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ACES! Another post by Alaan:
What is 6x8?
...48. You meant 6x7 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Alaan: It's the sound a piece of wood makes when I smash you over the head with it.
Puggy: About as many as it takes to stimulate an orgasm.
Demos: That's not a question!
Karnaj: MMM-MMM, BITCH!
And remember: Women who prefer dogs over cats are girls you'd like to bear your children. Men who prefer cats over dogs are queer! [ 03-13-2004: Message edited by: Mr. Parcelan ]
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Demos had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
...48. You meant 6x7
Nope. At the end of one of the Hitchhiker books they said that 6x8 is 42. Its when they are stuck on prehistoric Earth.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Punky Brewster:
What is the difference between apathy and indifference?
A fine line.
[ 03-13-2004: Message edited by: Gadani ]
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Gadani had this to say about Knight Rider:
Why is apathetic without an 'a' pathetic, but they have nothing to do with each other?
They do! If Mightion is apathetic, he gets no poontang, and is thusly pathetic.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Parcelan said:
They do! If Mightion is apathetic, he gets no poontang, and is thusly pathetic.
I bow to your neverending fountain of wisdom, sir.
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Zair impressed everyone with:
Where should I go on vacation?
Texas, so you can learn why Conservatives are always right!
Or, alternatively, Italy, for the easy Italian broads. See, they combine the best of American broads (hard to get, but clean) with French broads (easy to screw, but dirty and hairy).
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Somthor had this to say about Robocop:
Why is it that the women in my life have a habit of dieing in car accidents?
If that isn't a bait for a flame, I don't know what is. Please stop trying to get me banned.
For that matter, does twin blade action really give a clean, close shave every time?
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Ruvyen had this to say about Pirotess:
Can this blade really cut through armour, and still cut a tomato?For that matter, does twin blade action really give a clean, close shave every time?
If it comes from the Horde, it must be true!
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Alaan had this to say about Robocop:
Nope. At the end of one of the Hitchhiker books they said that 6x8 is 42. Its when they are stuck on prehistoric Earth.
Six by NINE.
Sheesh.
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Mightion Defensor stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Six by NINE.Sheesh.
I have terrible memory. /shrug
Mightion: Get a haircut and contacts and start going to bars.
Alaan: Same advice, except start wearing women's undergarments.
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Alaan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Nope. At the end of one of the Hitchhiker books they said that 6x8 is 42. Its when they are stuck on prehistoric Earth.
Six by nine, barbarian. Parce: Is my headache Catholicism related?
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How.... Pvednes.... uughhhhhh:
Six by nine, barbarian.Parce: Is my headache Catholicism related?
Yes, Jesus is telling you to drink more.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Pirotess:
When will the WoW beta start?
When you stop touching yourself at night.
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The propaganda machine of Mr. Parcelan's junta released this statement:
When you stop touching yourself at night.
Can he touch himself during the day?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Karnaj was all like:
So what's Jesus telling me?
Jesus is telling you that you've been worshipping the wrong person all this time! You should be worshipping J-E-S-U-S C-H-R-I-S-T, instead you've been worshipping J-O-S-E C-U-E-R-V-O.
It's a common mistake.
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
When you stop touching yourself at night.
I didn't last night, for the first time in years.
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I didn't last night, for the first time in years.
your roommate was no doubt relieved.
And Mr Parcelan, I have two questions:
1. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
2. How do I achieve spiritual creaminess?
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Ja'Deth: The same amount of licks as it takes to orally stimulate an orgasm, and through many, many twinkies.
Waisz: Kill her.
What do I do now?
Sakkra: In Jedi speak, that was actually a highly-offensive "your mama" joke. That is why he got the offensive blue power.
Edit: Editing to get another look at that dark elf. [ 03-13-2004: Message edited by: Palador ChibiDragon ]
Edit2: Crap, don't see her when editing.
