Vorbis: Quit playing that damn harmonica.
Ja'Deth: Take that damn corncob pipe out of your mouth.
Trent: Stop so blatantly abusing the word "gumption".
Gydyon: STOP PRETENDING THAT EC IS CHEERS AND YOU ARE CLIFF CLEVELAND!
Drysart: Lose weight.
Bajah: Quit chasing people around the place with a stick and screaming "YE MANGY BEAST!"
Lashanna: Quit pretending you're an Asian pop music superstar.
Skaw: Quit acting like Bubs.
Batty: Stay outta my corn flakes.
JooJooFlop: Quit eatin' my dog's food.
Nae: Stop spawning demons.
Katrinity: Quit spraying graffitti on my house!
Mortious: Quit singing karaoke!
More to come as warranted.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Nemx said:
Where's the rest of your sigpic?
I cut out the important part.
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From the book of Rebel Nae, chapter 3, verse 16:
...but I like demons!
NAEEEE!!!!!!!
*Runs, hugs, Glomps!* *Huggles* *Unfffffs* NAEEEE!!!!!!!!
quote:You mean this, surely.
Taste King Parcelan, you will see... More is all you need!
I cut out all but the important part.
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Led had this to say about Robocop:
Bah, it took forever to train him how to use that stick properly
Train him to use a Rocket-Propelled Grenade Launcher now? ^.^
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So quoth Led:
You dun touch a womans RPG launcher if you want to keep your arms, and he knows it!
Rawr! ^.^
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Batty stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
They're MY corn flakes now, bish.
Oooh..I like Black Mage(?) Paine!
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Katrinity stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Oooh..I like Black Mage(?) Paine!
Yar, that's the Black Mage dress sphere. ^_^
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FUCKING IDIOT had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Batty has a Paine fetish
Paine > you
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So quoth King Parcelan:
Gydyon: STOP PRETENDING THAT EC IS CHEERS AND YOU ARE CLIFF CLEVELAND!
You meant CLiff Claven, I am sure.
And I'm not Cliff, I'm Norm.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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There was much rejoicing when FUCKING IDIOT said this:
Batty has a Paine fetish
Paine is rather hot.
Btw Parce, leggo my eggo, bitch, >:(
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say:
Paine is rather hot.
Mortious nods sagely.
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Genericgirl spewed forth this undeniable truth:
NAEEEE!!!!!!!*Runs, hugs, Glomps!* *Huggles* *Unfffffs* NAEEEE!!!!!!!!
I totally win!
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A sleep deprived Led stammered:
Bah, it took forever to train him how to use that stick properly
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Batty had this to say about (_|_):
Paine > you
Lady Luck > Blackmage.
So is that it then! I am happy knowing that you have enjoyed my music for a long time, thank you for support in becoming Tokyo superstar number one!
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Lashanna painfully thought these words up:
Domo, Parce-san!So is that it then! I am happy knowing that you have enjoyed my music for a long time, thank you for support in becoming Tokyo superstar number one!
OMG!! *Bounces up and down wearing Lashanna-esque outfits* It's HER!!! *Chases Lashy down.* I'm your biggest faaaaaan!
LeMiere: Quit calling me at all hours of the night and singing that stupid "I Want My Baby Back" song.
Mortious: If you're going to use the karaoke machine, at least quit singing "It's Raining Men".
Snoota: Quit joining Mortious in that song.
VernalTemptress: Quit asking me for a part on this list.
Led: Please, PLEASE stop bursting in on me in the bathroom and screaming "MIND THE HULL, CAP'N! SHE'S TAKIN' IT 'ARD ON THE STARBOARD SIDE!"
nem-x: Stop trying to direct everyone in a remake of West Side Story. Lashanna is not Maria. Callalron is not Riff. Nobody here can snap and walk in rhythm.
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King Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
Nobody here can snap and walk in rhythm.
I can
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Genericgirl had this to say about Duck Tales:
NAEEEE!!!!!!!*Runs, hugs, Glomps!* *Huggles* *Unfffffs* NAEEEE!!!!!!!!
*pounces, glomps and UNFZ YOU*
In just seven days dun dun dun dun... I can make you a MAAAAAAAAAAANNNN...
*dances about, strewing hot buttered popcorn everywhere*
...So anyways back during the great war with Gydystan, or was it Fazoolika...wait, we never was at war with them Fazoolikan Hooligans...now where was I. Oh yeah, so anyways, back during the war, Doctor Peeved...Doctor Puhvd...oh hell Doctor P an' I...we were the hotshot young turks of the advanced warfare division, which meant we got a lot of money to stay up late an' order pizzas, which was what all the brainy sorts back then did, except we didn't call them pizzas. We called them "Italian Freedom Pies", which was the style at the time. You'd call up a restaurant and say "I want two large Italian Freedom Pies with the works, but no olives or pineapple", unless you were some sort of heathen establishment goon, in which case you did have olives and pineapple. Where was I? Oh yes. Doctor Pvee...Doctor Puvude...Damn it...Doctor P an' I were up one night, eating our Italian Freedom Pies, when we realized that Parcelan was comin' down the pipe the next day to see what ideas we had. Doctor P was of a mind that, having had all this money, we should just grab some ladies an' retire to Fiji, which was nice that time of year. Except I was married, and Parcelan had blown up Fiji the month before anyway. So we got to work on our great project, the Doomsday Banana. Except that didn't work out, because that DAMN' MONKEY kept COMING IN and STEALING the DAMN' BANANA! Stupid monkey...wish he'dve just married Batty and been done with it, which is what any other monkey would have done in his position if he wanted something to stick in his ea-Er! Anyway....where was I. Oh yes...so anyway, we were out of bananas. So I sends my assistant down to the store. "Five more crates of bananas" I say, and he says, "But master what if they don't have five crates of bananas?" and I say "then bring us some plantains" which aren't really like bananas but if you fry them up right they're tasty, and we might've been able to placate the Overlord with them...
*creaks in his rocking chair, puffing on his corncob pipe, contemplating the past*
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Don't ruin my perfectly good idiocy with your damn logic.
It's not because you don't post enough, it's because of one (or two) of two reasons.
A) You're not funny and you never will be.
B) I find your existance so repugnant, to include you in a post would be an act of terrorism.
*farts*
