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Topic: Atone for your sins
Suddar
posted 03-14-2004 10:55:20 PM
Hi Parcelan. Sorry I'm late, but my offer consists of one thousand (1,000) virgins, which is both food, drink, and intoxicating if you're thinking flexibly enough.
merei
Pancake
posted 03-14-2004 11:50:49 PM
*Stoli and Wings*
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-14-2004 11:55:01 PM
Why the hate?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-15-2004 12:32:10 AM
Suddar: Leopold could kick your ass.

merei: I'd jump your bones in half a second.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 03-15-2004 01:51:47 AM
Aussie chicks.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 03-15-2004 02:31:45 AM
A plate of Beggin' Strips for the Warchief!
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-15-2004 06:06:47 AM
Wait a minute, waaaait a minute...

*punches herself in the stomach and belches up the One Ring*

There y'go. Lay it on me, boss.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

merei
Pancake
posted 03-15-2004 07:44:26 AM
Aww, Parce, you're so sweet.....
you know you ought to bug him, he's got some new pics of me...
*Tal*
Pancake
posted 03-15-2004 08:00:27 AM
quote:
merei had this to say about pies:
Aww, Parce, you're so sweet.....
you know you ought to bug him, he's got some new pics of me...

The woman lies.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
Yuri
posted 03-15-2004 08:43:38 AM
I offer Jose Curevo with a side of Goldschlager.
LeMiere
posted 03-15-2004 08:52:32 AM
Please touch me naughty.
Mightion Defensor
posted 03-15-2004 04:56:10 PM
* places a box in front of Parcelan labeled "Atonement". The box is ticking soothingly, with a second tag labeled with the reassuring phrase "STILL NOT A BOMB"
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 03-15-2004 05:06:48 PM
The payment is in the mail.
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-15-2004 05:10:40 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Moogle: It occurs to me that you are the most worthless moogle in existance. You don't save our games or establish a mail system called Mognet. All you do is sit on the couch.

You really think so? *emo tear of joy*




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 03-15-2004 06:45:36 PM
A box of pizza rolls and a bottle of Moose Drool beer.

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 03-15-2004 06:58:38 PM
: ancing women, some good whiskey, and the best pizza ever....oh and some wendys::

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 03-15-2004 07:24:56 PM
Kobe beef and large amounts of sake.

Oh yes, and since no one has yet... Natalie Portman too.

Edit: Forgot the last part.

[ 03-15-2004: Message edited by: Alek Saege ]

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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Pancake
posted 03-15-2004 07:32:14 PM
I contribute nothing to this thread.
El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 03-15-2004 07:53:06 PM
I offer a Hawaiian pizza, a bottle of rum, and a two liter of coke.

Lay it on me, you flamer.

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