I vote the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
BTW, what Disney villain deaths don't involve plummiting off of something? There's Ursula from The Little Mermaid and, uh...
As for Disney villains...let's see...Clayton in Tarzan hung himself on vines by mistake (you see him hanging in the flicker of lightning).
Disney villains are seldom seen dying graphically on screen because it is considered too extreme for a G rating, though Disney's gotten around the disturbing imagery at times by kiddifying it (some of the toys in Sid's room in Toy Story were disturbing, but only if you sat there and considered the implications)
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael probably says this to all the girls:
Oh and Scar (from Lion King) was torn to shreds by Hyenas (in silhouette; the mauling was off-screen)
I don't count that because he plummeted off a small cliff into the midst of the hyenas.
Beauty and the Beast (Worsed. One. Ever.) The dude fel off the tower...turret..thing...
Tarzan, Clayton plummited and hung himself..
Mulan (best one) No.. Shan-Yu ddn't plummit, he was shot with a huge missile firework thing and then blown up by more when he hit the tower.
101 dalmations, Cruella didn't even die.
Cinderella, don't think the evil step mother/daughters died either.. but I've not seen that movie in a long ass time.
Sleeping Beauty, Wicked Fairy Godmother was killed by the prince... no plummet. (I think..again)
Did Jafar plummet?
ANYWAYS! Trillee fucked around with this message on 04-12-2004 at 04:38 AM.
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Frankly I think Hercules was the worst one, they could have at least attempted to get Greek Mythology correct.
I never saw Hunchback or Tarzan, so...
I haven't even seen it, but I am putting my money on Hercules
I second the motion of Hunchback being the worst.
It's not something people hear about.
Hercules was funny.
Tarzan had a good soundtrack. 
"Life is not like the songs sweetling, you may learn that one day to your sorrow." Petyr Baelish to Sansa Stark ~ From "A Song of Ice and Fire
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I didnt see Lilo and Stitch or Treasure Planet, but looking at the subject matter. they get a big thumb down.
Lilo and Stitch wasn't the greatest movie, but it was cute.
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Trillee Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Cinderella, don't think the evil step mother/daughters died either.. but I've not seen that movie in a long ass time.Sleeping Beauty, Wicked Fairy Godmother was killed by the prince... no plummit. (I think..again)
The cat plummeted out of the tower window. Either it died or broke its legs.
And the dragon in Sleeping Beauty plummited off a cliff after she got the ol' sword-in-the-heart. While the fall may not have killed her it was certainly involved. JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 04-12-2004 at 01:08 PM.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Tron:
The cat plummeted out of the tower window. Either it died or broke its legs.And the dragon in Sleeping Beauty plummited off a cliff after she got the ol' sword-in-the-heart. While the fall may not have killed her it was certainly involved.
Aahh.
Wait, we're forgetting one... Home on the Range
*cringe*
They're running out of material.. and I think the heavy criticism from certain groups is getting to them. How many movies has it been now that they've complained about some sexual innuendo? It's got to be hard to come up with something that won't offend someone.
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Sakkra spewed forth this undeniable truth:
It paves the way for sequels. Read your Grand List of Console RPG Cliches. Falling off a cliff, even after being shot/stabbed/slashed/beaten is the greatest cure-all in existence. If someone falls off a tall cliff and you don't see a corpse, you can almost guarantee they'll be making an appearance later.
Hmmm...good theory, but I highly doubt ANYONE can fall down cliffs like Gueston.
"Life is not like the songs sweetling, you may learn that one day to your sorrow." Petyr Baelish to Sansa Stark ~ From "A Song of Ice and Fire
Anyways, there needs to be more fairy tale-like things for Disney to make into movies.
Aladdin will always be my favorite~ Beauty and the Beast & Lion King a close second.
maybe call it All Parie DOgs go to St Paulies? no that wouldnt sound right.
a beer to far?
a little beer in the prairie? yeah that would work..
Join us now as we vist the days of the American west and learn how a little praire dog saved us from the evils of intoxication by drinking up the entire availible supply while putting out a range fire with what passed his kidneys.
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Verily, Somthor doth proclaim:
it worked for Holmes.....
Different gandra, and the author hated Holmes. He wanted the guy to die.
Scene pans to a small, cat-like creature trying to climb a hill. He slips and rolls back down, where he is seen by a handsome prairie dog holding a beer.
Parcelan: Little Somthor, why do you keep trying to climb that hill? You'll never get it up.
Somthor: That's what my wife said
Parcelan: Yeah, but I was talking about the hill.
Somthor: I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...I think I can use my training my as a gorilla trainer to climb this hill.
Parcelan: But you were never a gorilla trainer.
Somthor: Yes I was. I wrote a book about it: "Gorillas in the Mist." Ask my wife.
Somthor points to a cardboard cutout of a family that flops down in the breeze. At the sight, the cat gasps, his eyes going wide.
Somthor: CLAIRE! OH GOD, BUSH ASSASSINATED HER!
Parcelan: ...
Somthor: ...I'm a superhero.
Suddenly, a plane crashes into Somthor, crushing him beneath its massive weight.
Somthor: I'm dying slowly, my innards being forced out of my body through my mouth...but there's an upside.
Parcelan: What's that?
Somthor: In saying that I'm dead, it'll be the first time I'm ever right 
And so we all learned a lesson: terrorists hate America, but hate Somthor more...no, wait, we learned that conspiracies in the White House may be true, but so long as they kill Somthor, they're all right...or maybe, the moral is that Somthor was once raped by gorillas.
Take your pick.
The end.
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I'd go with Home on the Range as the worst.
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Lechium Model 2000 was programmed to say:
That story alone deserves a 5
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^^^ What he said.
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Lechium stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
That story alone deserves a 5Hilarious Parce
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Different gandra, and the author hated Holmes. He wanted the guy to die.
you mean genre ??
anyway
for future reference my wifes name is Kirstin not claire Claire is part of my last name.
wasnt Gorrilas a movie about Diane Fossey? cute parody of me Mr parcelan but no cigar. First of all no terrorist would kill me as it furtheres their cause to have me running around Doing the good works (in their Eyes ) that I do.
While I am flattered you consider me in the same light as the great Sisyphus I am not him.
rather I am the hero who is confronted by a member of society who points out his individualistic, antisocial behaviour. Parcelan After this, the hero sooner or later will abandon his hatreds and his search for revenge, but only if that memeber of Society doenst pass out drunk and let his task fall by the way side.
By my apparent abandonment of society and its norms and refusal of 'the call' (Somthor rejects EC's desire to give society back its "heroes"), true to the monomyth, the first encounter of the hero-journey is with a 'protective figure', such as Maradon and Snoota, who 'tests' Somthor's mind and body In EverCrest, the helpers are Delphi, who acts as a guide and pathfinder out of noobietown's Underworld, and Katrinity, the protector ('Virgin-Cosmic Mother') who leads Somthor out of the internet wilderness and saves him from certain death.(banning) What such figures represent, according to Drysart, are the "benign, protecting power of destiny", all of which suggests the inevitability of a predetermined future. Somthor fucked around with this message on 04-12-2004 at 05:43 PM.
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Somthor thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
rather I am the hero who is confronted by a member of society who points out his individualistic, antisocial behaviour.
nope.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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How.... Gunslinger Moogle.... uughhhhhh:
nope.
How about "Sleeping Somthor?"
Prince Snoota gallops into the castle to find the cat-like creature snoring blissfully.
Snoota: Lo! Fair Princess Somthor, whose deepening coma plunges our kingdom into darkness, I shall awaken you with a kiss!
Somthor: oh so I was right, eh
Snoota: ...what?
Somthor: you like the men. hey thats cool but maybe you should steer clear of me. i'm a real female sex machine
Snoota: Wait, you're a female?
Somthor: yeah, back in the navy...no wait, I didn't mean to say that.
Snoota: Don't start making shit up just because you're a homophobe.
Somthor: sorry no cigar, i'm no homophobe in fact, before I was a navy seal, a drug store pharmacist and a chinese immigrant, I was a gay rights activist I'm in tune with the gay man's plight, my brother
Snoota: ...
Somthor: ...I'm a pirate captain.
Snoota: Look, forget it, let me just get my sleeping pills.
Somthor: but I'm already awake
Snoota: Yeah, I'm hoping to overdose and spirit myself from this.
Somthor: That's cool, i was a drug overdose victim once.
Snoota: Shit, forget it.
Snoota rips out his sword and plunges it deep into his chest, ending his life with a smile on his face.
Somthor: ha! he has bowed before my infallible logic! once again iam right
Fairy Godmother Karnaj: I dunno. Maybe he got tired of you bashing Bush with no real idea about what you're talking about.
Somthor: hey, i know. You forget, I was president once.
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Somthor had this to say about Cuba:
snicker he does have a talent doenst he? mmm now i gotta try to post somthing that might be considerd 25% as good to save face.
Once in the mystical land Of EC there dewelt a Praire Dog Named Parcelan and his Seven Hotties. Parcelan was tasked with keeping them safe from harm and this he did until one day the evil Somthor Came to his village and saw them. Smitten by the Bevey of beauties He thought he would take the Seven hotties away and place them high on pedestals where other men could never touch them but admire them from afar. Without the light and warmth that shone from the ladies EC land would wither and die as it grew colder and colder. Somthor though how to steal the girls away from the rodent.... At first he thought he would challenge him to a duel of wits but found that Parcealn had the mystical guidence of Gydon and (he who cant be mentioned) to aid him and thus he couldnt be defeated that way. SO then he tried to physicaly overpower Parcelan but found him to be guarded by the might Mightion defensor and Snoota. Drat, well then there was the failed psy attack foiled by the combined powers of Mog and Vorago, the ninja stealth attack which help from nem-x and black. Atempt after atempt was foiled by Parcelan with a little help from his EC friends. After awhile the constant attempts go kind of annoying and boring, parcelan started to drink to excess in order to get through The Seige of the evil somthor until one day he woke up and shivered. It was dark and COld out yet Parcelans internal clock told him it was about noon time, yet there was no sun. "I'll be Snookered" thought Parcelan "That darn cat Stole all my wimmin whilst I was under Baccuss' embrace".
the moral of the story is never under estimate the persistance of a Somthor, or maybe its a Drunk and his women are soon parted.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Somthor wrote:
A bunch of crap.
I guess in your vast, imaginary plethora of jobs, you never were an author
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
I guess in your vast, imaginary plethora of jobs, you never were an author
nope, I can do some semi decent poetry though. in fact a few have been published in the student magazines back in the day, but then they did alot of drugs and were short on submissions......
New College and All
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Somthor was all like:
nope, I can do some semi decent poetry though. in fact a few have been published in the student magazines back in the day, but then they did alot of drugs and were short on submissions......New College and All
Well, congratulations! Stoners think you're good!
I think the worst Disney flick so far is either Hunchback (which I refuse to see after hearing they recycled scenes in it from B&tB) and Hercules.
Oh yeah.. and what is up with Disney killing off all the Mom's in these freaking stories?! Jajahotep fucked around with this message on 04-12-2004 at 09:13 PM.
