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Ansrik Silverleaf said this about your mom:
How often does the casimir effect occur and how does it affect my life?
Your life is about to be ended, so it's no concern.
Additionally, which language did ScanSoft cancel after promising it would be released at the same time as the English version for their Text-To-Speech Recognition Server?
I live my job! [ 03-14-2004: Message edited by: Pesco ]
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Pesco had this to say about Duck Tales:
In Microsoft SQL Server 2000, which System Stored Procedure do you call to get a detailed list of columns in a table?Additionally, which language the ScanSoft cancel after promising it would be released at the same time as the English version for their Text-To-Speech Recognition Server?
I live my job!
My computer experience is a little rusty, but let me see if I can help.
First of all, all this SQL and CPU and CGNU is worthless. Any true programmer knows there is one only one computer language: Orcish. Only the orcs, with their massive brain power and brute force, are capable of creating such diabolical machines.
So, all you really have to do is learn Orcish and ask the computer what you want. It will recognize you as its master and obey, but how can you learn Orcish, you ask? It's not easy. There's only one book about it and it's sold at a Barnes & Noble in the middle of an island in the middle of the Zaharan Ocean.
Your airship won't be able to land there, and it's surrounded by steep cliffs, so your blue chocobo won't be able to walk over it (even though it can walk on water). So naturally, this leaves you with one discourse: to find the Sorceror's Stone.
To do this, you must enroll in Hogwart's School of Witchcraft. Mind you, not the Hogwart's School of Dermitology, that will net you a white chocobo (pretty, but usually worthless). So, once you have the Sorceror's Stone, you can trade it for some Krakatoa Greens.
This acts as an instant aphrodesiac for the chocobos, and causes them to give birth to a mighty Gold Chocobo. Only this chocobo can cross the ocean, mountains and forest to get the Orcish Dictionary. Once you've got the dictionary, it's a simple forty days and forty nights of study before you're considered a master Orcsman.
As soon as you do that, pray to the mighty spirits of Sound, Earth, Fire and Thunder in that order, twice, and then ask the computer your question. Now, these creatures are slow to answer, having been built by the ents, and they take a long time to consider every possibility.
So, three days, you'll recieve your answer and finally be able to save your village from rampaging Goblins who are sponsored by Shinra, Inc. Of course, you might have to go through a few mini-games. Here's a hint: Don't bother giving Aeris any materia.
I hope that answers your question.
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Alek Saege wrote this stupid crap:
If you have a gradient field with a circle of radius r (r being defined as a number greater than 0) centered at point {0, 0} plotted parametrically in a counter-clockwise manner, what is the divergence field around said circle?
Somehow, Bubba's black dick winds up in your ass. I saw the preview.
And Batty, I totally do.
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Batty had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
If you know the answer, I shouldn't have to ask the question!
How will anyone else know, then?
That reply to Pesco was beautiful!
Aury: No comprende, senor.
Pooh: He favors rap and Lil' John.
Holden: Much like you, I am blissfully unaware.
I'd ask what it is for books but you don't strike me as a reader.
Edit: Oh, and what did the five fingers say to the face? [ 03-14-2004: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]
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Palador ChibiDragon wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
What's your oppinion of Unearthed Arcana, now that it's out?Edit: Editing to get another look at that dark elf.
Edit2: Crap, don't see her when editing.
Short answer: I don't know because I didn't get it because I don't play D&D anymore because I disapprove of them revamping it so much and forcing people to spend another 60 odd bucks on 3.5 rules.
Better, funnier answer: It makes me angry because I showed Rosaline the section on Mialee and she wouldn't dress up as her. Delidgamond said he would, though.
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JooJooFlop's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
What are your favorite genres of movies, video games and porn?I'd ask what it is for books but you don't strike me as a reader.
Movies? I like action and suspense, in that order. I like a lot of Jackie Chan movies, too.
For video games, I like action and RPGs. Either way, I need a game that takes a long-ass time to beat. Some recent favorites of mine are BGDA2, Maximo vs. Army of Zin, and Disgaea.
As for porn, I like bondage.
I used to be quite the avid reader. These days I don't read much besides Maxim and Bartending Books, though.
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Mr. Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Movies? I like action and suspense, in that order. I like a lot of Jackie Chan movies, too.For video games, I like action and RPGs. Either way, I need a game that takes a long-ass time to beat. Some recent favorites of mine are BGDA2, Maximo vs. Army of Zin, and Disgaea.
As for porn, I like bondage.
I used to be quite the avid reader. These days I don't read much besides Maxim and Bartending Books, though.
Have you ever seen Snake and Crane: Arts of the Shaolin? Please tell me you have, if not, you must find a copy. Greatest. Kung-Fu. Movie. Ever. except a few really, really annoying characters The Kung-Fu is top knotch though!
And my question....! Do you uh....like...stuff..?
Xyrra: Fate is a lazy thing. He won't move until you force him to. Thus is the rule of life: if you take steps to ensure that your life gets better, it will. If you do not, it will not.
With a $75 price limit, what should be my itinerary of booze for the day?
No, Really. Bite me.
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Burger stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
On wednesday I'll be starting drinking before noon and will continue throughout the day.With a $75 price limit, what should be my itinerary of booze for the day?
Winter is giving way to hot, swealtery summer. The time is prime for rum! Barbados, Puerto Rican and Australian is key! Rum and coke! Daquiris! Rum shots!
All are grand and glorious for summer!
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Mr. Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Winter is giving way to hot, swealtery summer. The time is prime for rum! Barbados, Puerto Rican and Australian is key! Rum and coke! Daquiris! Rum shots!All are grand and glorious for summer!
I was looking for perhaps something that was a little more appropriate for St. Patricks day... that being what wednesday is.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Burger enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I was looking for perhaps something that was a little more appropriate for St. Patricks day... that being what wednesday is.
Oh right. Momentary lapse of concentration.
Then I give you...the Irish Mile.
From noon to 3, do shots of whiskey.
From 3 to 6, do Irish Carbombs.
For the rest of the night, drink Guinness and Killians.
What animal can jump higher than a mountain?
Kennatsu: It depends. If the mountain is small, then an organutan. If the mountain is large, none other than SuperGoat could do it. Yes, SuperGoat! Faster than speeding bundle of hay! More powerful than Loco Luiz! Able to leap tall mountains in a single bound! It's SuperGoat! Strange visitor from the Planet Gypton, he fights for truth, justice and perhaps a little jerky!
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Kennatsu was naked while typing this:
Actually, any animal can jump higher than a mountain; mountains can't jump!
*grabs a butcher knife and stabs Kennatsu liberally in the face with it*
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Niklas had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Who's the best Orc?
That would be Morc the Orc. Not quite strong enough to be a Grunt or even a Peon, Morc the Orc supplied coffee and doughnuts for all of the Horde before each battle.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chucks wood? and is he related to you in any way?
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There was much rejoicing when Kennatsu said this:
Actually, any animal can jump higher than a mountain; mountains can't jump!
On the contrary, Parcelan is quite correct. Not all animals can jump. Many do not even have legs. Plus, both an orangutan and Supergoat can jump higher than a mountain.
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Kennatsu had this to say about Pirotess:
Actually, any animal can jump higher than a mountain; mountains can't jump!
I now believe kennatsu not to be a 30 year old redhaired virgin boy.
Instead, I now believe him to be a 12 year old girl, with a slight case of Downs, and a book titled "HILARIOUS JOKES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!"
Now, my question.
How can I get Abbi to get naked on a webcam, to show me her redhaired natural form, and talk dirty to me in her Aussie accent?
