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Mr. Parcelan came out of the closet to say:
How can we trust a man that admits to rigging the election but denies having weapons of mass destruction?!?!
DEATH TO AMERICA
I HAVE THIS TACO BELL
ARE YOU SCARED
ALLAH ACKBAR
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Drysart spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Guys, I'm running the vote, you might as well just vote for me anyway, saves me the trouble of having to fix the election.
How can I get a cool, Drysart for President banner in my sig?
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Drysart impressed everyone with:
[img]http://static.evercrest.com/www/images2/ext/drysforprez.png[/img]
I show my unnecessary and pointless support for the network administrator.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Captain Planet:
I'd vote for Parcelan, but personally, I think Nicole Kidman needs to get naked more.
Parce does not support Kidman nudity.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
And not only hijinx! Our platform also covers the freedom of mischief, boyish pranks and ballyhoo.
I was going to side with Drysart.
But how can I pass up boyish pranks and ballyhoo?
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Caid '5 Fists' Berrit was all like:
I was going to side with Drysart.But how can I pass up boyish pranks and ballyhoo?
Easy.
Naked Nicole Kidman > boyish pranks and ballyhoo.
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A sleep deprived Abbikat stammered:
Easy.Naked Nicole Kidman > boyish pranks and ballyhoo.
Plenty of girls can get naked, but there can be only one ballyhoo.
There. Now it's old news.
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Mr. Gainsborough stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
What are your opinions on gay marriage, 80's hair bands, and polearms?
Don't do it in my bedroom.
Occasionally, they can produce some classics.
Use them only if you can look like a badass with them.
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Vorbis was naked while typing this:
How do you stand on the backs of your downtrodden opponents?
With poor balance.
this message was brought to you by the campaign for Drysart for President funded by the High Priest of Drysart, any thing that comes from Parcelan's mouth should be considered hearsay and will eventually lead to a flogging. Once again vote for Drysart and may the (_|_)be bared for all.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Parcelan is a supporter of Pantsless O'Clock. I have to go with Parce.
Shit... can I change my vote?
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*sneaks up behind Abbi and pulls her pants down*
What are you doing with that cigar??
And why is there a stain on my dress??
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From the book of Abbikat, chapter 3, verse 16:
What are you doing with that cigar??And why is there a stain on my dress??
I must share in the sense of WTFY????
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Keep pantslessness free for all time! Vote Drysart!
As any man, woman or child who has dared to dream knows, Pantsless O'clock is whenever you look at your watch. Pantsless O'clock is not a number, but a dream in the hearts and heads of everyone who has ever loved or will love. Why, Pantsless O'clock is little more than a name so that we may refer to it.
If you've ever dared to dream...if you've ever dared to not wear pants...vote for Parcelan.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
Only a true anti-people's rights activist would be so shallow-minded to think of Pantsless O'clock in concrete terms.As any man, woman or child who has dared to dream knows, Pantsless O'clock is whenever you look at your watch. Pantsless O'clock is not a number, but a dream in the hearts and heads of everyone who has ever loved or will love. Why, Pantsless O'clock is little more than a name so that we may refer to it.
If you've ever dared to dream...if you've ever dared to not wear pants...vote for Parcelan.
*votes twice for Parce* 
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Manticore's account was hax0red to write:
*votes twice for Parce*
You must live in Chicago where "Vote early, vote often" came from.
