Anyways.
Fairies on bikes.
Jesus on a bike.
Gay people on bikes. Like, really gay.
All of the workers had to wear these pink Safety shirts.
Gay porn stars.
Gay fatty cleberity. I've never heard of him.
Gay Lions.
Random gay people. Mostly married.
What the hell.
What the hell.
This was about the time my brain melted. Again.
Gay Altoid salesmen.
Healthy Penis! Get checked for Syphillis! Oh noes, the Herpes monster is coming for you!
It's the five horsemen of queer.
I seriously have no fucking idea.
Well, that was the parade. I know now that I'm definitly not gay. I did get about 20 free comdoms though and a packet of lube.
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Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
If Pride Parades had more attractive lesbians making out, their turnouts would be bigger.
All the lesbians making out were like 50 or 60 and had kids. Their daughters tended to be hot for some reason though. Ferret fucked around with this message on 06-28-2004 at 01:10 AM.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
If Pride Parades had more attractive lesbians making out, their turnouts would be bigger.
No kidding. It looks like some kind of freak show...or rather, the Rocky Horror Picture Show live................
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I want some of what Ferret was smoking when they wrote this:
All the lesbians making out were like 50 or 60 and had kids. Their daughters tended to be hot for some reason though.
Well, yeah. They're lesbians. They can trick hot guys into donating sperm.
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No kidding. It looks like some kind of freak show...or rather, the Rocky Horror Picture Show live................
It's the San Francisco Pride Parade. These are actual gay people, not the type you see get paid to be in movies.
They did have a float for the live Rocky Horror picture show though.
I was in New Orleans a while back, and it happened to be Decadence Week. That was... scary, to say the least.
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Nobody really understood why Arttemis wrote:
It's stuff like this that bothers me more than anything. I have no problem with homosexuals, but the whole "WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER" thing grates at my nerves. That's wonderful; now go be queer in your bedroom, and I'll go be straight in mine.I was in New Orleans a while back, and it happened to be Decadence Week. That was... scary, to say the least.
Yeah, alot of them were being way too over the top, but a majority of the floats were just things like 'The Gay Square Dancing Club' or 'The Gay Tae Kwan Do Club', but those weren't interesting enough to take a picture of.
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Blah blah blah Arttemis blah blah blah...
It's stuff like this that bothers me more than anything. I have no problem with homosexuals, but the whole "WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER" thing grates at my nerves. That's wonderful; now go be queer in your bedroom, and I'll go be straight in mine.I was in New Orleans a while back, and it happened to be Decadence Week. That was... scary, to say the least.
"WE'RE HERE! WE'RE QUEER! GET USED TO IT!"
"We are used to it. You do this every year!"
"Spoilsport..."
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Arttemis got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
It's stuff like this that bothers me more than anything. I have no problem with homosexuals, but the whole "WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER" thing grates at my nerves.
I agree totally. The pride stuff encourages social progress though, so it has its good points.
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Ferret's fortune cookie read:
It's the San Francisco Pride Parade. These are actual gay people, not the type you see get paid to be in movies.They did have a float for the live Rocky Horror picture show though.
I live in San Diego county where we have the Hillcrest Pride parade. They are actual gay people, not the type you see get paid to be in movies. I go to a community college where I actually have a couple of gay friends. They are actual gay people, not the type you see get paid to be in movies. You can't tell me that all those pictures look normal. You yourself said wtf to a few of them.
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Arttemis enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
It's stuff like this that bothers me more than anything. I have no problem with homosexuals, but the whole "WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER" thing grates at my nerves. That's wonderful; now go be queer in your bedroom, and I'll go be straight in mine.
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Maho had this to say about (_|_):
I live in San Diego county where we have the Hillcrest Pride parade. They are actual gay people, not the type you see get paid to be in movies. I go to a community college where I actually have a couple of gay friends. They are actual gay people, not the type you see get paid to be in movies. You can't tell me that all those pictures look normal. You yourself said wtf to a few of them.
This is San Francisco. It's the weird ass gay person capital of the world. Hell, they have an entire store on Castro Street that sells leather assless chaps and fairy wings.
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We were all impressed when Arttemis wrote:
It's stuff like this that bothers me more than anything. I have no problem with homosexuals, but the whole "WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER" thing grates at my nerves. That's wonderful; now go be queer in your bedroom, and I'll go be straight in mine.
Being gay has jumped the shark.
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This is San Francisco. It's the weird ass gay person capital of the world. Hell, they have an entire store on Castro Street that sells leather assless chaps and fairy wings.
Dude, Hillcrest has a Gaymart. I've never been to one of their parades (I hate shit like that...not like we have straight pride parades or anything so wtfy), but I've seen some of the pictures the paper puts up. The Dykes on Bikes are particularly colorful.
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Maho was listening to Cher while typing:
Dude, Hillcrest has a Gaymart. I've never been to one of their parades (I hate shit like that...not like we have straight pride parades or anything so wtfy), but I've seen some of the pictures the paper puts up. The Dykes on Bikes are particularly colorful.
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Seriously, there is absolutly no way the gayosity of your little town can get even close to SF. The Dykes on Bikes ride in full leather with their girlfriends on the back, buck naked and with ball gags and leashes. They even had the guy who played nightcrawler riding along in a float.
Gaymart? There's an entire damn street about 4 miles long of just gay grocery stores, bookstores, clothing stores, and assorted didlo shops.
And why would there be a straight pride parade? Nobody cares if your straight, it's the default assumption for people. Straight people don't get discriminated against because of their sexual orientation. Straight people don't have to bitch and moan to get marriage licenses. Plus I'm sure if you did manage to have a straight pride parade, you'd get just as weird people. It's a default parade tactic to make an ass of yourself to get attention
Oh, and I'm sure that your newspaper only takes pictures of the average gay person in your area, so your assumption based on that is completly valid. Ferret fucked around with this message on 06-28-2004 at 01:51 AM.
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Ferret had this to say about Tron:
Gaymart? There's an entire damn street about 4 miles long of just gay grocery stores, bookstores, clothing stores, and assorted didlso shops.
A gay grocery store?
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A gay grocery store?
Yup. Fruits for Fruits is the name I think.
Edit: Thanks for showing the typo. Ferret fucked around with this message on 06-28-2004 at 01:51 AM.
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Yeah, seriously. No hate towards you, Maho, but you can't compete with San Francisco for gay weirdness.
I suppose I can't really say for sure. All gay people are pretty weird to me so I guess I'm no one to judge. I have been given to understand, however, that percentage of gays (not the population, mind, but the percentage thereof) is greater in Hillcrest than in S.F. I've no doubt S.F. has more in sheer numbers though so I suppose that'd contribute to greater gay weirdness.
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Maho obviously shouldn't have said:
I live in San Diego county where we have the Hillcrest Pride parade. They are actual gay people, not the type you see get paid to be in movies. I go to a community college where I actually have a couple of gay friends. They are actual gay people, not the type you see get paid to be in movies. You can't tell me that all those pictures look normal. You yourself said wtf to a few of them.
The San Diego gays have nothing nothing on the San Fransisco gays.
On a related note, what CC do you go to?
Palomar, Grossmont, Miramar, City, Mesa, ECC, Mira Costa...?
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The San Diego gays have nothing nothing on the San Fransisco gays.On a related note, what CC do you go to?
Palomar, Grossmont, Miramar, City, Mesa, ECC, Mira Costa...?
*a bit wary* Why do you ask?
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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x--MahoO-('-'Q) :
*a bit wary* Why do you ask?
So he can kill you.
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Maho thought about the meaning of life:
*a bit wary* Why do you ask?
Cause about 2309475023984570239475023475 (slight exageration) of us here live in San Diego.
Also because i work and go to class at Miramar.
STFU Maradon! Don't spoil my plans Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 06-28-2004 at 02:48 AM.
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Dr. Gee had this to say about Knight Rider:
Cause about 2309475023984570239475023475 (slight exageration) of us here live in San Diego.Also because i work and go to class at Miramar.
STFU Maradon! Don't spoil my plans
Ah, you're from here too. I go to Grossmont, same as Razor and I think Death of Rats went there for a while too.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
I live like 90 or so miles northish from San Diego in the Big Bear area. Stay off my rock, flatlanders.
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Is it odd thought Maho struck me as someone from the mid-west?
I live like 90 or so miles northish from San Diego in the Big Bear area. Stay off my rock, flatlanders.
My turn to ask WTFBBQ. Is it the Bible thumping from my first couple posts? I don't really see where you got that idea from.
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Yep! 
I was thinking "Man, isn't that guy from the mid-west, or the deep south, or somethin'?". That and you don't seem like the laid-back-so-cal type.
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Kael had this to say about Duck Tales:
Is it odd thought Maho struck me as someone from the mid-west?
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This one time, at Addy camp:
Oh shut up and drink your "soo-da" 
. There's a difference between the mid-west and Minnesota.
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Verily, Kael doth proclaim:
Oh shut up and drink your "soo-da". There's a difference between the mid-west and Minnesota.
Not sure why Addy's upset about that, but whatever. Yeah, I'm from San Diego and, despite what you may think, I'm pretty laid back. I'm also completely full of shit. Ah well, you win some you lose some.
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This insanity brought to you by Maho:
Not sure why Addy's upset about that, but whatever. Yeah, I'm from San Diego and, despite what you may think, I'm pretty laid back. I'm also completely full of shit. Ah well, you win some you lose some.
You never saw us in FFXI. I kept teasing her about her accent and her bird.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Kael said:
You never saw us in FFXI. I kept teasing her about her accent and her bird.
Kaelen was so mean to me. 
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Kael attempted to be funny by writing:
You never saw us in FFXI. I kept teasing her about her accent and her bird.
She seemed upset at the implication that you believed the hated Maho to be from the same area as her and that you implied that the attitude of said Maho was typical of that area.
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Addy thought about the meaning of life:
Kaelen was so mean to me.
There there, he didn't really mean it. Don't worry, the evil Maho shall avenge your sorrows *pounces on Kael with a spork and marmelade* FOR THE SWARM!!!!Maho fucked around with this message on 06-28-2004 at 03:24 AM.
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Addy wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Kaelen was so mean to me.
You want mean? Invite me to your WC3 games~ 
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Check out the big brain on Maho!
She seemed upset at the implication that you believed the hated Maho to be from the same area as her and that you implied that the attitude of said Maho was typical of that area.
Nah, I don't hate you. Unless you step on my rock, flatlander.
