Some particular quotes that caught my eye:
"Drysart loves Jesus, so I hate him!" - Senator Karnaj, on Drysart's religious policies
"I can't bend over to pick up the soap without fear anymore!" - Chief Justice Katrinity, on the recent scandal in the DrysHouse
"Drysart, at first, voted Yes to fund our troops in the occupation of the Vampyre Forums, but then he pooped on my face!" - General Delidgamond, on Drysart's policies on the War Against Nerds
"WHAM FLAM BIGGITY BLAM!" - Congressman Snoota, on weed
In the past three years, Drysart has put forth more propositions to raise subscription rates, take away our God-given right to beat up other people and make JooJooFlop wear pants.
Wrong on Defense
Wrong for EverCrest
Parcelan has proposed bills to lower subscription rates, let us beat up anyone who's weaker than us and let anyone who chooses not to wear pants to enjoy their decision like the constitution guarantees us.
For a Better Tomorrow
Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 05-04-2004 at 06:32 PM.
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Gadani had this to say about Knight Rider:
Parcelan, what is your stance on people such as Maho, Somthor, and paul554?
Let the rhinos have their way with them.
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There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
Let the rhinos have their way with them.
You've got my vote.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Khyron said:
You've got my vote.
But I know how the politics work around here. When push comes to shove, Drys is still going to be Parce's boss in six months.
It's not something people hear about.
(Puts paper down and continues talking in a monotone voice) diadem fucked around with this message on 05-04-2004 at 06:51 PM.
he truely uh brabe man. if me had uh second head, me would vote for him twice
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Everyone wondered WTF when Sean wrote:
That picture makes you look like Donald Trump.But I know how the politics work around here. When push comes to shove, Drys is still going to be Parce's boss in six months.
You're fired.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
You're fired.
You can't fire me! You think the Decoy Squad can handle what needs to be done in Crestington? This place'll fall apart without me.
It's not something people hear about.
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
Let the rhinos have their way with them.
sorry i dont like sloppy seconds you can keep them. with all your talent couldnt you have come up with somthing more creative than this?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Who is your proposed running mate?
What's your stance on the scientific exploitation of people too slow to get away?
And what, exactly, is your stance on the Scourge?
I'm open to suggestion and new experiences.
They were probably asking for it.
If it ain't the Horde, smash its gourd.
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Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
I'm open to suggestion and new experiences.They were probably asking for it.
If it ain't the Horde, smash its gourd.
For security reasons I am his running mate that way no one in their right mind will attempt to assasinate him, which otherwise would happen minutes after he took his oath of office.
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This insanity brought to you by Somthor:
For security reasons I am his running mate that way no one in their right mind will attempt to assasinate him, which otherwise would happen minutes after he took his oath of office.
No.
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ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
No.
Im afraid so, at least you have the fringe benifit of ordering me to Qualye for you in front of the media so they remain distracted whist you do your thing and latter you can Ollie me as well.
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Zair painfully thought these words up:
How do you answer allegations that you are little more than a shill for special interests, such as Vingle?
With a Louisville Slugger.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
With a Louisville Slugger.
I guess that means Batty will be the press secretary.....
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People ob Ebercrest, People ob Rpcrest,
People ob every land und stuff,
Luh-stin to me joyful tidings
Ob da guhlden fuh-ture time.
Soon or late da day is coming,
Tyrant Drysart shall be oberthrown,
And da fruitful fields of Ebercrest
Shall be trod by Parclean uh-lone.
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Monica attempted to be funny by writing:
Can I be your running mate?
yay kloie!
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Maho wrote:
You made my ass hurt. My vote is with Drys just because of that.
shush monica.....
Vote Blindy.
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ACES! Another post by Sakkra:
Truckasaurus is the only feasable option.
Third Party candidates have no chance. A vote for Truckasaurus is a vote for Parcelan.
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Drysart spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Guys, I'm running the vote, you might as well just vote for me anyway, saves me the trouble of having to fix the election.
How can we trust a man that admits to rigging the election but denies having weapons of mass destruction?!?!
