SPINS IT!*gasp!
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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-30-2004 07:15:33 AM
omg.. what is with always ending up being banished to some plane? *puts on her sunblock*

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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 06-30-2004 07:45:54 AM
I spin!
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 06-30-2004 08:34:30 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
Timpo: Uh oh! Necromancy: Life Drain. Bummer, dude. I hope you have powerful bowels, because everything you ate in the past week is about to come out of you...forcefully.


Oooh snap!
*goes off to look for some new bowels*

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Puggy
Pancake
posted 06-30-2004 08:43:16 AM
*spins and waits in anticipation*
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DarkDragoon
Pancake
posted 06-30-2004 09:06:52 AM
*Spins the wheel*
"What is Light without Darkness?"
"And to think I could kill every man, woman, and child here if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating"
Shadow Knight of Tarew Marr
Eternal Lurker of the Boards.
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Razor
posted 06-30-2004 09:16:30 AM
*hops onto the wheel and begins running in it...*
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-30-2004 10:09:40 AM
(*waits for Razor finish*)

(*spins the wheel*) Whatever I get, it'll be a new experience.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 06-30-2004 03:11:44 PM
*Gives the wheel a good spin*.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-30-2004 03:24:46 PM
*Passes the wheel without spinning it.*

I'm not THAT stupid.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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