It's also well-known that you are all messed up in some way. Freaks, losers and misfits...all terms that could describe you. But how do you know which one you are?
Well, it's simple, for only a bit of food and booze, I will tell you exactly what's wrong with you. Post here with your gifts and I will give you your worst quality.
And then you will know, and knowing is half the battle!
It's not something people hear about.
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JooJooFlop obviously shouldn't have said:
You'll just say I don't stand out enough or some such, as that's what you always say in these situations.
It seems to me that Parce reuses his thread ideas an awful lot.
I think he just wants the free gifts.
No, Really. Bite me.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Do what you will with them. [ 03-14-2004: Message edited by: Gadani ]
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The propaganda machine of Mr. Parcelan's junta released this statement:
Since JooJooFlop ruined it for everyone, this is really more of a thread demanding tribute than anything else.
You're just a lazy crapass is all.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about pies:
You're just a lazy crapass is all.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah.
It's not something people hear about.
Karnaj: Your atheism is almost pitiful in how you rely on it to shape all your views. In addition, I daresay you are not as obsessed with poop as you claim to be.
Sean: If you ever miss your glazed ham, look in a mirror you pudgy, greasy...uh...ham.
Sakkra: Fuck you. The only one I hate more than you is Zaza.
Falaanla: How about you rely on your own goddamn self for advice and opinions and quit bothering the rest of us with your worthless whining?
Zair: You define the term: "bed-wetting liberal." Emphasis on the bedwetting. I know what you do at nights, sir.
Vorbis: It's quite obvious you're only clinging onto clothes and fashion to hide the hideous growth on your back.
Jargum: You suck almost as much as Sakkra. If you were to mate, you'd have a baby named Prince Suckacolon.
Somthor: You are the single strongest argument for total acceptabilty of abortions. You should never have been brought into this world.
Jajahotep: Change your sigpic. I just ate.
Monica: That's what your mama said.
JooJooFlop: I will not. Instead, I'll throw in on this orgy between Jargum and Sakkra and you three can make a child named King Hippo.
Xyrra: You once insulted Jose Cuervo. Karnaj will deal with you.
Arttemis: Your pants make you look fat.
Cass: Your brother is Mortious.
Trent: You look like Professor Snape and talk like him, too. In addition, you probably fuck livestock.
Lenlalron: I LIED WHEN I SAID I THOUGHT YOU WOULD FIND A GIRL! YOUR DESTINY IS TO DIE COLD AND LONELY...by a grizzly bear attack.
Blindy: You had more of a purpose in life when you were obsessed with penises.
Darius: You have the best sigpic ever.
Jens: ALL THE BOOZE IN THE WORLD CAN'T SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, YOU SICK LITTLE FUCK!
Burger: See Blindy.
Tal: I would jump your wife's bones in half a second, given the chance.
Moogle: It occurs to me that you are the most worthless moogle in existance. You don't save our games or establish a mail system called Mognet. All you do is sit on the couch.
Gadani: WHO ARE YOU?! WHY DID YOU POST HERE?!
And that should be it. If you were left out: HA! If your insult sucked: I probably like you deep-down. If you are dissatisfied: Blow me.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about dark elf butts:
That was disappointing. I'm glad I gave you nothing.
I thought the fecal matter would cut you to the bone. Alas, I must now pull out my big guns.
Do you remember last autumn during the Harvest Festival at the Gentlemen's Club and I said you looked smashing in your stovepipe hat? SUCH A CLAIM WAS FRAUDULENT! YOU LOOKED LIKE A CARPET-BAGGER!
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A sleep deprived Karnaj stammered:
That was disappointing. I'm glad I gave you nothing.
Really.
I'm still the King of Hate.
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
I thought the fecal matter would cut you to the bone. Alas, I must now pull out my big guns.Do you remember last autumn during the Harvest Festival at the Gentlemen's Club and I said you looked smashing in your stovepipe hat? SUCH A CLAIM WAS FRAUDULENT! YOU LOOKED LIKE A CARPET-BAGGER!
Now this, is funny.
